Orly Kerr in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:08:00 April 28, 2008 00:08:00

Has a nice ring to it, non? Was there anyone who believed the OK Magazine cover story about Jennifer Aniston dating Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. As you know, Orly has been involved with Australian model Miranda Kerr for the last few months and the two have been much more public of late, officially stepping out for the first time in Australia at the AJC Australian Derby. Full Story

Just Like Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:03:01 April 28, 2008 00:03:01

Rumer Willis worked her best angles and walked the carpet in white at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday for the premiere of her movie From Within. As you can see, side by side with Lindsay Lohan, she is well on her way. Now all that remains is a few nudie shots, an inappropriate relationship with a much older man, and three visits to rehab in a six month period. Full Story

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Friday, April 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Posted late in the day yesterday on Tom Cruise, Madonna, and my Gwyneth. Scroll down and catch up if you missed it. Oprah is leading her lambs inside the GMD’s house. Something tells me she won’t be asking the tough questions. Something tells me she won’t be calling his gay ass out on his attack on psychiatry even though she herself has featured psychiatric methods on her show on a number of occasions helping women through depression, post partum, and a variety of other mental health related issues.

No. Of course not.

Instead, she’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun.

Right? Seriously...Oprah is more powerful than Xenu.

Friday! Yay! Am spending date night tonight at Ikea… woo! Hope your weekend is a lot sexier.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Beyonce.

All That’s Missing…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 18:33:00 April 25, 2008 18:33:00

Is a pair of leather chaps with the ass cut out. How can there be any doubt? This is John Travolta at the Michael Eisner Walk of Fame event today. The good news is he’s finally given up on that spray paint hair Full Story

Bitch Face and a Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 14:41:00 April 25, 2008 14:41:00

Leighton Meester last night at the Tribeca Film Festival working that carpet with a killer body and one of the best young bitch faces in the business today. I mean look at that. THAT is a thing of beauty. The perfect Blair heir to the legacy of Brenda Walsh. Have you read the New York Magazine feature on Gossip Girl Full Story

Radiohead in the Basement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 10:51:00 April 25, 2008 10:51:00

Less than 2 weeks before the start of their world tour… can you stand it? To get it all started, the band will be releasing a one hour intimate performance on VH1 on May 3 at midnight. Performing several tracks from In Rainbows, Radiohead taped the set at a London studio and the show can also be streamed May 3 at Music. Full Story

Chef Jakey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 09:53:58 April 25, 2008 09:53:58

Jake Gyllenhaal is supposedly opening up a restaurant. Click here for more details. Needless to say, this will do nothing to dispel those maybe gaybe rumours. Still… for some Jakey’s culinary interests illustrate yet again that he’s not a typical Hollywood party punk. Full Story

Madge Messianic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 09:11:00 April 25, 2008 09:11:00

Soon enough celebrities and evangelists will be one and the same. Madonna is speaking like it already. She sat down with Ann Curry on The Today Show – also a favourite of Angelina Jolie – to discuss her new album and her new movie I Am Because We Are. At one point, Anne asked Madge about what drives her: AC: “What is it that you want to feel about your life?” M: “That my soul reached its true potential and that I did everything that I was put on this earth to do. Full Story

Rest Your Weary Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 07:57:00 April 25, 2008 07:57:00

No it’s not the title of a new Coldplay song (although it sounds like it, non?) but a reasonable description of Gwyneth Paltrow after several days of sky high heel living. This is my Gwynnie out and about in London this morning after her gorgeous Iron Man premiere last night easing up on flats, black skinnys, and a cute Stella tank. Full Story

Girls’ Night at Tina’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 07:33:37 April 25, 2008 07:33:37

Can you imagine? Girls’ night at Tina Fey’s? Would totally make my life. And Amy Poehler has to be there. Baby Mama opens today, Tina and Amy have been pushing it pretty hard in New York this week – even courting the younger demographic at TRL the other day. The best though is when they interview each other for Moviefone. Full Story