Ultimate Gay Fantasy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 11:04:00 March 21, 2008 11:04:00

Mass homo swooning… can you imagine? Now all I can imagine is the two of them making out. Throw in a little Neil Patrick Harris and hot dog Doogie – instant YouPorn threesome sensation. Anderson Cooper interviewed David Beckham for 60 Minutes. Click here Full Story

White Man’s Overbite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 11:01:24 March 21, 2008 11:01:24

What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire? I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler. Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response to me is always Dear Frankie. Full Story

Ferg Not Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 10:58:00 March 21, 2008 10:58:00

Her rep told Us that she’s not knocked up. Ugh. As usual, BumpWatch is so unreliable. Still…some remain convinced that a Baby Pea is definitely en route. Because yummy mummies are always convinced that Bumps don’t lie. Full Story

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks was in New York last night last night at a gala honouring Pele. Becks in a tux. Yum. Only problem… so not feeling his hair. He’s been wearing it super super short these days, now with an army fade, and it’s not the cut but the head. Specifically the second level… can you see? Past that ridge, an odd shape. And it’s distracting. Almost to the point of quiver kill, though not quite. He is, after all, David Beckham. But it might be a good time to start growing…

Thursday before a long weekend. If you’ve noticed from my typos this week… I need it! Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Calgary… Junos… it’s ON! Gossip, drinks, casual…Thursday April 3rd. At BLVD. More details to come... Would love to see you there!

Hello Rachel McAdams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 11:58:00 March 20, 2008 11:58:00

New issue of Hello Canada - Rachel McAdams promoting Married Life during which she does answer some gentle questions about Ryan Gosling. Sigh... Those poor crazy McGoslings. What did you learn about yourself when your relationship with Ryan ended? Oh, I don’t know. Full Story

What Dina Taught Her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 11:47:00 March 20, 2008 11:47:00

Dina Lohan must be beaming with orange pride. The wisdom she imparted put to such good use and now disseminated across the internets for public consumption: Her daughter Lindsay Lohan allegedly fellating Calum Best – a screen cap of a video that Calum took while she was coked up her tree last year has been widely circulated. Full Story

Unassisted in Paris?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 11:12:34 March 20, 2008 11:12:34

Kate Moss last night in London carrying a huge wad of cash – her winnings apparently at casino. Casino. LOVE casino. Sometimes it’s better chasing back and breaking even than it is being up a few bills right off the take, non? Also Kate and boyfriend Jamie Hince, who is rotting on the inside, in Paris this week. Full Story

What Happened to Henry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 10:38:00 March 20, 2008 10:38:00

The Tudors – I don’t love it but I watch when I can for Henry Cavill. If you know The Tudors, I am sure you know Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill is ridiculously hot. The face, his voice, his accent, the way he moves, when he’s nailing some random from behind and doesn’t flinch if he’s interrupted… yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Full Story

Granny Freeze to LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 09:42:05 March 20, 2008 09:42:05

Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s place and spent time in LA browsing the real estate market – she also told her “source” to tell Us Weekly that while in the States she had the chance to hang out with her kids. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pisses on a Ladybug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 08:37:00 March 20, 2008 08:37:00

Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And sad. But funny! Am going to hell. South Park last night – if you haven’t already, you will lose your sh*t. Seriously gossips, it was hysterical right off the get. For some reason, it kills me how excited the dad is while riveted to Britney Watch with his throwaway “trainwreck” comments. Full Story

Ferg Preg in Houston?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 08:14:00 March 20, 2008 08:14:00

New photos emerged emerged yesterday of Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel leaving a Japanese restaurant with the Ferg showing off what appeared to be a bit of a bump. In combination with the bloatface, many are suspecting that she’s joined every other woman in Hollywood in the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. Full Story