Lilo Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source  Full Story

She’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 09:36:22 November 5, 2007 09:36:22

Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the Slut Brigade and Dina Lohan too. Full Story

Spanish Quiveration on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Javier Bardem has 2 Oscar-contending films this season: the Coen Brothers’ latest No Country for Old Men and Love in the Time of Cholera, either of which could earn Javier his second nomination. Here he is at the premiere of No Country last night without his girlfriend (or beard, some would say) Penelope Cruz. Full Story

Too Much Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 08:09:35 November 5, 2007 08:09:35

She can be hit or miss on the red carpet – this one constitutes a clear “miss” – but who cares? It’s Kate Winslet, buried in an unfortunate dress, and still looking better than ever. Kate showed at the BAFTA event in LA supporting her fellow Brits, even though NYC is now home. Full Story

Always the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Helen Mirren at the BAFTA Cunard Brittania Awards in LA at the weekend looking more regal and more elegant than a large majority of tartlets running around Hollywood. Can you believe this broad is 62? Helen Mirren’s 62 is all sex, non? 62 and truly, truly a modern woman. Talks sex freely, is not ashamed, has never been ashamed of her body, and chose not to have children – in the face of what I’m sure was an endless river of sanctimony launched from every direction by MiniVan women who chose motherhood and who insist every woman MUST share the same lifechanging experience and that those who don’t must be biological anomalies. Full Story

Not a Moment’s Rest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 07:11:13 November 5, 2007 07:11:13

Katie Holmes ran a marathon yesterday in the morning and the showed up looking totally gorgeous in the face, but terribly terribly dressed, to the NYC screening of Lions for Lambs just hours later. And yes… Tom is “presenting” her!!! But of course he is. Why pass up the opportunity to evoke Camelot, especially the week before the release of his first movie as head of United Artists? In all fairness, Lions for Lambs doesn’t suck. Full Story

Katie’s “Amazing” Race

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the other end looking this pretty, especially the shot of her holding Little Sci getting out of the SUV. Full Story

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What a Gay Wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

There is only one thing wrong with Will Smith. Its name is Tom Cruise. Otherwise, Will Smith is perfect. Check him out, gamely supporting his friend the other night, wrapping his sexy arms around the GMD in a blatant show of solidarity, taunting Tom with his hotness, and the difference between the two is hard to ignore: One is awkward and clenched, the other oozing charm and charisma and killer personal style. Full Story

Dead Eyes, Faux Glow, and a Perm Request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Katie Holmes last Thursday with her owner at the Lions for Lambs premiere – am all over the dress but she’s totally overmade. Too much blush? Or foundation? Makes her look old, ages a fresh face…and perhaps that’s the point. Otherwise, next to the GMD, she’d look like his much younger sister. Full Story

The Object of Their Affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD trotted out all his friends last Thursday for the LA premiere of Lions for Lambs. Among them, David Beckham, and as you can see from the expressions on both Katie’s and Tom’s faces, Becks is definitely ballsdown their favourite. See how Katie absolutely glows looking into his eyes? And see how Tom can’t take his own eyes off Victoria’s husband – coveting him, wanting him, undressing him with his Xenu imagination… Strange the Cruises don’t look like that at each other, non? Haven"t seen Katie this happy, in fact, for over 2 years! source Full Story

At Hogwarts with Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix comes out on DVD this week in the UK and on December 11th everywhere else – very cool special features. I even cried during the 43 minute behind the scenes documentary when they talk about how love saves Harry. Sob. To promote the DVD release, journalists were invited to interview members of the cast – who are now working on the Half Blood Prince – on the set of the new film. Full Story