Ugly for the Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 08:19:26 December 6, 2007 08:19:26

Mischa Barton has resurfaced in New York, showing up looking lovely but for her feet at Keds event last night. Mischa is their spokesmodel and as you can see, she has been made to suffer for the job. Love the makeup and the hair, love the dress and the coat, but those shoes… not even Kate Moss could make that sh*t work. Full Story

Sarah Still Kept

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 08:10:52 December 6, 2007 08:10:52

From struggling model to cocktail waitress to nine.com girl with questionable activities on the side – click here for a reminder - to George Clooney’s kept woman…Sarah Larsen is living the life, non? Here they are out for dinner last night – Sarah clad in Louboutin boots without a care in the world, obviously playing his game perfectly. Full Story

A Minx & Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 00:00:00 December 6, 2007 00:00:00

Hayden Panettiere, 18 going on 30, turned up at the GQ Men of the Year event last night in LA no doubt inspiring bad thoughts in older men. And yes… Milo was there too, as was my Rumey who had her photo taken with her friend which was terrible for her but fortuitous of course for Hayden who must have looked like a piece of heaven next to… something not so nice. Full Story

A RoboBride Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 07:19:52 December 6, 2007 07:19:52

Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the GMD’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie. Call me Cruise but it’s a little … underwhelming, non? Why brag about “designing it yourself” when, really, anyone could have tied a bow around some cardstock and painted on a few stars. Full Story

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Turns out that Sam Luffy dude Britney’s been hanging around is all kindsa shady – restraining orders, accusations of death threats and assault, described as a “fast-talking hustler” and now he’s hit the ultimate jackpot: a genetically stupid Chicken Fried lazy ass with a huge bank account and too much time to kill.

Meanwhile the Department of Children and Family Services has gone on record to state that they have serious concerns about Britney’s kids when they are in her care, openly requesting that the boys remain with Kevin Federline, insisting that Britney’s parental time be monitored, and that she undergo drug testing, counselling, and psychological evaluation.

But Britney has other things to worry about. Like house hunting. Which is where she was yesterday – with her tacky fake nails, in a green hoodie, jeans, and red boots and looking appropriately smug. Same goes for the GMD. He was also looking smug today in London. More on that later.

Wednesday – am online all day, posting all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not Jude Law. Or Lance Armstrong. Or Kevin Connolly.

photos from Wenn.com

Fascinating Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 16:19:28 December 5, 2007 16:19:28

Barbara Walters is naming her annual Most Fascinating List tomorrow (Thursday) and Posh & Becks have made the coveted cut, sitting down with the old bag for a rare joint interview. As you can see, they colour coordinated. And it looks like Becks is growing out his hair again, thank Xenu. During the chat, Becks reveals he wants more babies. Full Story

Rob Him!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 16:07:49 December 5, 2007 16:07:49

No…it is not kind to wish ill on others. I am sorry if this offends you. I know it is wrong. But seeing photos like this take away any smidge of kindness in my bitchy black heart. It’s Bow Wow today in Beverly Hills after leaving a bank. Upon being greeted by paps, he starts waving his wad of cash around – all hundred dollar bills. Full Story

George and Brad for J. Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 12:50:52 December 5, 2007 12:50:52

You’ll recall a few weeks ago, there was an American Cinematheque tribute to Julia Roberts that brought out some major stars. The tribute airs tonight on AMC and although George and Brad couldn’t make it, they still sent along a little surprise that is both silly and immature and also politically irreverent and relevant. Full Story

Christian Bale T4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 12:30:38 December 5, 2007 12:30:38

It seemed like an odd choice at first – especially since T3 was a total bust – that Christian Bale would turn to superhero family flicks instead of staying with the intensity that has defined his career. But given what he’s accomplishing with the Batman franchise, the same dark hopes can certainly be applied to Terminator. Full Story

Granny Freeze Indistinguishable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:50:39 December 5, 2007 11:50:39

Best.Post.Ever. Madame Tussaud’s has just unveiled their new Nicole Kidman figure. And of course it’s nearly impossible to tell which is which. But remember… as Granny Freeze said herself: she’s never had any work done. None. Never. In fact, she’s so naturally beautiful she also says she doesn’t require much time, if any, in the makeup chair. Full Story

B & J in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:31:13 December 5, 2007 11:31:13

Now THAT is definitely NOT a Tina Knowles creation, bless Xenu. And when Beyonce stays away from Tina Knowles-inspired creations, Beyonce is beautiful, fashionable, divine. Check her out with Jay Z in Paris doing some holiday shopping, on a romantic getaway. And while he might not be pretty like Becks or Brad, Jay is all man in his own man way. Full Story