Hot Bruce is a Gay Magnet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 11:32:00 January 7, 2008 11:32:00

At the Palm Springs Film Festival this weekend – Bruce Willis looking actually kinda sexy and distinguished and this apparently did not escape the attention of one John Travolta who, as you can see, gave Bruce a rather intimate embrace. And check out John trying to tuck in his raging flamer on the red carpet. Full Story

More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 11:17:41 January 7, 2008 11:17:41

It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, as Andrew Morton devotes about 2 pages to the rumours, and only insomuch as how affected he and Nicole. Full Story

Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 09:20:35 January 7, 2008 09:20:35

Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Found!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 00:00:00 January 7, 2008 00:00:00

Celebtv.com has video of Britney and Adnan this weekend – passing around a lollipop on a hotel balcony while gallivanting with no pants on. As mentioned last week, Adnan has secured exclusive photos of the two of them for his agency and is trying to sell them for hundreds of thousands. At press time, there are no takers. Full Story

This Is What You Get…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 08:27:23 January 7, 2008 08:27:23

When you give it up right away. Sure, the dude is a skeeze. But time and again, Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated that she has the worst man taste ever. So who’s the bigger asshole? It’s one thing to own your sex – but sluts don’t own their own sex, know what I mean? Another week, another Lilo lover tells all to News of the World Full Story

Hayden & Milo love Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 08:09:22 January 7, 2008 08:09:22

Compared to the Spears sisters, what’s a little case of a perv dating a child? Last week, I reported that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia took advantage of the Jamie Lynn pregnancy to slowly leak their true dating status under the blessing of her mother, thereby taking away the public judgement – if the girl’s mother approves, who are we to say? Especially since she’s now officially legal at 18. Full Story

The GMD Bracing for Battle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 00:00:00 January 7, 2008 00:00:00

Praise Xenu! We were all deflated last month when British reports suggested that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé was not going to be published in the UK because it wasn’t scandalous enough…but now it turns out it’s actually not going to be published in the UK because it’s TOO SCANDALOUS and publishers fear that British libel laws will make it too costly for them to defend. Full Story

Britney Free, Whereabouts Unknown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 07:49:05 January 7, 2008 07:49:05

As you know, Britney was released from Cedars after two nights – doctors declared she was no longer an imminent danger and could not hold her for treatment against her own will. Big sh*tstorm over the weekend about Dr Phil’s involvement: he says he was asked by family, ie her famewhoring parents, to visit with their daughter. Full Story

Friday, January 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s finally Friday but no one has slept. As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney Spears escalated her chicken fried crazy to new heights making it an epic night in smut. Full recap below and breaking news as it happens. Refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Just a quick reminder for new users to the site: the blog works in reverse chronological order. Newer posts will appear below this intro and older posts further down. In other words, scroll down to start from the beginning.

PS. Two pieces of Canadian garbage, Pamela Anderson and Sean Avery, were in the same building at the same time Thursday night in Vancouver as the Canucks shut out the Rangers. Pray Xenu these two hook up. An update on Pam’s skank to follow as well.

Need Another Friday Pick-me-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 00:00:00 January 4, 2008 00:00:00

Call me Cruise but I miss the GMD. We’re a full four days into 2008 and we’ve yet to be blessed with his crazy. Thank Xenu Mad Money starring Katie Holmes, Diane Keaton, and Queen Latifah is due out in a couple of weeks. Movie premieres mean red carpets. And red carpets mean occasions for Presentation! Can’t wait to usher in a brand new year of Presenting Katie! In the meantime, satisfy yourself with a classic. Full Story

Need A Friday Pick-me-Up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 13:35:27 January 4, 2008 13:35:27

First Friday of the year, need a break from the drama? First… FNL returns tonight! Brand new episode and I hear Julie gets hot for Riggins!!! Here’s a taste of Taylor Kitsch to get you through to tonight. TK in Men’s Health from February 2007. Damn. Friday Night Lights! Why aren’t you watching???   source Full Story