Reality for Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 00:00:00 February 14, 2008 00:00:00

Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star of her very own reality tv show Newlyweds with ex husband Nick Lachey. Full Story

Katie Goes to The Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 00:00:00 February 14, 2008 00:00:00

No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all on her own. Full Story

Valentine Bana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 10:04:03 February 14, 2008 10:04:03

A Valentine biscuit from me to you – many want him on the Freebie Five so here’s Eric Bana arriving in Berlin today to promote The Other Boleyn Girl with Nat and Scarjo. Definitely a hunky beast and very good hair and devoted to his wife but as mentioned before it’s his mouth. His mouth is too small for his head. Full Story

The GMD Hates Curves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 09:13:48 February 14, 2008 09:13:48

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story

Valentine C-Bomb!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 08:55:08 February 14, 2008 08:55:08

SO immature, but f*cking hilarious! Seriously… this totally makes my life. That old broad Jane Fonda went on the Today show today to discuss her involvement with the Vagina Monologues. And she decided to drop the C-bomb! Good morning to you too! The MiniVan Majority will be muttering about this for weeks on the playground! Click here for the clip Full Story

Et tu, Natalie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 08:44:50 February 14, 2008 08:44:50

Perhaps it’s the flu. The flu is going around, non? Or perhaps she too has bought into the Hollywood standard – that sense of entitlement that transcends etiquette and good manners. With a few exceptions, of course, celebrities are almost never on time. And while on occasion they could be legitimately late for professional reasons, most of the time they are late because, well because they don’t give a sh*t about anyone else’s schedule. Full Story

Like Samson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 07:55:05 February 14, 2008 07:55:05

Am still puzzled as to why Tom Brady cut his hair right before the Superbowl. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Why f&ck with your luck? Especially when the little curls at the nape of his neck were so cute!?! Like Samson, when he lost the hair, he also lost the mojo. Tom’s consolation prize, however, is a holiday to Costa Rica with his bombshell Brazilian. Full Story

A New Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 07:42:39 February 14, 2008 07:42:39

Not the greatest, but it’s a good start. Britney at the dance studio yesterday – she worked out for over an hour, supposedly as part of an intense training program before kicking off a new tour. Tour??? They worked her to the bone as an adolescent and they want to send her right back on the road in the midst of the crazy? If true… bad move. Full Story

February 14th – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 07:39:58 February 14, 2008 07:39:58

Happy 35th to Andrea G in Edmonton! To Joanie – belated birthday wishes from your cousin Christeen. For Jill, proud mom of Pompeyo and Pablo… enjoy your 37th! For Meg – Happy Birthday from Melanie who thinks you are “fabulous”. To Tammy – 32 is amazing. Your 30s will be amazing. Full Story

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Go Uno!!!

For the first time ev-er year in history of the Westminster Dog Show, a beagle – a regular, everyday dog, “the people’s” dog as opposed to an arty dog – took home Best in Show to a standing thunderous ovation at Madison Square Garden, also unprecedented.

Not gossip and totally lame, yes. But I have a 15 inch beagle too.

And it’s officially official – no more strike. Big press conference expected today re: Oscar presenters. Word is, the show this year will be bigger and more over the top than ever. So have you filled out your ballot?

It’s the annual contest thanks to Mercedes-Benz and, as mentioned yesterday, almost $2,000 worth of killer prizing on the line, including a Miu Miu bag!

Click here to enter.

Wednesday – blogging all day, keep coming back.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Justin Timberlake does not need good help. He has his mother. Besides…he can sing and dance but the Pip canNOT act. And Rachel McAdams is not blowing her  heartache away on holiday.

Uma Glow & Colin Firth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2008 13:54:25 February 13, 2008 13:54:25

There was a little something extra in Uma’s face tonight in London for the premiere of The Accidental Husband co-starring Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Uma and Colin – great onscreen pairing, non? Me likey. Unfortunately he probably won’t get the girl. The Accidental Husband is about a power woman in her safe power relationship with her safe Steady Man (Colin) who has to choose between her boring life and the exhilarating but unpredictable possibilities with The Wild Card (Morgan). Full Story

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