Becks in Africa, Posh in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 00:00:00 January 23, 2008 00:00:00

While her husband David Beckham gives back in Africa on a UN Children’s mission, playing with kids in Sierra Leone and doing something less frivolous for a change, his wife Victoria is exactly where she should be: front row at a fashion show in Paris. Orange and puckered and posed, here’s Posh with Dita von Teese and Claudia Schiffer at Roland Mouret, the designer of her famous Moon Dress. Full Story

Willis > Stamos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 07:34:32 January 23, 2008 07:34:32

Her name is Emma Hemming, a model. She’s now dating Bruce Willis. But rumour has it she was supposedly involved with John Stamos not too long ago, though information on this is sparse because… well … who really cares about John Stamos. This is probably why Emma’s moved on to Bruce. Full Story

Probably an Old Client

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 07:20:43 January 23, 2008 07:20:43

Incredibly, Denise Richards was granted permission yesterday by a judge to go ahead with a reality show featuring her children – over Charlie Sheen’s protests. With recommended restrictions. Which means she can exploit her kids in exchange for a career. That judge must have been one of her old Heidi Fleiss clients. Full Story

Chicken Fried “Far From Over”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 06:58:08 January 23, 2008 06:58:08

Adnan granted an exclusive interview to Entertainment Tonight (claims he wasn’t paid for it) and announced that his relationship with Britney is “far from over”. To prove his point, he and Britney were seen hand in hand yesterday making several stops for the paps on their way to some hotel in Beverly Hills. Full Story

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The nominations are in!!! And there are a few surprises. One bigger than the rest. Because Angelina Jolie, considered a shoo-in up until this morning, was shut out in favour of Laura Linney in The Savages. But who can deny Laura Linney? In fact, it’s almost criminal that Hilary Swank has two while Laura Linney remains Oscar-less.

And go Ellen Page! And my Marion Cotillard! And of course the incomparable Cate Blanchett earning a nomination in both actress categories – for “imitating a man” in one of them. Tell that to that tool Billy Bush?

But despite the fact that the Pitts will not be bringing their porn to the Oscar red carpet this year, quiveration will still be aplenty. Clooney, Depp, Javier, and Viggo! Yum!

For the full list of nominees led by 8 each for There Will Be Blood and No Country for Old Men, click here.

Tuesday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. My Test the Nation score was 50 out of 60. Yay bloggers!

PPS. Keith Urban is not an uninterrupted cheater. At least not the one in question.

There is Sad Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 00:00:00 January 22, 2008 00:00:00

If you’ve been reading this column awhile, and if you’ve been paying close attention to the riddles, a grizzly one in particular, you should not be surprised. Still…it is shocking. And it is sad smut. Heath Ledger is Sad Smut. Yes, that is a riddle clue.  Full Story

New Day, New Shoes, and Pacey too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 13:42:52 January 22, 2008 13:42:52

Diane Kruger at the Chanel Haute Couture show today in Paris wearing yet another pair of killer heels, this time in yellow. LOVE. She also hit up Boucheron"s 150th Anniversary Dinner Party in a sexy white dress accessorised by her sexy beast of a boyfriend Joshua Jackson who has become quite the fashion dude himself. Full Story

Lose Your Sh*t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 13:16:42 January 22, 2008 13:16:42

I hope you were able to see the GMD’s freaky sci video last week. As you know, it was f&cking hilarious. And frightening. But this. This is genius. Genius on its own without any Tom Cruise recollection but if you remember Tom Cruise in the original, the brilliance of this new parody rises to another level. Full Story

Kiki & Ryan!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 00:00:00 January 22, 2008 00:00:00

The McGoslings won’t likey but me likey so much! My Kiki and Ryan Gosling will star in a new movie together called All Good Things about a guy in love with a bad girl who disappears. They are set to begin work on the project in April… And you know he’s her type, right? He is every inch her type. Full Story

Riley’s Revenge Pt 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 12:43:25 January 22, 2008 12:43:25

He’s already sold his story – lurid details of her insatiable libido – to the News of the World but still Riley can’t get over Lindsay Lohan. And as the bitterness continues to eat him alive, he is spewing more about her personal life … this time on his MySpace profile. Full Story

Jared Leto: Career Obituary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 00:00:00 January 22, 2008 00:00:00

Jared Leto earned a loyal following after his turn on My So Called Life as Jordan Catalano. He then caught the attention of filmmakers in Requiem for a Dream and walked among the Hollywood elite after striking up a friendship with Brad Pitt during shooting for Fight Club, securing an invitation to the Pitt/Aniston wedding alongside then-girlfriend and superstar Cameron Diaz. Full Story