Now THIS is a Comeback

July 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*ck Britney. What"s KFed compared to disease? Kylie Minogue yesterday telling cancer to jump up her ass.  Love it. As you can see, K is back... Kylie is working on a new album and will be starring alongside David Tennant for a Dr Who Christmas special (here she is on set) and of course she is single and lookin’ for love. Full Story

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What kind of an idiot takes a 4 year old to camp outside Paris Hilton’s house way past her bedtime??? If you live in Florida, please find this bitch and slap her sh-tless.

As for your emails – whether or not Daniel Radcliffe pinged my gaydar following his leather vest appearance in Details … no and not in person either. Just young and Eurostyle. Think Jude Law.

Tuesday, am online all day, refresh for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Much love and affection to Sue R who just had her baby Jack weighing in at a hefty 9 lbs – congratulations!

The Hotness and the Plastic

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The Beckhams and the highly anticipated shoot for W Magazine. Full Story

The Miller Mullet

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not really a mullet, more an updated shag but still… Sienna’s new layers – LOVE them. It’s a sassy look…not generic and boring and long. Perfect for her sloppy style. She’s much better off the carpet, non? In fact, she actually looks really, really great in these shots, even with that awkward turtle neck. Full Story

Black, Blonde, and Boobed!

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still rather bouncy…and up close her skin looks pretty good too. Full Story

Pregnant at Stampede

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie behind a giant pillow on her way from LAX to Calgary with Joel Madden. Good Charlotte is scheduled to take the stage at Stampede tonight – yee hawwww!!! Of course you know tomorrow was supposed to be the start of her DUI trial though her attorneys have now asked for an extension and there will be a hearing tomorrow to determine whether or not the extension is granted. Full Story

Unrecognisable

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

source Courtney Love in London. With the dieting and the off and on drugging, she’s obviously mutilated her body beyond belief but still… I could barely recognise this. Not even barely, actually. I did NOT recognise it until the caption. Sadness. Full Story

A Bitchbeating Fan for your ears

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catya send this along – funniest thing ever. At the Club Monaco store on Bloor in Toronto, they are selling this CD: Karl Lagerfeld Les Musiques que j’aime – his favourite songs for the bargain price of $33!!! At Club Monaco!!! WTF? Having said that…check out the album cover: an instant classic. Full Story

Factory Girl Uncut – Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was supposed to be Sienna Miller’s greatest achievement and she gave it her all, supposedly going so deep into character as Edie Sedgwick that she also picked up, for a time anyway, all of her tragic vices. This version, the uncut, unrated one is not what was released in theatres. Closer to the original script, it features more scenes with Hayden Christensen, is much more well rounded, and of course still includes that very provocative, rather explicit sex clip with Hayden that was purported to have been actual intercourse. Full Story

Her One Flaw?

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously… what is her deal with Woody Allen anyway? Scarlett Johansson on location shooting her third movie with the director, looking the hotness per usual. To me, she is perfect. Almost. Perfect body, the most gorgeous face, sizzling and suggestive, and she owns it – unlike so many of her skanky peers, Scarlett seems totally in control of her own sex. Full Story