My parents have sold their dream house and they are moving. They’re getting on, they’ve retired, they’re downsizing, and they want to travel the world. Everything has been cleared and I’m sleeping on a surprisingly cozy cot in my bedroom for the last, last, last weekend at home. Thought I would be sad but thankfully my mother has taken care of that with my birthday present.
Remember – this is a woman who expects ME to call HER on MY birthday to thank her for being alive. This year, with the stress of the move upon her, she really outdid herself.
I challenge you to to try to best this. Bet your boob job you can’t.
On my 34th birthday my mother gave to me… an econopack of my favourite brand of eyedrops. From Costco of course. Unfortunately, eyedrops don’t help with Hangover Bloat Face. Now I know what Ryan Phillippe feels like every morning.
Friday – am online blogging all day from Toronto. Check often!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy Birthday to Julie (or should I say Hulie?) in London from the Wilson sisters. They miss you, they’re sorry to have had to cancel, but they do love you dearly.
PPS. And to Lauren from her sister Siobhan… Happy 22nd. Am thrilled and honoured you’ve both been reading for so long. Have a lovely, lovely day.
Turns out ego is contagious. And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake has passed it on to the Shelf Ass. How else can you explain this move? Earlier this week it was reported that Jessica Biel was in talks to star at Wonder Woman in the new super hero movie Justice League of America. Entertainment Weekly is now confirming that she TURNED DOWN the part, essentially giving up the opportunity to be the face of a franchise. Full Story
Every season of television features a feuding cast. Last year it was Grey’s Anatomy – the show that now sucks major ass. The year before it was Desperate Housewives. Bet your boob job there will be two blondes at the centre of some major network drama this season now that Kristen Bell has joined the cast of Heroes. Full Story
Driving drunk repeatedly? Yes please do charge him. Kiefer Sutherland is officially facing two misdemeanour counts of DUI and could be looking at 18 months in prison which of course is why he’s hired high powered attorney Blair Berk. Seems like all Berk clients get to walk, although word is Kiefer will be appearing before the same judge who tore Paris Hilton a new asshole. Full Story
How often have you seen Rossum in jeans? No seriously…think about it. At her age, with her youth, you’d think it’d be more often, non? But remember – she has the soul of a century old opera singer. Just another reason why Emmy Rossum is just so f*cking annoying. So here she is at a charity pool tournament last night. Full Story
What’s the difference between Rossum and Mimi Cheese? Rossum makes you want to drill a hole into your skull through the eyeball. Mimi Cheese just makes you giggle. Mimi is amusing. Laughing at her is fun. And while this is certainly not her objective, at the same time, she is providing pleasure and not pain. Full Story
Almost, almost perfect, if not for two sadly pushed up tits that threaten to ruin her entire look. Check out Hilary Duff at the Spirit of Life award dinner last night. Fresh face, great makeup, the dress is a vision – I love the detailing on the band – so why? Why why why mash the boobs together and throw them OVER the top? It’s so Victoria Beckham, it’s so chavvy tacky, and totally totally unnecessary. Full Story
My favourite make-a-star Rumer Willis bleached her head. Me likey…but with conditions. Obviously not when it’s fried up and sh-t, obviously not her best look. But smoothed down and short? From certain angles with good lighting… Totally works for me. Here’s Rumer at the James Perse store opening last night in LA. Full Story
So Diddy was in NYC the other night, brought four people along with him to GoldBar when the girl at the door simply asked how many people were in his party. Fair question, right? Apparently not. Apparently someone as important and influential as Sean Combs doesn’t need to answer to how many people are in his party. Full Story
Kim Basinger has been embroiled in a bitter custody battle with ex husband Alec Baldwin for years. And because Hollywood hates women over 40, her profile over the same period has been significantly lower while Alec’s career continues to thrive. But enough bra burning for one day… this is about Kim in Germany for some event yesterday showing off some serious thinnification. Full Story