In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on a junket, she doesn’t moan about fatigue, even when she was reportedly being pissy pants about the X series, about quitting the X series, about her smaller role in the X storyline, she still smiled her smile and played the game. Full Story
You know she has that Dressing Problem, right? That problem that compels her to look like ass when she has so many attributes that are so very far from ass? Thank Goddess the problem seems to be gone. Or at least it appeared that way at the premiere of Grindhouse this week – check it out. Rosario in green, very flattering, nice weave, lovely arms, long legs, no sign of a breast diaper, no mono-torso… total gorgessity. Full Story
Can you bear it? I can’t bear it. And I think she’s going to kill him. It’s the Chinese in me. Everyone always dies in the end. Sigh. The covers have come out. Adult and children’s version attached. Now I’m wondering if that Slytherin locket is a clue. Is it a clue? Is it a Horcrux? July 21 – we are the Virgin Generation. Full Story
Another week, another ballsy Us Weekly cover. Janice and her crew are on the warpath, this time against Angelina Jolie. So she just adopted Pax. And she said that she’s planning to take time off to be with her four kids. But she has also accepted new movie offers, is scheduled to begin working again, and of course the vicious bitches at the magazine had to get some random adoption author to comment on the “oddness” of her behaviour. Full Story
Denise Richards Resumé:- ask Charlie Sheen- ask Heidi Fleiss- dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal- damages OPP- injures elderly ladies- allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the neighbours by inviting pappies into the community. Full Story
John Travolta won’t stop. John Travolta won’t stop talking about his potent reproductive powers. At 53, he keeps repeating that he and wife Kelly intend to have another child because theirs is not a beard gay sham, oh no. Theirs is legitimate love. And he is a raving flaming straight man.
Also a straight man who says he used to fantasise about doing naughty things to Elizabeth Taylor:
“I told her I had a recurring dream, which was true. I said: You know that white dress you wore in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof? Well, you weren’t wearing it in that dream.’”
Why… because HE was wearing it???
So then she tartly replied: “Well, I’m not wearing anything under this right now.”
And the 21 year old Travolta did nothing. Because that’s what any strapping horny non-homo would do when a legend propositions him.
But can you believe there are people who believe this sh-t???
Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF COURSE she"d never admit it! OF COURSE David never cheated!!! Last night - the Beckhams out on the town with Diddy, Victoria"s wobbly nips on display like a lopsided shelf, one cherry going West. Full Story
Randy Spelling, son of Aaron, brother to Tori – like every other useless, rich kids in Hollywood, he has a new reality show alongside other useless rich kids David Weintraub and Rod Stewart’s son whose name is irrelevant. So to pimp his new show, Randy is riding on the flaps of Paris Hilton, knowing that we don’t give a sh-t about his useless rich existence he has decided to exploit her useless rich existence, in addition to the black hole between her legs, revealing to the world that he gave birth to Hollywood Ebola. Full Story