Meeting Motley Crue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2008 07:05:00 April 18, 2008 07:05:00

Had no idea it would be like what it was. All they said was that Motley Crue was making an announcement – the inaugural Crue Fest this summer and a new album – and we were invited to the press conference and interviews with the band afterwards. Full Story

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April 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2008 06:21:40 April 18, 2008 06:21:40

This is a repeat but Kristi K – your big day is tomorrow. And you girls at Stikeman have been so supportive from the very beginning. Thank you, love you, owe you. Congratulations! For Miss Cindie Loo Hoo on your 29th – Amanda is sending a great big HOLLA! Happy Birthday! From London to Toronto to Stephanie W in advance of your open house this weekend – GOOD LUCK! Gretchen will miss crashing there and waking up on the sofabed! And Gretchen? We must be musically likeminded. Full Story

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Back in Vancouver now after whirlwind trip to Portland and LA but we are still living out of boxes. Totally thought Marcus would not take well to change but for now, since the furniture isn’t in place yet, he’s all over the fact that he has open floor to traverse during his goose chases. Wild goose chases.

Not unlike what UK gossips are hinting at about the Beckhams, though this particular goose might not be as elusive as you think. Details coming.

It’s Thursday – am home, am posting all day, remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Sting did not leave his wife for a web whore.

PPS. Rebecca Romijn is not being held.

PPPS. Sigh. Did not win Media Idol. The dude who did win, Rudy Blair totally gav’er, rehearsed for 7 weeks, booked out a proper theatre for his audition, and recruited professional cheerleaders as his back up dancers. Rudy totally deserved it. Am grateful to all of you for voting. And I’ll still be donating $1,000 to Covenant House Vancouver anyway. Philanthropy is for losers too!

Ryan & Michelle: A Working Dinner?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 18:54:00 April 17, 2008 18:54:00

As I reported tonight on eTalk, my sources tell me exclusively that Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were together two nights ago in New York– a very clandestine outing. Going to great pains to avoid photographers but were seen entering and exiting the restaurant just moments apart and talking intimately throughout the meal. Full Story

My Rumey Coming to Canada!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 18:41:00 April 17, 2008 18:41:00

She’s on her way to the Peg. And she even landed a job! Am so proud of my Rumey! So very proud. So who cares that she’s sharing billing with Kristin Cavallari who is probably as démodé as it gets? Who cares? Oh yeah, and Mischa Barton too. Turns out Rumey has just been confirmed to star in a movie called Wild Cherries that will shoot in Winnipeg in May. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 13:04:00 April 17, 2008 13:04:00

Is Little Sci’s second birthday! Where in the world is Little Sci?!? I miss her! The GMD has been conserving Little’s power of late, some say to keep her out of the spotlight, some say because she’s already beginning her training with Xenu. But this week, In Touch splashed a titillating story on their cover, proclaiming that Katie somehow deprogrammed herself and is demanding to break free. Full Story

I Don’t Know No Gays…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:48:00 April 17, 2008 12:48:00

Who think of Tori Spelling as an icon. And I know lots of gays. Not one of them – NOT ONE – can bear Tori Spelling. You know why? Because gays like pretty things. And schmaltzy singers. As you well know, Tori Spelling is not pretty. Nor is she a schmaltzy singer. But according to Full Story

Have some Kabbalah with your Yoga?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:18:29 April 17, 2008 12:18:29

Oh the lives of the super elite. Madonna’s inner circle. My Gwyneth is good enough for Madonna’s inner circle. And of course a Beatle spawn too. Wonder if Madge is coming at recruitment from the side door… Gwyneth has suddenly started working out with Her Madgesty and her trainer at her ultra private London gym several days in a row. Full Story

The Boil is Back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:01:08 April 17, 2008 12:01:08

SJP on a shoot today in NYC in a super cute outfit with her witch boil prominently on display. First inclination is to comment on the hair piece…but I get accused of using a hairpiece all the time, especially when my hair gets curled. For the record, it’s all mine. And want to believe it’s all hers too, although I don’t remember it being so long. Full Story

The People are Démodé

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 08:31:00 April 17, 2008 08:31:00

Mary Kate doesn’t get dressed for an appearance, like last night at the "New Year"s in April: A Fool"s Fete", expecting you to like what she’s wearing. Quite the opposite in fact. Mary Kate reckons her style is esoteric, appreciated by the very few and only the “right” kind of people. Full Story

Everyone Is a Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 08:13:00 April 17, 2008 08:13:00

So hard to tell these twats apart, especially when their bodies, their men, and even their wombs are all starting to tick the same way. Joel Madden reunited with Nicole Richie yesterday after spending a few weeks apart while Good Charlotte was touring Australia and Europe. They’re now in New York and last night stepped out with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Full Story