Shelfy tries to dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 07:21:36 July 10, 2008 07:21:36

Couldn’t be bothered to pay close enough attention while reading to the article to find out whether or not she has a background in dance. It doesn’t matter anyway. Because never before has there been such an inelegant herm on a dance floor. Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in Harper’s Bazaar – some kind of photo shoot showcasing her dance moves with several designers. Full Story

Daniel Surfacing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 06:54:50 July 10, 2008 06:54:50

The man behind the Bond is so rarely sighted, we must take advantage when we can. Daniel Craig and fiancée Satsuki Mitchelle arrived at LAX yesterday. As usual, he is pure sex. And as usual, she looks much worse in photos than she does in person. But Satsuki does have the best hair, non? My friend Laura is obsessed with him. Full Story

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Buble’s many babes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 06:34:33 July 10, 2008 06:34:33

Don’t have a problem with players. Quite the opposite in fact. Kate Hudson is a player. Love Kate Hudson. What’s hilarious about Michael Buble the player is that he’s somehow conned his entire fanbase, by virtue of his cheesy and oversensitive music, that he is the anti-thesis of a player…when in fact he is a straight up pig! It’s actually kinda brilliant, though maybe not so much for those who’ve been duped. Full Story

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Countdown to Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 06:27:49 July 10, 2008 06:27:49

This is the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, the stars of the upcoming film Twilight, based of course on Stephenie Meyer’s best selling teen vampire saga, timed in advance of the release of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and (hopefully) final book in the series… Have heard from many of you who’ve read Twilight after reading my review here Full Story

July 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 06:22:10 July 10, 2008 06:22:10

Happy Birthday Casey S in Baton Rouge with so much trans-Atlantic love from your best friend Niamh in England. Congratulations Maya on the new job in Tokyo! To Ellen from Steff – Happy Birthday! Love that the bachelorette and the full time mom bond daily over smut. Thank you so much for the support … hope your day is the best! Full Story

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s smuggle challenge elicited quite the response. Best of all, most of your food sneak exploits did not actually involve food… but alcohol. Degenerates!

My favourite though was sent from Jannah S with perhaps the low classiest smuggle of them all:

I went to see the Nutcracker a few years ago at the Hummingbird and the woman next to me was eating Swiss Chalet. SWISS CHALET at the ballet. Disgusting.

I want to meet the person who brings Swiss Chalet to the ballet. Are you out there?

Wednesday – am blogging all day…check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Heather Locklear is not the other woman.

Pip eats without his ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 16:16:05 July 9, 2008 16:16:05

As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Full Story

Not Free… Yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 15:55:19 July 9, 2008 15:55:19

It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me. Full Story

Her Madgesty’s Stalker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 12:31:22 July 9, 2008 12:31:22

It started out that they’re having an affair. Now it just sounds like Madonna has a stalker. And his name is Alex Rodriguez. Loser! Us Weekly blew open the story last week, the first to report on A-Rod’s surprising friendship with the Madge. From there it’s been a full on avalanche despite strong and specific denials on Madonna’s part insisting that she is not romantically involved with him and Cynthia Rodriguez’s attorney confirming that their relationship was not sexual. Full Story

Ryan’s Many Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 11:40:40 July 9, 2008 11:40:40

Am swooning. Ryan Gosling was in Washington yesterday to participate at the ENOUGH Project national conference. Something about the way he’s so animated. And his head dipping down as his eyes look up. And the shy smile. And the flirty smile. And his biceps… And he"s not nursing a hangover poolside at the Standard. Full Story

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