She Ovulates

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is confirming that Nicole Richie is pregnant. You will recall that last week I reported exclusively that those who"ve styled her were gossiping that clothes were being sent back because they were too small, accounting for actual growth. Full Story

Next to a real star…

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league. Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the worst wannabe smile – it’s clear some people are truly only meant for TV. Full Story

Old School Runway

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Galliano for Dior Haute Couture Fall Winter 07/08 – always over the top, always exquisite, always completely impractical…but it’s couture, right? Why be sensible if you can afford a 50 thousand dollar dress? This year however marked the House of Dior’s 60th anniversary and on the heels of the sudden death of Galliano’s stalwart best friend Steven Robinson, anticipation for the show was particularly heightened with many wondering if John could possibly pull it off without his right hand. Full Story

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Drew Barrymore & the Poor Player Perv

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple sightings in NYC – Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff spent the weekend being a couple about town, holding hands, making out, not hiding their new love. Major score for him…major downgrade for her. Then again, Drew’s taste has always been… unorthodox. And Zach on the surface would appear to fit the mold. Full Story

Homos Heal Heartbreak

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The mark of a true faghag…every time she gets dumped, every time her heart aches, Jessica Simpson runs for the ‘Mos. It’s our one common thread. After Nick there was Ken Paves. Everywhere went Jessica, everywhere went Ken. Ken and his budget ass weave. Ken of the soap opera hairstyles. Full Story

A Low Key 21

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No Vegas bender, not even an appearance at the Roosevelt for the Prince concert…no clubs, no drama, just the beach and expensive shoes and expensive presents, and 2 lingering bad influences: her mother and that depraved piece of sh-t Calum Best… All in all a rather low key birthday for Lindsay Lohan – by appearance at least. Full Story

Punk Bitch Can’t Write

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with whom Avril has supposedly “co-written”, and with whom she used to have a close friendship. Full Story

Monday, July 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Long weekend in Canada which explains the late start.

July 1st – Canada Day and also Diana’s birthday so her boys threw her a huge bash…was better than you thought it’d be, non?

Why the HELL did I start crying at Back For Good? And how did Fergie suddenly get so much better looking?

Monday – blogging live. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am now properly obsessed with Chelsy Davy…you?

Sienna’s Straps

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller on her way to meet up with Diddy at Cipriani last night after presenting at the Concert for Diana. All over the earrings, all over all accessories…but have a look at her strappy heels. Straps wrapped AROUND her skinnies at the ankle… You likey? Hate the shoes, undecided about the styling… Having said that, very much approve of a healthier Sienna. Full Story

My Kiki’s Tiara

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kiki at Elton John’s Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball on Thursday. LOVE her tiara interpretation, don’t you? Instead of the wedding crown Liz Hurley insists on overplaying year after year, here’s my Kiki making it her own. Bless her for never being safe. Kirsten has been in London for several weeks shooting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, Toby Young’s uncomfortably hilarious account of his time at Vanity Fair – unparalleled assery that he managed to turn into a book and a stage production. Full Story

Whisker-free and it glows

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, not about to collapse from starvation and lovely, absolutely lovely. Full Story