Vogue Hires a Piece of Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 08:04:00 April 22, 2008 08:04:00

What do Anna Wintour and Sean Avery have in common? Besides living in New York? Anna hates fat people. Sean Avery hates fat people. For those of you who aren’t following the NHL playoffs, Sean called Martin Brodeur “fatso” the other day after his Rangers defeated the Devils in the first round. Full Story

Usher > Scary Spice?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 07:46:32 April 22, 2008 07:46:32

This is Mel B last night leaving Mr Chow. Mel was also photographed on Friday leaving Foxtail, narrowly avoiding a run-in with Tracey Edmonds. Am told she was probably in LA through the weekend. Which would mean Mel was in LA on Sunday. Sunday night…the Beckham birthday party in Santa Monica. Tom and Katie were there, Will and Jada were there, Gwen and Gavin were there, Kate Beckinsale was there, Diddy was there, Elton was there, hell even Usher was there! But did you see Mel B?  I didn’t see Mel B. Full Story

A Bitch to Work For

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 07:30:14 April 22, 2008 07:30:14

Successful multi-hyphenate, super well connected personally and professionally with a reputation for being kind and compassionate and evolved. Wrong. Maybe for the media and maybe her fashionable celebrity friends, maybe for investors, maybe for executives, but some of her employees would vehemently disagree. Full Story

Rossum at the Opera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:56:00 April 22, 2008 06:56:00

Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But for the sugar raping. Like the dress. Full Story

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Crazy at the Opera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:43:55 April 22, 2008 06:43:55

Naomi Campbell showed up at the opera last night and while she kept her crazy in check, the girl did look rough. Rough for Naomi, that is. Not rough compared to us, but rough for a supermodel. The suit was awkward, the pants were ill-fitting, the weave was budget, and I hear even the straps on her shoes kept coming loose the whole time. Full Story

Love at the Opera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:33:00 April 22, 2008 06:33:00

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger looked amazing at the opening night gala for Donizetti"s The Daughter of the Regiment in New York last night. Bit of a Daisy & Gatsby feel, non? Perfect. Am told that at some point in the night, the two were approached and congratulated. Not sure for what… but some people are convinced that it’s only a matter of time for these two. Full Story

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Lilo Territorial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:22:00 April 22, 2008 06:22:00

Easy girl… Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello to Ronson this weekend, Lilo tore the twin Full Story

The Son of the GMD is the Son of Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:19:00 April 22, 2008 06:19:00

Connor Cruise has caught the acting bug and will be joining the family business. Connor has just signed on to Seven Pounds alongside the GMD’s BFF Will Smith and will play Will’s son, making all of their lives further intertwined. Full Story

April 22, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:17:17 April 22, 2008 06:17:17

Happy Birthday Carrie with love, love, love from your best girl Catherine! Happy Quarter of a Century Myae! Love your big sista, Hyedie. PS. The beagle pic was adorable. For Lisa and Jenn…Lala told me what happened. Am sending you my best with a big hug and am thanking Xenu too. There can be miracles. Full Story

Monday, April 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

There’s a woman in Calgary who’s been reading this site almost from the very beginning, when it was just a newsletter, before it became a blog, and well before the GMD lost his sh*t on Oprah’s couch. Back then it was harder to argue with the MiniVan Majority, with his fans, with ladies who, sadly, grew up with no gaydar, about their ardent affection for the Xenu-loving freak.

As you know, times have changed.

The GMD has unravelled spectacularly before our very eyes and anyone with even a rudimentary appreciation of pop culture is probably very familiar with his brand of crazy. Since then, the cheers have been muffled, the loins have been stilled, and the gays are shrinking away in rejection. They don’t want him either.

But through it all, if you can believe it, this reader in Calgary, of whom I am most fond, still lists Tom atop her Freebie Five. Still she defends his beliefs, his looks, his marriage, his acting. Still she remains stalwart in her support. Still she quivers for his razor teeth and ill-fitting pants.

But the question is: can her quiver continue for a manfreak wearing too-short jeans and white sneaker wedges??? WEDGES!!! WHITE SHOE LIFTS! Call me Cruise, but not even his amazingness himself, Tom Ford, could get away with WHITE SNEAKER SHOE LIFTS. No.F&cking.Way.

Seriously. Katie Holmes HAS to be hypnotised. Or lobotomised. Because no sane woman with her senses about her could share a bed with the GMD and his camel toe.

Monday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Brad Arnold (3 Doors Down) did not abandon his wife and kids for a cyber slut. Neither did Raine Maida.

PPS. Hayden Panettiere isn’t blowing takes.

Happiest Couple Alive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 15:39:07 April 21, 2008 15:39:07

I know it’s only Monday and we usually play the Photo Assumption Game on Fridays but this one was too good to pass up. It’s Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Scowlface, at a screening of Made of Honour today in London. They look thrilled, non? Like… totally so happy to be married. Anyone looking at this photo is probably rushing out to get married now. Full Story