Ryan Gosling: Not Mr Salmon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 07:16:45 October 22, 2007 07:16:45

He’s been chubby for a while, gaining weight to play Susie Salmon’s father in the film adaptation of The Lovely Bones directed by Peter Jackson. Filming just started yesterday and Ryan and Susan Sarandon (who plays the grandmother) were both spotted in Malvern, PA over the weekend eating at Trader Joe’s and grabbing coffee at Starbucks (thanks Nicole!). Full Story

Leo, the Rebound Guy, and Gisele too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio – is he single? Because his girl was caught with the Rebound Guy – the guy all leggy girls go to for a quick ego boost and some action immediately after a painful break up. The Rebound Guy of course is Kelly Slater, champion surfer. He was seen with Gisele Bundchen after she split from Leo and he was also there to console Cam Diaz as soon as Pip took off after Shelf Ass. Full Story

Chicken Fried Injected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 06:38:52 October 22, 2007 06:38:52

Somehow she managed to get her children back after her visitation was suspended last week when random drug testers were unable to reach her. Apparently she made herself available – how considerate – and was seen at the weekend driving her kids around with a court appointed monitor and also a set of extra large lips. Full Story

Undercover…but not over!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

While all tabloids were proclaiming the end of their love last month, I reported otherwise as that the two were sneaking around during TIFF and caught kissing during the Michael Clayton after party, even as “confirmation” of their split was making headlines on newsstands. Full Story

Friday, October 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side.

Snort.

Totally sums up Britney Spears.

Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical building. When she emerged, her lips looked like this – see below from TMZ. And then upon driving away, swarmed by the paps and concentrating on covering her mouth, she ran over a photographer’s foot. Then of course she burst into tears before getting waved away. And the worst part is…the lips look hideous!

So Britney still sucks…but Whitney is back! More on that later.

It’s finally Friday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh. And don’t forget, some have emailed recently about missing a few posts. New articles appear immediately AFTER this opening paragraph. Scroll down to catch the most recent items and click on “view more articles” if it’s been a few days.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in Gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Candice in Toronto from Sarit in Montreal and thank you for introducing Sarit to the smut!

PPS. Happy Birthday also to Kristine C from Jeanna – wedding planning is busy, yes, but it’s time for a girl’s night and a gossip session…set it up!

PPS. Jennifer Lopez’s BFF is not leaking secrets.

Yes, Yes, Yes!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 14:07:57 October 19, 2007 14:07:57

Another Cate Blanchett/Giorgio Armani collaboration…and it is spectacular! Check out Cate at the Rome premiere gala of the Golden Age in a gown worthy of a queen. How many other broads could own a dress like this? A dress for an occasion, a dress that needs to be commanded and tamed, a dress that on anyone else would rule over its owner. Full Story

White and Yellow in Animal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 00:00:00 October 19, 2007 00:00:00

At the Fendi Great Wall of China fashion show – Zhang Ziyi and Kate Bosworth in super high fashion, black tights, and lots of leg. Barring the thought that something may have died in the making and hoping that it’s faux, am all over both looks. Especially ZZ’s boots. Yum. Wow. Kate Bosworth is a stunner. Full Story

Matching #1s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 13:02:03 October 19, 2007 13:02:03

Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top too. Back in the dark days of stupidity, I used to think she looked like a witch. Full Story

Little Sci: Bottle in the Big Apple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 12:34:21 October 19, 2007 12:34:21

She is the cutest! Check out Katie and Little Sci out and about in NYC as Little Sci sucks on the Xenu juice in her bottle. I. Love. Her. After too many months away in Berlin, the First Family of Scientology is back with a vengeance and pounding the pavement for publicity, doing their best to ward off whatever smutty secrets are promised to be revealed in Andrew Morton’s long-awaited unauthorised autobiography…which is why the GMD’s two best assets are being trotted out for a MiniVan Majority mobilisation. Full Story

Baby…it’s good to see you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 10:05:53 October 19, 2007 10:05:53

Whitney Houston showed up with daughter Bobbi Kristina last night in London for Fashion Rocks. By all accounts she looked trim and enthusiastic and not stoned. This is very good news. After over a decade of debauchery with Bobby Brown and then stumbling post split into her own drug-addled drama, Whitney finally, hopefully, seems in control of her life. Full Story

Ugly on Purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 09:50:59 October 19, 2007 09:50:59

It’s been about two weeks, hasn’t? Since my Rumer’s made a blip on the gossip radar? Sounds about right. Which is why she showed up at some event last night looking like THIS. Like all the ugly atoms in her body migrated to her head and exploded in her hair. I mean I know I’m in the minority, I know most of you would believe this is the spawn of Donatella Versace… But my Rumey’s look is distinctive. Full Story