Posh & Her Public

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 15:18:29 January 31, 2008 15:18:29

Victoria Beckham showed up at Saks in Boston to promote herself to the delight of her hardcore New England fanbase. One girl with a 1991 fly girl hairstyle was so excited she was apparently overcome and moved to tears. Posh obliged her public with hugs and signatures and of course… The may-jah posing. Full Story

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Carb Face in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 14:58:02 January 31, 2008 14:58:02

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story

Burberry Devalued

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 14:00:30 January 31, 2008 14:00:30

First party we hit up last night in Scottsdale was the Hearts & Helmets celebrity poker tournament hosted by Shawn Marion of the Phoenix Suns and, yes, the pride of Canada….Pamela Anderson. She actually looked better than I thought she would but up close there’s a planet of foundation on her haggard ass face. Full Story

He Looks Presidential

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 13:33:44 January 31, 2008 13:33:44

But doesn’t he? George Clooney has said he’ll never run for office – it’s a shame, non? Because aesthetically, at the very least, he totally fits the part. George was at UN headquarters in NYC today in his role as Messenger of Peace discussing very urgent matters and looking very handsome. Full Story

Good Hair and Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 08:05:56 January 31, 2008 08:05:56

Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she does on him, non? Professionally, that is. Full Story

The Bangs Suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 07:59:34 January 31, 2008 07:59:34

Looking at Kate Hudson is like walking into a kitchen with cookies baking in the oven. She is comfort cute. Love her. Love that million dollar smile. Love her perky body. But not feeling the bangs. The bangs are too towny. Also not crazy about that business floating around her neck on that collar. Obviously the wind makes it worse but still… with that body, she should be working the tightness instead, non? Still… it’s Kate. Full Story

The Battle for Britney: Lynne wins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 07:53:43 January 31, 2008 07:53:43

As mentioned earlier, Sam Lutfi was calling the shots at the hospital re: Britney’s medical care. Now TMZ.com is reporting that Lynne and Jamie have wrested power from the creepy manager and are now in full control of their daughter’s progress. Full Story

Baby Made Him Hot Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 07:29:58 January 31, 2008 07:29:58

But can it erase the images of him all greasy monkey practising yoga and sh*t? Thank Xenu Matthew McConaughey is wearing clothes again. And looking much hotter than he has in over a year. The hair cut works, the orange has been kept to a minimum, and the devotion to his baby mother is adorable… all of a sudden, Matthew is palatable anew. Full Story

Katherine Heigl… Most Desirable?????

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 06:24:21 January 31, 2008 06:24:21

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? AskMen.com has compiled its annual list of Top 99 Most Desirable Women using feedback from readers and staff and ranking women by “intelligence, humour, charisma, and ambition” as well as “sex appeal and beauty”. Full Story

Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:51:48 January 31, 2008 05:51:48

It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. Full Story

Second Sci vs the Second Coming?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:15:02 January 31, 2008 05:15:02

Of course the GMD would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would own the spotlight with her long-awaited pregnancy, all off a sudden, Brad and Angelina come along to blow her frozen forehead out the water with the eagerly anticipated arrival of the Second Coming, whose birth will undoubtedly cause just as much worldwide over the top frenzy as the delivery of its sister the Chosen One Shiloh nearly two years ago. Full Story