Germany Hates Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 07:04:22 November 20, 2007 07:04:22

America is afraid of Xenu but Europe, and Germany in particular, doesn’t give a sh*t. You will recall the Germans were not pleased about the GMD’s Valkyrie shoot in Berlin last summer and now, despite warnings from Team Cruise Legal Full Story

Blame Sean Avery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of contamination he left behind that’s ailing MK. Full Story

Mavi & Ray-Ban Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 09:22:35 November 20, 2007 09:22:35
Monday, November 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

American Music Awards (the AMAs) went down last night in LA… quick fashion round-up below. Super long column today so keep scrolling to avoid missed articles and new riddles.

Monday – am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Final clue: Mute Stones is not Natasha Richardson though there are certain family similarities. Ms Richardson however preferred to stay in the family business, while Ms Mute pursued other artistic endeavours.

Nelly Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats. But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train. Check out Nelly at the Planet Hollywood opening this weekend wearing the sh*t out of those jeans and inviting me into his champagne shower behind those shades. Full Story

Married to Her "Mo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

By showbiz standards, Leanne Rimes has been married a long, long time…to this. Here they are shopping together last week in NYC. So of course they’ve lasted this long. Marrying your gay is highly underrated. If not for my straight husnand, I’d totally be out there looking for a gay one. Full Story

Xenu Hates Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD is currently working on a cameo for Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder. Ben of course is balls deep in bed with Tom Cruise, also committing to United Artists and the GMD to star in the Hardy Men Movie with shooting scheduled to begin next year. Obviously willing to return the favour, Tom donned a fat suit and a bald wig in character for Tropic Thunder and was caught by the paps. Full Story

Bug-Eyed and Abusive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Nothing worse than a belligerent drunk – in this case not surprising. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesterday at the airport in Dublin for getting drunk off his tree and losing his sh-t at the gate. He was apparently asked twice to chill out and when uncooperative, Crazy Eyes was then hauled down to gaol. Full Story

Betty Appropriately Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her. As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a hellion to work for. Full Story

Country Overdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Pet Peeve – celebrities who overdress for movie premieres. Kate Beckinsale is repeatedly guilty of this offence. And Country’s Princess appears not to be able to spot the distinction between an awards carpet and a premiere carpet either. Here she is wearing another variation of her AMA dress, only in pink, the other night at Enchanted. Full Story

Cheap & Crafty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 09:05:53 November 19, 2007 09:05:53

No shortage of classless behaviour in Hollywood and above the maybe gaybe speculation and the drug drama, it’s these stories that are the most shocking: How can the privileged behave so poorly? Especially someone who sounds so elegant? Whose record has been spotless and golden? Then again, it’s always the ones you least expect. Full Story