Shelfy uses Pippy’s granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 16:18:43 July 15, 2008 16:18:43

Another beautiful, bold, brilliant play from Shelfy’s publicist, nudging Justin’s grandma to talk wistfully about his wedding. Clever, non? Get an old lady hoping that one day soon she’ll be able to see her beloved grandson take a wife, conveniently make sure a reporter gets the soundbite and all of a sudden, Jessica Biel finds herself making headlines yet again, and a new script from her agent fedexed at the same time. Full Story

Goodbye Grissom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 12:35:40 July 15, 2008 12:35:40

Ausiello is confirming that Gil Grissom is leaving the lab. William Petersen will remain involved with the show but his days as a regular are over… and this is not a sabbatical. My friend Michelle will be crushed. Full Story

Scarjo & Ryan in the Rockies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 09:52:17 July 15, 2008 09:52:17

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson spent the weekend vacationing in Banff – very low key, super undercover. Here they are, sharing a romantic moment at Johnson Lake on Saturday, whispering to themselves. Scarjo and Ryan were seen the following day at Starbucks. Thanks to Brandee for sending the photo! Full Story

The Fox and her Bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 09:08:55 July 15, 2008 09:08:55

Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. Full Story

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Becks and the Ordinary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:57:57 July 15, 2008 07:57:57

She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description: I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. The best? Is orange and emaciated the new definition of the best? The real best would be another 15 pounds, a smile once in a while, and no concrete tits. Full Story

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Maggie > Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:38:47 July 15, 2008 07:38:47

Thank Xenu that the GMD would not give his permission. Thank Xenu he’s a f&cking idiot. Because The Dark Knight with Katie Holmes in it would not have been the same film. Maggie Gyllenhaal is so much better. Maggie has a brain. Maggie also has style… This is my Maggie with her Peter last night looking so lovely, the loveliest shoulders, the loveliest neck, the loveliest un-generic face, and such a lovely dress. Full Story

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The Knight’s Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:17:00 July 15, 2008 07:17:00

Christian Bale and his wife Sibi last night at the premiere – look at him touching his lips. Touch my lips too! He does have a lip thing, non? Like a lisp… much more pronounced as the Batman than as Bruce Wayne. The Batman… must be that I’m a comic book neophyte but throughout the film it was “The Batman”, always preceded by the “the”. Full Story

Gotham’s Black Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:12:22 July 15, 2008 07:12:22

Star-studded attendance last night on The Dark Knight black carpet including Gary Oldman and Aaron Eckhart – both quivering! – and also Naomi Watts who arrived with boyfriend and baby-father Liev Schreiber though both slipped inside right away. Michelle Williams, as expected, was not there. Full Story

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July 15, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:05:54 July 15, 2008 07:05:54

Happy Belated 26th to Tasha P: I love you Tash, hope you have a great day. Love, Cheryl Congratulations to Jade in Calgary on your call to the Alberta Bar! To Amy in NYC – Happy 26th Birthday with so much love from your sister Libby. To Caroline in North Carolina – any day now… and be happy it wasn’t on July 12th! Please. Full Story