Josh Still Loves Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 06:34:08 December 3, 2007 06:34:08

Josh Duhamel and Fergie after Movies Rock last night – their first public sighting in months confirming they are indeed still together. He looks hot in pants, non? And her face is much less offensive than it used to be, yes? What photos from Wenn  Full Story

JLo’s Maternity Glow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 06:25:05 December 3, 2007 06:25:05

Jennifer and Marc showed up at Movies Rock yesterday. As you can see, she is very, very pregnant. And very, very beautiful. And now I see that nose thing all you pregnancy know-it-alls are talking about. It is a little fatter, isn’t it? Still…she looks divine. And irresistibly happy. You smile when she smiles. Full Story

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Spice Girls – The Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 00:00:00 December 3, 2007 00:00:00

It was a girly gay paradise. I asked my husband if he wanted to come along… he cleverly declined. And it was the right decision. Because we were screaming and dancing and singing in the aisles and it was not a night for the “dude” but one for Girl Power…even the bitchiest sceptics will turn off the snark, just for 2 hours, and buy what they’re selling. Full Story

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Sunday, December 2, 2007

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!!!

Just got home from Spice Girls opening performance in Vancouver. Was cheese and ridiculous and glittery and glam - as the GMD would say:

Spice Reunion is AMAZING! Seriously super super super fun.

And...

I interviewed them too!

Must to bed. Will get up super early with all details. Promise!

Yours in Spice gossip,

Lainey

PS. Becks was there. I witnessed a moment. Check back tomorrow!

 

 

Friday, November 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Held up in studio for one afternoon and all of a sudden the GMD turns into Alfred Hitchcock… WTF???

Spice Girls hit Vancouver to kick off the reunion tour Sunday. Screen caps attached of the ladies appearing on GMTV with footage from rehearsals. You will note that Victoria’s concrete tits are NOT heaving over her corseted dress, in sharp contrast to every other occasion we’ve seen her during the last 2 years. Word is Cavalli could not make it work so that she could jump and sing and dance without having them pop out so she had them removed for tour and will tuck ‘em back in as soon as the gig is over. Do you love it?

There are also rumblings she is pregnant with LaLa Beckham. I wouldn’t bet your boob job on that one.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.

PPS. Happy 24th Birthday Mary Helen! Chin up - it WILL turn around!

PPPS. To Carole on her 63rd from her daughter Heather - big hug, thanks for the smutty support!

Hair Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

No more hair for Scott Speedman, pictured here at the premiere of the Sasquatch Gang last night. MUCH better, non? Wonder if the new fresh look means a new fresh fetish? And yes…that’s Drew Barrymore’s young lover Justin Long beside him. They’ve all been hanging out in Toronto frequently too. Full Story

Elizabeth Taylor!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

Kristin David shooting scenes for Sex & The City the movie yesterday in New York. As you can see, Elizabeth Taylor is still in Charlotte’s life along with a few other pups. Spoiler ahead – She was also seen wearing a baby bump on set under a white ski vest and earmuffs - decidedly UN-dream sequence-ish. Full Story

Punk Ass & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 07:15:00 November 30, 2007 07:15:00

Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll recall the two hung out for a while a couple of years ago, even prompting rumours they were lesbian lovers. Full Story

Taupe Back to Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 06:45:00 November 30, 2007 06:45:00

Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out and about yesterday and Jen leaving the theatre after her performance. Full Story

How Many Bows?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 06:08:31 November 30, 2007 06:08:31

Remember Pene’s Oscar yellow strapless with the bow below the butt? See attached for a reminder. Again last night Penelope Cruz stepped out in NYC for the Spanish Institute"s Gold Medal Gala wearing strapless and blue and a big bow this time higher up her back. Is the bow repeatable? Even if it’s repositioned? Especially when everything else including material is the same but for colour? Just asking… PS. Full Story

RoboFringe, the GMD, and Alfred Hitchcock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story