Century Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:59:00 March 27, 2008 07:59:00

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story

Gossip Night in Calgary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:50:00 March 27, 2008 07:50:00

Alright Calgary… always hearing about how much you Cowtown folks love to party – am looking to the show you’re about to put on for the Junos! Want to kick it all off with a casual night of gossip next Thursday April 3rd? Where: BLVD Lounge Full Story

March 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:43:43 March 27, 2008 07:43:43

Happy Birthday to Samm – your friends and family think the world of you! Get well soon! To Heather who welcomed Parker the other day at 8 lbs 15 oz…Congratulations! For Frank – 30 isn’t old…but beware of Gay Math. Your cut-off is now 22.  Full Story

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The GMD hasn’t been photographed in 3 weeks. Not since presenting Katie to Forest Whitaker. What could he possibly be up to? You know he’s up to something… and I kinda can’t wait to see what it is. The world is a little duller without Tom Cruise’s creepy antics.

I’ve missed him…you?

Sorry ‘bout the late start today. I literally can’t move my ass. Working out sucks balls.

Wednesday, posting all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Keira Knightley is not being held. Beyonce isn"t either. 

A Sensible Swap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 11:55:00 March 26, 2008 11:55:00

So Benji Madden and Ebola are now supposedly an item. This less than two weeks after he broke off his engagement with Sophie Monk. The much better looking Sophie Monk. And for those who say looks aren’t everything – are you going to tell me that diseased virus Paris Hilton has a better personality than Sophie Monk? Really??? But clearly… clearly this makes more sense. Full Story

Dumbass Parade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 11:08:00 March 26, 2008 11:08:00

Richie Sambora arrested for DUI – another f*cking bonehead trying to murder people with his vehicle. WTF? Bon Jovi is super rich ass. The band, I mean. Millions of albums sold, a big stadium act, the man has money. He can afford a fecking driver. And while his addiction has obviously been a lifelong battle, it’s also not an excuse. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe’s 3rd child?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 10:01:00 March 26, 2008 10:01:00

SO many people are going to be pissed! Click here for the full smutty break down AND an attempted cover-up. Is Abbie Cornish knocked up? How fertile is this man??? And how do you think the others feel if Abbie gets to have it? You know Type A is gritting her teeth through her sunshine smile. Full Story

The GMD and the Seven Dwarves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 09:24:00 March 26, 2008 09:24:00

Speak of the Xenu… this just in! The GMD has been found. With exclusive information on what he’s been up to. Am told that Tom Cruise was spotted yesterday at the Walt Disney studio lot taking a meeting with Dick Cook who is the top dog at Walt Disney. Little Sci was with her dad, no Katie, and they were outside the Team Disney Building with the Seven Dwarves (the Gay Midget Dwarf and the Seven Dwarves!) looking at the statues of Mickey and Minnie and they were attended to by 3 assistants and 3 security. Full Story

One More in Training

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 08:46:00 March 26, 2008 08:46:00

Demi Moore in New York headed out of her hotel with youngest daughter Tallulah Belle. My previous comments about Tallulah are here and as you can see, at 14, she’s already training for it. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 08:28:35 March 26, 2008 08:28:35

Nick Lachey and gorgeous pageant queen Vanessa Minnillo were out for dinner last night at Katsu-ya looking like they just stepped out of 2002. Boot cut over pointy toe for her and borderline boyband/guido tee for him… not unlike what my mom sent over Full Story