Cash has gone missing. Her boyfriend, I mean. Cash Warren, it’s been a few days, a few sightings, normally inseparable the two so now that he’s made himself scarce, some are wondering whether or not Jessica Alba is single again. And certain signs seem to confirm it: Her bitch-face is tinged with a little sadness, she seems decidedly unglam – the celebrity version of coping in your sweats and pigging out on ice cream– and she’s apparently easing heartbreak with her girls and her gays which as we all know is the most stalwart support system after separation. Full Story
A star on the Walk of Fame - given the fact that Paula Abdul has one, I’m thinkin’ Halle’s Oscar Club is WAY more exclusive. And an Oscar can’t be bought either – just ask the Gay Midget Dwarf. Celebrate instead her relationship with the doting, the supporting, the sweetest Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story
The rumours were swirling late last year – that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams had married quietly at City Hall in NYC. Needless to say, given the sullen nature of both stars, no confirmation was forthcoming…until now. Interview with Newsweek, he won’t come right out and say it, he won’t deny it, but it’s the closest either has come to making it official, which is surprising to say the least… that the ordinarily cantankerous Heath did not foam at the mouth or fly into a rage at being asked a personal question. Full Story
Yesterday’s travel took up more time than I expected…my thanks to all of you for sending along the Alanis Humps video, now raging across the web.
She looks great, she sounds great, and between Alanis and the only-good-for-ass Jessica Biel, I’d take Alanis any time. If you haven’t seen the video, click here. Hearing the lyrics slowed down totally kills me.
And it’s nice to see her sense of humour is intact…unlike that sullen little bitch Avril Lavigne. More on that later.
Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Am in Toronto, will be here for a week, emails are piling up. But even if I don’t answer, I promise I read each and every one – thanks so much!
PPS. Dear McGoslings: chill.
PPPS. Was on same flight home with Nelly Furtado yesterday. She was with manager, bodyguard, and baby. Nelly flies commercial - was pretty cool.
Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, and the controversial Angelina Jolie. If you recall, she was pregnant with the Chosen One during the filming of this movie. Both Matt and Angie gushed about how amazing it was to work with DeNiro and many thought that the movie was largely overlooked during awards season. The DVD comes out TODAY, I have three copies to give away to Laineygossip. Full Story
Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will add to an already overwhelming workload on top of catering to the likes of Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson. Full Story
Celebrities claim they hate doing press. To a certain extent, I can understand that. You get asked the same questions over and over again, sometimes for weeks, sometimes for months. It’s boring, it’s restricting, it’s suffocating… But so is filing paperwork. Or answering the phone. Full Story
Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood. Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’t mean to be mean, I’d certainly rather my smutty sense turn off in this situation but given the dramatic lives of their predecessors, it’s hard not to wonder – who’ll go first? Both attended the Kids’ Choice Awards at the weekend but while Jamie Lynn glowed healthy in orange, can’t say the same for Emma. Full Story
Jessica is traveling with him on tour, they’ve arrived in Australia, but not even a different continent can change John’s expression: dude still looks shamed by his own c*ck. I particularly like the one where she appears to be trying to tell him something. Again, not that you can ever reliably deduce anything from just one photo, but it looks to me like he’s in pain, as if to say: Holy f&ck you idiot, please don’t talk to me unless I’m pissing on you. Full Story