Cheesy Cheating is Allowed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2008 07:40:58 February 5, 2008 07:40:58

Remember him? The unfaithful cheese dick who still hasn’t curbed his philandering in spite of scandal and who strayed a bit too far on the underage side recently? As of press time, the photo evidence has yet to come back to haunt him but you’ll be happy to know he’s since moved on, and he’s managed to stay away of late from cheating with 17 year olds. Full Story

Justin’s Vanity Fair cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2008 07:12:27 February 5, 2008 07:12:27

Pip isn’t on the cover of Vanity Fair…in person, that is. But he is very much on the cover in spirit. In fact, you can practically hear him singing on the cover in spirit. Because Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is the ONLY reason why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has somehow schemed her way onto the list of 10 Fresh Faces of 2008. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2008 00:00:00 February 5, 2008 00:00:00

Now THIS is a good idea. Unlike the Sex & the City movie, the Arrested Development movie is exactly what the world needs. Cut after only 3 seasons due to low ratings thanks to the death of good taste, many many mourned the premature end of one of the best shows ever. Period. Said Entertainment Weekly: Once in the history of time comes a sitcom like Arrested Development And now… amazing news. Full Story

Monday, February 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

What’s up New York!?!?!?

It was epic! EPIC!!!

We were on the field at the Superbowl last night as eTalk had access on the sidelines - standing next to the New England tunnel during the team introductions, I swear I felt Tedy Bruschi’s sweat hit my arm when he rushed the field. But I told my producer Michelle right off the get, as soon as we saw Tom Brady … He cut his hair. Bad move.

Watch eTalk to see me frolicking on the field at the Superbowl, making snow angels in confetti during the Giants’ celebration, and crazy moments from the end zone – all that tonight on the show.

And also on the show tonight … finally, me and a son of Xenu! An encounter with John Travolta! Funniest sh*t ever. Details coming…

The Freebie 5 has been updated. John Krasinski in person? May-jah quiver. More on that later.

Monday – blogging on the fly headed back to Vancouver. Check back often for Superbowl smut. I’ve a 5 hour transfer and will be posting the whole time. Refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy Birthday Melanie T in Victoria – all the way from someone who adores you in Squamish.

PPS. And Happy Birthday also to Holly and Kelsey, cousins who share a 26th birthday today.

PPPS. To Lynn in Costa Rica and now Zara too – congratulations!

PPPPS. Just As She Is is not about Eric Bana. Not Tom Selleck. Not Ashton Kutcher. Not Eric Dane. Not Matthew Broderick.

Sexy House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2008 10:19:28 February 4, 2008 10:19:28

Ok now I get it. See I don’t watch House. As such, I’ve no appreciation of the hotness of his character and by extension, the hotness of the actor who has so brilliantly created him. Having seen Hugh Laurie take the piss at awards shows however, his sense of humour is already well known. Full Story

Supergay at the Superbowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2008 09:40:29 February 4, 2008 09:40:29

John Travolta hosted some party on Saturday night in Scottsdale while the rest of us were at the Mondrian. It was the CAA and CTV bash that night, ran into Spike Lee and several others in the lobby and throughout dinner at Asia de Cuba, and George Clooney was apparently holding court at a private affair across the courtyard. Full Story

Junior’s Supergrowth Super Sperm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2008 08:48:26 February 4, 2008 08:48:26

So here’s the latest “candid” photo of Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Junior out for a family walk and showing off a remarkably large baby bump. Remarkably large because just a month ago, she was somehow photographed in full maquillage working out kick boxing with her goldigger. Full Story

Krasinski In Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2008 08:36:29 February 4, 2008 08:36:29

The best hotness is the kind that takes you by surprise. Sure - he"s cute in that college backpack kinda way but - at least for me on tv - not in that rip your panties passion. Until you see him in person. In person, cute becomes quiver. In person there"s a quiet confidence that gets real sexy real fast. Full Story

Loving Alicia Keys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2008 06:35:16 February 4, 2008 06:35:16

Am so in love with Alicia Keys. Interviewed her yesterday on the red carpet at Ryan Seacrest’s party before her pre-game performance. There are those who are fake and phony. They give canned answers and contrived reactions. Still there are others who are too far up their own asses to bother being interesting… like Laurence Fishburn. Full Story

Worse than Ken Paves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2008 06:10:37 February 4, 2008 06:10:37

Or maybe it is Ken Paves. It certainly looks tacky enough to be, non? What the FACK is wrong with Katherine Heigl’s head??? This sh*t hasn’t worked beyond the trailer park since 1983. And in combination with the red dress and the reptile print shoes – it’s tacky ass all over, though I bet you some rich ass 3rd wife here in Scottsdale thinks Katie’s ensemble is the very definition of style. Full Story

The Second Coming in Santa Barbara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2008 05:46:36 February 4, 2008 05:46:36

The Pitts took their porn to Santa Barbara this weekend as Angelina Jolie was honoured by the festival for her body of work. Of course we all only care about the speculation surrounding the Second Coming – a riddle Brad and Angelina clearly and deliberately enjoy spinning. Once again, as was the case at the SAGs last week, Angie arrived in a bump-covering ugly ass dress. Full Story

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