Hot Harry, a Horse, Chelsy, and a Beagle!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 11:39:33 June 9, 2008 11:39:33

Hot Harry playing polo yesterday still workin’ a little beer pudge especially around the chin but who cares when he’s on a horse? Harry on a Horse is the Hottest! Hot Harry on a Horse was accompanied by his girlfriend Chelsy who, after a brief split, is now steadfastly by his side. Hot Harry > Beaver WillChelsy Davy > Kate Middleton Totally! Chelsy has beautiful legs, non? And beautiful highlights. Full Story

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Don’t Call Him Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 11:19:00 June 9, 2008 11:19:00

Oh make up your f&cking mind!!! When I was 20, for some reason I had it in my head that my Chinese name was lame. I was playing a lot of mahjong back then, late night gambling sessions with the Hong Kong Hello Kitty crowd in university, listening to cantopop, learning karaoke, and getting a proper education on Fresh-Off-the-Boatness 101. Full Story

Why He’s Single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 10:30:47 June 9, 2008 10:30:47

It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach. What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation: “I forgot my pill. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 08:21:00 June 9, 2008 08:21:00

Grumpy Gay Mouths Off (DListed )

Is Brody’s mom hotter than his girl? (Hollywood Tuna )

Working for Denise Richards is the worst job in the world (Drunken Stepfather
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Will she beat her baby down with a cell phone? (INO )

Kiki slept with this. And maybe Emma Watson too? (Holy Moly )

We turned them into millionaires. F&ck us. (Cele|bitchy )

Why RDJ is > than everyone (ASL )

Karma Poo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 07:54:01 June 9, 2008 07:54:01

Mischa Barton, the twat who caused my broken arm, showed up at the Time for Heroes celebrity carnival to benefit The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatic Aids Foundation embarrassingly overdressed. It was a CARNIVAL. Most people wore casual summer dresses and/or jeans. Mischa turns up with a glitzy Chanel bag and rings on every finger begging to be noticed. Full Story

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Ed & Liv & The Incredible Hulk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 07:10:00 June 9, 2008 07:10:00

The premiere was last night… here are the two stars of the film on the green carpet – Ed looking hotter than he has since Salma Hayek and Liv bright in blue is total gorgessity. But… because she’s wearing a baggy dress, no doubt the dreaded dumb bumpwatch will begin anew. In Hollywood, you are not allowed to wear anything less than skintight without being accused of being pregnant. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 06:44:56 June 9, 2008 06:44:56

Toronto will be heard halfway around the world come Sunday. Because New Kids on the Block have just been confirmed to perform at the MMVAs! Was always a Jordan. Am scared now to see Jordan. I think Jordan’s had some work done. But … it’s like high school never goes away. I still totally would. Full Story

Post Partum Flirtation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 06:29:38 June 9, 2008 06:29:38

Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. Full Story

No More Lilo & SamRo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 06:17:00 June 9, 2008 06:17:00

NO!!!!!!!!!!! I love Lilo and SamRo! But it’s been over 2 days since Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been photographed together. She was also seen moving her sh*t out of Sam’s and back into her own place in a pair of short shorts and gorgeous gladiator heels. And again poolside at the Roosevelt showing off an amazing body with no Sam in sight. Full Story

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Milo Still a Perv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 06:08:00 June 9, 2008 06:08:00

Hayden Panettiere was shooting in Vancouver for a large part of the spring, separated from Milo Ventimiglia, prompting rumours that the two had split. Clearly not so. Check out the young one and her pervy older boyfriend heading back into her trailer in an affectionate embrace leaving no doubt as to the status of their relationship. Full Story

Ask Gwen About Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 06:05:19 June 9, 2008 06:05:19

This is the adorable Gwen Stefani out and about at the weekend, stylish as ever. Still no news on Angelina and the Wonder Twins but since Gwen hasn’t popped, and since they seem to get pregnant and give birth at the same time all the time, perhaps watching Gwen is as good as watching the Jolie. Full Story