Homos Heal Heartbreak

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The mark of a true faghag…every time she gets dumped, every time her heart aches, Jessica Simpson runs for the ‘Mos. It’s our one common thread. After Nick there was Ken Paves. Everywhere went Jessica, everywhere went Ken. Ken and his budget ass weave. Ken of the soap opera hairstyles. Full Story

A Low Key 21

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No Vegas bender, not even an appearance at the Roosevelt for the Prince concert…no clubs, no drama, just the beach and expensive shoes and expensive presents, and 2 lingering bad influences: her mother and that depraved piece of sh-t Calum Best… All in all a rather low key birthday for Lindsay Lohan – by appearance at least. Full Story

Punk Bitch Can’t Write

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with whom Avril has supposedly “co-written”, and with whom she used to have a close friendship. Full Story

Monday, July 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Long weekend in Canada which explains the late start.

July 1st – Canada Day and also Diana’s birthday so her boys threw her a huge bash…was better than you thought it’d be, non?

Why the HELL did I start crying at Back For Good? And how did Fergie suddenly get so much better looking?

Monday – blogging live. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am now properly obsessed with Chelsy Davy…you?

Sienna’s Straps

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller on her way to meet up with Diddy at Cipriani last night after presenting at the Concert for Diana. All over the earrings, all over all accessories…but have a look at her strappy heels. Straps wrapped AROUND her skinnies at the ankle… You likey? Hate the shoes, undecided about the styling… Having said that, very much approve of a healthier Sienna. Full Story

My Kiki’s Tiara

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kiki at Elton John’s Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball on Thursday. LOVE her tiara interpretation, don’t you? Instead of the wedding crown Liz Hurley insists on overplaying year after year, here’s my Kiki making it her own. Bless her for never being safe. Kirsten has been in London for several weeks shooting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, Toby Young’s uncomfortably hilarious account of his time at Vanity Fair – unparalleled assery that he managed to turn into a book and a stage production. Full Story

Whisker-free and it glows

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, not about to collapse from starvation and lovely, absolutely lovely. Full Story

Bred For It

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are young yet and marriage is nowhere near a reality but my new favourite Chelsy Davy has clearly been bred for the position should the opportunity present itself. At the tender age of 21, Chelsy is already adept at the turn and swallow – not a porn move but a privilege move, the move so many other society ladies before her have perfected: the art of overlooking infidelity and embarrassment and keeping one’s eye on the big picture… A Royal Title. Full Story

He Frees Her?

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bit of a romantic bent but it’s a holiday – why not a fanciful interpretation? Could this be Pete Doherty’s ultimate sacrifice? Knowing that he will never be clean, knowing that he is indeed a junkie for life, knowing that she’d stay with him through drugs but not through infidelity, did Pete cheat to free Kate? Probably not. Full Story

A Pageant Pounding

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They may be laywered now but something tells me…somehow they will leak. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were on holiday in Mexico at a private resort – supposedly some photographer was able to zoom in on them going at it hardcore in the Jacuzzi. Like Hard.Core. Reportedly a variety of bendy positions, so sizzling, so dirty they’re apparently right on par with One Night in Paris…only without the night vision lighting and Vanessa looks like she’s a more interested participant. Full Story

The Levitating KFed

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always come for cold hard cash. Full Story