Friday, May 12, 2017

Dear Gossips,

I know you have a lot to get done this weekend, because it’s the weekend. Some sh-t around the house, oh and it’s Mother’s Day, and you’re behind on your reading, and you need to binge-watch whatever show and, of course, if you’re in Canada, don’t forget The Handmaid’s Tale on Sunday on Bravo.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2017 20:04:52 May 12, 2017 20:04:52

Who has any confidence at all in this reboot? (Dlisted) 

A very happy Joshua Jackson (Just Jared) 

This is indeed an outstanding outfit (Go Fug Yourself) 

Sharon Stone is the Mother of the Year (Cele|bitchy) 

I too am happy to see Laura Linney and I too hope that she’s finally found happiness and….OMG is it with Andrew Lincoln’s caroling-card Mark?! Because … why didn’t we think of that before??? (Jezebel) 

Joe Jonas + Nicki Minaj – is this supposed to turn me on? (TooFab) 

Reese Witherspoon shucks and eats crawfish. Wait. I don’t think you can shuck a crawfish, can you? (TMZ) 

This worked. I am actually happier because of this. (Pajiba)

Prince William is pissed at how Princess Catherine has been fictionalised (Celebrity Dirty Laundry) 

Versace in a pink robe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2017 19:37:07 May 12, 2017 19:37:07
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When I first looked at these photos in thumbnail size, I thought it was Jude Law, shooting more episodes for a new season of The Young Pope. Jude Law’s young pope would totally wear a pink robe. It is not Jude Law though. It’s Edgar Ramirez Full Story

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Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn in Snatched

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 12, 2017 18:36:35 May 12, 2017 18:36:35
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Snatched starts strong, with a solid first act based in character-driven comedy featuring two generations of funny women. Amy Schumer stars as Emily, a vapid asshole who is stuck with a non-refundable trip to Ecuador after her musician boyfriend (Randall Park, hilarious in one scene) dumps her because his budding rockstar status offers him a buffet of pussy. Full Story

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Selena Gomez’s Bad Liar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2017 15:10:28 May 12, 2017 15:10:28
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Selena Gomez posted 3 photos on Instagram yesterday. It’s the same message in different colours: Bad Liar. So of course people immediately started speculating what this could mean – the title of a new single? The Billboard Music Awards are happening next week. Full Story

Michelle Pfeiffer forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2017 14:18:42 May 12, 2017 14:18:42
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J Rivera/ Jimi Celeste/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Gary Gershoff/ Getty Images

You know what I said in today’s site intro about weekend viewing, watching, reading, and listening lists? Well next weekend it’s going to be HBO’s The Wizard Of Lies, the story of Bernie Madoff. Back in February, Radiolab (probably my favourite podcast) did an episode on Bernie Madoff called Ponzi Supernova Full Story

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