Rough Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 08:33:38 April 24, 2008 08:33:38

Check out Sienna Miller at the NME Awards in LA last night looking … a little out of it. Sienna’s been in LA shooting GI Joe. Maybe it’s the long days and nights on set? Oh but wait. Didn’t she just come back from hols with Rhys Ifans? Never mind, I hear her role is quite physical. Full Story

The George Clooney Problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 08:12:00 April 24, 2008 08:12:00

LOVE Djimon Hounsou. He is a wonderful actor. He was amazing in In America. And he is maddening on the loins. But Djimon has the George Clooney problem. His taste in women sucks ass. ASS. Therefore it degrades his charm. As you know, Djimon is seriously involved with Kimora Lee. And Kimora Lee is not one of those bitches whose reputation is bitchier than the person. Full Story

Ford Models Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 08:01:00 April 24, 2008 08:01:00

I wanted to be a model for more than 10 minutes but less than 15. Like many girls, I suppose. Most of my friends have the same memories. A typical teen, eventually I moved on to other dreams. Like cutting class for 3 months in Grade 11 for no particular reason. Too many years later and it’s amazing how some things don’t change. Full Story

Gwyn in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:40:08 April 24, 2008 06:40:08

Exquisite. She was exquisite last night at the Rome premiere of Iron Man last night. Unquestionable head to toe gorgessity. Seriously. Zoom in on the detailing of that dress. Those scallops on the hem. The shoulder detail hanging off her Gwyneth at her best is never fashion boring. And she must want it bad this time round for Iron Man because she is workin’ it better than she’s worked it in years. Full Story

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Mischa Barton: the new Spicoli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:33:00 April 24, 2008 06:33:00

Every year I catch Fast Times at Ridgemont High on a late night tv binge at least once and laugh my Chinese ass off. It’s still funny. Like Airplane. But what the f&ck is Mischa Barton doing with her hair???? This is Mischa in Japan yesterday promoting Closing the Ring in jeans that fit badly and hair that only fits on a trailer park where bad perms run rampant. Full Story

Amy & Tina open Tribeca

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:25:00 April 24, 2008 06:25:00

Last night in New York, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the world premiere of Baby Mama on opening night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Tina, as usual, is a hot sexy bitch. Amy meanwhile … well my sources say that she and Will Arnett are expecting. As I reported exclusively on eTalk Full Story

Who is Gabrielle Miller?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:19:00 April 24, 2008 06:19:00

She is: - a Canadian actress who has chosen to stay and work in Canada- one of the loveliest talents Canada has to offer- the star of not one but TWO well respected Canadian television series- not a blonde skank with fake tits who gets married in Vegas, divorced 5 minutes later, and gets an abortion 3 times a year- not recognised at home Why not? Am a HUGE fan of Gabrielle Miller. Full Story

April 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:15:37 April 24, 2008 06:15:37

Happy 33rd Birthday Karen M! Thanks so much for the support the last 2 years. Am honoured, especially since you’ve been described by Darcy, Kelly, and Donalda as follows: super funny, beautiful, sarcastic (my favourite!), and clever. Much affection to you in New Brunswick. To Sarah – Happy 24th! With love from The Council working to make this one a birthday you won’t forget. Full Story

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Multiple Gwyneth every day! If you hate her, and many do, it must be killing you, and this won’t make it easier. USA Today interviewed three of my loves Gwyneth, Liv Tyler, and Maggie Gyllenhaal together recently to discuss their roles in their respective superhero movies this summer.

Every time Gwyneth opens her mouth it’s like sticking pins in your eyes. My favourite section of the article is when they’re asked what superpower they’d like to have.

Gwyneth: Hmm, flying would be good. I was going to say invisibility, but it"s a little bit dishonest ...
Maggie: Yeah, because then you could just sneak around --
Gwyneth: -- and X-ray vision is definitely dishonest.
Maggie: It seems a little dirty.
Liv: I definitely wouldn"t want to read people"s minds.
Maggie: That could get you into real trouble.
Liv: I"d like to be Aquaman and breathe underwater.
Maggie: I might get claustrophobic if I did that. I"d probably choose flying. I"d get into too much trouble if I could read minds or become invisible or see through people"s clothes.
Gwyneth: There is an ethical line you don"t want to cross.

Now depending on the tone, it might have been rather cheeky, but Gwyneth is usually interpreted as a holier than thou better than you perfect bitch. And if that’s the way you want to read it, well then the only response would be Sit DOWN Gwyneth Paltrow. Can’t you answer a fun superhero question without lecturing to the masses? To me she’s insufferably lovable. To you she’s just insufferable. I get it. I can also hear Maggie’s dry voice in my head playing along taking the piss out of the princess. Maggie is the best.

Wednesday – blog, blog, blog all day long. Check back for updates!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Tyra is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Martha Stewart or Vera Wang or SJP.


The Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 15:49:03 April 23, 2008 15:49:03

Many of you wanted to know too! It’s Chanel. Should have looked closer at the print. Coco is all over it. Which means it’s probably unaffordable. But shouldn’t we all treat ourselves??? Thanks A!  Full Story

Posh Multitasks Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 13:01:18 April 23, 2008 13:01:18

David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at the skating rink watching their kids the other day and my sources say they lost their sh*t on the paps, cussing and bitching about being photographed. Bitches… please! This is Posh yesterday, dressed in pink, perfectly coiffed, a face full of makeup, carrying a Birkin of course, matching gray heels, flanked by her parents and bodyguards and hitting up Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills for a pop in at Prada. Full Story