Euro Man-cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 08:28:21 July 11, 2008 08:28:21

Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction... What does that even mean??? No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think it’s still 1991 when Madonna decided she had to have him in Truth or Dare. Full Story

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Babies are for sale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 07:49:38 July 11, 2008 07:49:38

The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

Chicken Fried in an elevator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 07:12:47 July 11, 2008 07:12:47

Britney has completed her segment for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour – word is she thrashes around like a crazy person in an elevator and says defiantly to camera at the end: It’s Britney, bitch…which, if true, is kinda lame ass recycled. The good news – by all accounts Britney was well behaved and professional and seemed tired but exhilarated afterwards, not unlike what she looked like last night, as you can see from these photos of her with mom. Full Story

Good Morning Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 06:52:55 July 11, 2008 06:52:55

Nothing like waking up to Ewan McGregor who arrived in LA yesterday – blonde and relaxed and does he ever age? LOVE the hair. Ewan currently has 5,000 projects on the go, including Angels & Demons with Tom Hanks (random!) and a film alongside Daniel Craig. The two of them… together. Full Story

July 11, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 06:49:58 July 11, 2008 06:49:58

Happy Birthday Andrea – thanks so much for coming to the Smut Soiree and am thrilled to hear that you gav’er on the champagne! To Sara B - it"s going to be amazing tomorrow! Congratulations on all your recent success and have the best day ever! Happy Birthday to Erin from Bern, Nic, V, Shaz and Peg. Full Story

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

You seem to like it so it will continue: more photos of Rafael Nadal at home in Mallorca. Here he is on the green wearing his socks the tennis way but not the golf way. But word is… Rafa is sad. He’s very tight with his family, still lives at home, still sleeps in the same room in his parents’ house (cute!), claims all he ever wants to do is be close to them but now they say his parents are splitting up. Young Rafa is taking it very very hard. Baby needs a virtual hug.

It’s Thursday, new posts all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Al Gore does not have another woman.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

Head Eating Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 11:23:45 July 10, 2008 11:23:45

Some people can’t stand Kelly Ripa, think she’s annoying. To me there’s a lot worse. Like that old bag Barbara Walters. And Ryan Seacrest. What freaks me out about Kelly is that her head seems to be getting bigger, sometimes it looks like it’s swallowing her body. Here’s Kelly yesterday in New York for the “Heel-a-Thon”. Full Story

Return of an ex-boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 10:03:56 July 10, 2008 10:03:56

Used to quiver like nobody’s business for Josh Hartnett. Then the assness of his acting interfered. Brutal! Almost forgot…Josh dated Scarjo! Josh Hartnett > Ryan Reynolds? Totally. Ryan Reynolds = beefcake with too much foundation. Josh Hartnett is beautiful. And he’s regularly shaving his unibrow now. Full Story

Cam grows it out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 08:00:43 July 10, 2008 08:00:43

If it’s a weave it’s a pretty good one. And it’s also the longest Cameron Diaz has worn her hair in a while. Looks amazing! This is Cam leaving the gym yesterday – happy, healthy, and still super hot with Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s old waterboy, who has made it past the 2 week mark. Full Story

Shelfy tries to dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 07:21:36 July 10, 2008 07:21:36

Couldn’t be bothered to pay close enough attention while reading to the article to find out whether or not she has a background in dance. It doesn’t matter anyway. Because never before has there been such an inelegant herm on a dance floor. Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in Harper’s Bazaar – some kind of photo shoot showcasing her dance moves with several designers. Full Story