Little Girl Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 11:35:37 November 27, 2007 11:35:37

Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. Worse yet, as my producer Laura just wrote, she also just walked out of 1992. Full Story

Paris Paradis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting her new album. Full Story

How To Lose a Guy in 5 Days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

News broke yesterday that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo spent Thanksgiving weekend together and shared Thanksgiving dinner with her family - information disseminated undoubtedly thanks to her perv of a father. Just 5 days later we now hear Jess has already taken to calling Tony “my man” and telling friends that “they’re dating” – this of course is Us Weekly’s latest headline. Full Story

Federline Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 09:52:56 November 27, 2007 09:52:56

What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story

Nicole Richie Media Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 09:21:15 November 27, 2007 09:21:15

Nicole Richie is rarely this heavily made up. But yesterday, out for “friendly” lunch with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton caked it on. She also met with Billy Bush and Access Hollywood the same afternoon. Clearly Monday was Nicole’s Media Day and while Access Hollywood is understandable, you have to wonder – what exactly does Nicole owe Ebola to have to pay her back with such a megawatt photo op? Because, gossips, this was only a photo op…nothing more. Full Story

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Chicken Fried New Video Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until then, Britney is still busy being stupid. Full Story

My Gwyneth’s Gams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 08:31:04 November 27, 2007 08:31:04

My Gwyneth is currently in NYC filming Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix. Wonder how she’s handling his unpredictable mood swings though she should be used to it living with Chris Martin who was apparently horrible while he was writing his last album. Understandable since after the glow, the last album sucked. Full Story

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Granny Freeze & Her Nephew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 08:06:03 November 27, 2007 08:06:03

No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role for which her immoblised forehead and freshly peeled cheeks actually work in her favour, given she plays the evil bitch who terrorises little girls. Full Story

Hair Technology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face. Now just six months later, it’s like Brendan never left the Cave. Full Story

How the Spices Support

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 07:38:37 November 27, 2007 07:38:37

Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story