You know the TIFF Toll has taken over when you’re walking around with a permanent hangover and no amount of foundation can conceal the dark circles.
Still… I wake up this morning after 3 hours of sleep a changed woman – Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. It’s a cliché but it’s also a legend. And if you’ve seen the tape, you know exactly what I mean.
Colin Farrell is unbelievable. At this point it’s not want…it is full on f&cking need.
Chanel party, then InStyle party, then drinks with the girls, then the Canadian Idol wrap party – it was a long night and the rains came as the skies shed massive infected tears with the return of Hollywood Ebola to our fair city. Details below.
Am posting on the fly per usual between shoots and the Rachel McAdams red carpet tonight for Married Life followed by the party for Weirdsville with Scott Speedman. Check back often for the TIFF Swag Giveaway to be posted later today.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Joaquin Phoenix has arrived
PPS. The Unfunny Douche Unfunny Douche is not Jim Carrey. Jim is not gay. Jim is not green.
PPPS. Am hungover with swollen eyelids and half asleep. Please please please forgive typos?
Am in my room at the Intercon looking out the window. There’s a terrace one floor below. Jaoquin Poenix and Mark Ruffalo – I can almost touch them. Like literally open the window and speak without raising my voice and he could hear me. Should I ask him why he’s so bloated and tell him that he looks rough? Truthfully though, even still, he’s still pretty f*&in’ sexy. Full Story
Waited at the elevator beside Kate Bosworth yesterday at the Intercon. She was on junket assignment for her new film The Girl in the Park with Sigourney Weaver. She is taller than most, though not as tall as you might think, and sooooper thin. Especially her legs. Too bony, not attractive. Her face however is total gorgessity. Full Story
Between Fashion Week and TIFF, many celebrities are jetting back and forth from NYC to Toronto. In Victoria Beckham’s case it’s from the west coast…LA to New York to prop her concrete tits in the front row at a series of shows including Marc Jacobs and Oscar de la Renta. Off topic for a sec – what do you think of Marc’s backward heel? Back to Posh. Full Story
Brad and Angelina received them and donated theirs to charity, and Ryan Gosling slopped by the IT Lounge too with his mom and sister…photo attached. As I’ve said, my swag is your swag. Am too swamped to type out every item in one huge swag bag from the NKPR “IT” Lounge visited by celebrities at TIFF. Full Story
It doesn’t get much better than this. Sunday night at some club after the VMAs, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and their entourage which, of course, included her creepy perv ass father (would you go clubbing with your da?) got into a scrap with some bodyguards that resulted in Ashlee getting thrown up against a wall. Full Story
Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story
The Freebie Five is f&cked. There’s a bug, they can’t get it to update the way I want it to. Soon it will be fixed and when it is… Colin Farrell will occupy the #1 spot. Above Becks, above them all, Colin Farrell is pure sex. Even more in person. Last night, the Chanel party for his new movie Cassandra’s Dream starring Ewan McGregor and Woody Allen - it was a nice day in Toronto Tuesday. Full Story
Chicken fried excuses… over and over again it’s chicken fried excuses from Britney Spears when the plain truth of the matter is that she is just straight up lazy. And while the remaining members of her camp are scrambling to find ways to garner sympathy for someone who disappoints at every turn, more details from Sunday night are emerging that confirm it – all the elements were there, all she had to do was run with it, all she had to do was want it badly enough.
Clearly she didn’t. And clearly it’s up to her vadgey to distract us from what happened. Again she stepped out with her undies. Again she wasn’t wearing panties. Only one day after Sarah Silverman alluded to her privates and offered an impressively similar imitation, bald Britney’s bits made an appearance for the cameras in Vegas.
At this point…is it beyond?
Last night at TIFF – Keira, Jude, and yes…Ryan Gosling. Details to follow and that douche Charlize Theron…will explain.
Blogging between 2 shoots with eTalk throughout the day, covering a premiere tonight and then… a party. Colin Farrell. What to wear? Am thinking white. Am worried self restraint will go out the window. Am unable to stop thinking of the video. You know the video. Will keep you posted.
Yours in gossip,
I know the suit looks kinda goofy in photos but in person…it was cool. He was cool. The other dudes on the press line were like – man, that’s a kick ass suit. And as always, he was chill. In a good mood at the premiere of Lars and the Real Girl last night, walking the carpet with his mother and sister. Full Story