Self Modeling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 09:25:32 November 22, 2007 09:25:32

Who better to sell her line? The paps have so many great uses, non? Gwen Stefani went shopping at Barneys and Prada yesterday modeling her own white jumper and a pair of toned lean legs. And she doesn’t complain either. Gwen. Rocks. photos from Splash Full Story

Mr Darcy > McDreamy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 00:00:00 November 22, 2007 00:00:00

Whatever Patrick Dempsey. If you want a perfect man… look no further than Colin Firth. Especially if you are, like me, an anglophile. Who can deny the accent? And the sheepish grin? And the way he looks in pants. And the way he looks in a suit? And the way he kissed Bridget at the very end? And the way he curses? And his pathetic Portuguese in Love Actually? And of course Mr Darcy! Colin is so quiver. Full Story

Another Generation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 00:00:00 November 22, 2007 00:00:00

Look at Kirk Douglas. He is old. He his hobbled from a stroke. But he is rich. And so on Thanksgiving, he took his own rich ass out and volunteered at the Los Angeles Mission. Am not versed on Old Hollywood smut, am sure he has his skeletons but still… You’d think more of the spry ones could pretend to give a sh*t about those less fortunate. Full Story

They All Wheel and Deal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 08:12:54 November 22, 2007 08:12:54

It’s not unusual to learn about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel workin’ the paps in her favour. Or Paris Hilton. Or even Jennifer Garner. But what about Sacha Baron Cohen? He is supposed to be press shy, supposed to be in it for the art and not for the fame, supposed to be above strategic wrangling media manipulation his peers frequently engage in. Full Story

Bruises and a New Beau

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 07:45:06 November 22, 2007 07:45:06

Believe it or not, she actually looks kinda cute. The headband is a nice touch to partially obscure that ratty ass weave. And the blouse too, even though only Britney Spears would wear it without leggings. Also, as noted by the rags, she appears thinner, lending credence to the reports that she’s been visiting a plastic surgery facility for fat dissolving injections. Full Story

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars …but my in-laws do. Which is how I know Marie Osmond should have been booted weeks ago. But never doubt the power of the MiniVan Majority, stepping in to reward Marie for her admirable prioritising: continuing to compete (on television of course!) as her son suffered from addiction and admitted himself to rehab. As Dina Lohan would say… Justice!

Wednesday… am online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 36th birthday to Lisa S!

PPS. Julia Roberts is not Cheap & Crafty. Neither is Madonna.

The Best.Cheese.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 13:56:49 November 21, 2007 13:56:49

La Fromage Celine was supposed to play two shows in Halifax next year as part of her upcoming tour. The shows have since been cancelled either because of inadequate facilities or because the people of Halifax don’t want her cheese. Some say it’s because the venue could not accommodate Celine’s tacky stage but Celine’s geriatric husband claims it’s because public sentiment in Halifax was largely negative towards his wife’s performance. Full Story

Cute…or Crass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 13:23:56 November 21, 2007 13:23:56

I am by no means a bra burning feminist but after seeing this from Heidi Klum, you might as well take away our right to vote. Watch Heidi in a new ad clip for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show airing on December 4th playing with her tits. Literally. Or maybe it’s just me. Maybe this is actually pretty cute. Full Story

But the Neck…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 12:43:52 November 21, 2007 12:43:52

At first glance, Fergie actually looks great. Somehow during the last year or so, Fergie has managed to distance herself just a little from Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling. Somehow the ugly went away. This is a good thing. But upon closer inspection… the neck. The face is smooth (and supposedly photoshoppe-free) but the neck belongs to Helen Gurley Brown. Full Story

#1 Needs a Trim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 12:36:39 November 21, 2007 12:36:39

All over his hotness but seriously… dude needs a bit of a clean up. When the facial hair meets the head hair at the back of the neck – THAT is a problem. Here’s Colin Farrell in Dublin at a charity event today taunting us with his sex. I imagine it’s like a low growl, rolling his tongue in that accent breathing heavy into my ear and licking beer off my collarbone. Full Story

Ebola Infects China

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 12:24:21 November 21, 2007 12:24:21

My people! Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste. This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to spawn brain dead, superficial, twits capable of nothing but squealing and holding hands while shoving their pink pencil cases inside their Louis Vuitton knapsacks. Full Story