D List Freeloaders

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 11:20:27 January 14, 2008 11:20:27

While the real stars kept out of sight during Golden Globe weekend, the D List was out in full bloom, with Tori Spelling and KFed Junior leading the way at a few of the gifting suites. Here’s Junior doing what he does best – freeloading off of someone else’s generosity alongside both his bank accounts: his eyesore of a wife, of course, and his son Liam. Full Story

RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 09:06:13 January 14, 2008 09:06:13

Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is a flattering compliment but the Garbo of those sightings was a stately older woman, not a girl in her prime whose soul has been snatched by a megalomaniac. Full Story

Kingston’s Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 08:26:55 January 14, 2008 08:26:55

Not a baby person in the least but what I do like about them is their feet. So fat, like warm buns. Check out Kingston Rossdale’s cute feet yesterday with Gwen and Gavin at a park in Cali. At one point he grabbed mom’s sunglasses and tried to throw them in the pond. As you can see, King’s hair is getting longer. Full Story

Spice Cavalli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 00:00:00 January 14, 2008 00:00:00

The Spices turned up on the runway at Roberto Cavalli’s mens’ show – as you can see, aside from Posh, Cavalli is clearly designing for Russian mail order eurotrash and Jessica Simpson these days. But Victoria looks fierce, doesn’t she? From the neck down, that is. The pantsuit is killer. Full Story

Chicken Fried British

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 07:38:50 January 14, 2008 07:38:50

Britney lost her sh*t during a pap swarm this weekend and started cussing out photographers, all while holding the hand of her boyfriend who was on the other side of it two weeks ago. Brilliant, non? What’s most amusing though is that she also gave the paps an earful of her new British accent. Full Story

Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 07:22:01 January 14, 2008 07:22:01

JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she can. In the meantime, am all over Pip’s new straighter, flat to the head hairstyle. Full Story

Marion’s Double Gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 06:54:34 January 14, 2008 06:54:34

Big weekend for Marion Cotillard. First, the LA Film Critics named her Best Actress, then the Hollywood Foreign Press Association did the same in the Musical/Comedy category making an Oscar nomination a foregone conclusion. Apparently Marion’s win over Ellen Page was considered an upset. Not that Juno wasn’t incredible and not that Ellen isn’t super incredible…but really??? Was it really an upset? Has anyone seen La Vie en Rose? Oh wait. Full Story

Thoughts on the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 06:45:50 January 14, 2008 06:45:50

A sign of things to come? The Hollywood Foreign Press spread the love last night, awarding top honours to Atonement but shutting the film out of acting and directing honours. No Country For Old Men, which had been gaining momentum up to this point, only managed a Best Supporting win for Javier Bardem. Full Story

Little Sci’s Big Monkey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:56:53 January 14, 2008 05:56:53

Oh my Xenu… I LOVE Little Sci! She’s the cutest, non? Here she is in New York all matchy matchy with her parents, in town as mom promotes Mad Money. Not sure what the GMD is doing with his handheld camera but of course he’s all like proud papa, both to his child and also to his wife, his two prized possessions. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston at work in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:48:32 January 14, 2008 05:48:32

Heads up Vancouver… if you’re interested in where and how Jennifer Aniston’s been spending time in your city, this is your checklist. Last week, I reported she dined at Cioppino’s and, for her dining options at least, she’s preferred to keep it in Yaletown. Jen hit up Goldfish the other night and also Brix. Full Story

Vintage 1971

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:45:59 January 14, 2008 05:45:59

What do Lance Armstrong and Jared Leto have in common? Both were born in 1971. And both may have tapped Ashley Olsen! Ashley and Lance, as you know, hooked up a few times in New York last fall just before Lance ran the marathon. This weekend at the Art of Elysium benefit, sources tell me exclusively Ashley made a beeline for Jared and worked it hard. Full Story