Young Cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 13:22:07 November 8, 2007 13:22:07

This week’s Gossip Girl was all about Chuck. Love Chuck. Chuck is so deliciously depraved – that scene with Blair up on stage, the two of them locking eyes as if trapped in their own private moment … the hotness! – and then so surprisingly sweet, asking her if she was “sure” before mauling each other in the back of the limo… enough with Chace Crawford, you know? Ed Westwick is where it’s at! And my new favourite Blake Lively too. Full Story

Rumey Bounces Back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

After a few frizzy blonde disastrous sightings, my Rumey has bounced back nicely, looking … not bad… at the DKNY event last night in a simple black dress underneath a gorgeous tuxedo jacket. Rumer gets invited to another red carpet! Yay! As my friend Duana asserted last week, with her forehead exposed to balance out her jaw, Rumer really isn’t so offensive. Full Story

Chicken Fried Insolent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 12:52:13 November 8, 2007 12:52:13

In between chandelier shopping and picking up a sweet new Mercedes ride, and hopping in the shower in the middle of a radio interview, Britney Spears is supposed to comply with court ordered random drug testing. A missed test constitutes a FAILED test. And Britney has reportedly missed 8 out of 14 tests, prompting Team Federline to storm the judge this morning asking to take away her right to see her children, thereby allowing HIM full access and the bank account that comes with it. Full Story

Ghetto Tits in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

No clue why she’s here. Busy shooting some sh*tty straight to dvd release, no doubt. Thanks to Lisa for the following hilarious description the other day: I just saw her near Choices in Yaletown. She was extremely thin wearing a shiny black Adidas tracksuit. Think Run DMC, but with pink stripes. Full Story

Christina Wintour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

At first quick glance, she could be Anna’s doppelganger, non? But where Anna is perpetually preserved by too much gin and a black heart bitch, Christina looks healthier than she has in years. Body looks great, bangs look great, massive forehead brilliantly concealed, Christina simply glowed last night in NY at the DKNY event. Full Story

Common Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

Common showed up at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance Launch Party last night and … well… the man is a sexy, sexy beast. At least when he knows to keep the ass backwards social statements to himself. Common is focusing these days on his film career – can currently be seen in American Gangster alongside Denzel and Russell and will appear next in Angelina Jolie’s Wanted. Full Story

The New Camelot in DC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

So blatantly obvious and still the MiniVan Majority will eat his sh*t up – the GMD arrived with his Katie/Jackie in tow last night to screen Lions for Lambs in DC. As you can see, from the demure neckline to the simple chain to the dress and especially the shoes… Katie is now a Kennedy charged with the task of glamourising a Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Ryan & Michelle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were seen together in Brooklyn having dinner the other day prompting some speculation that they could be getting it on. If so, am all over it. Love it. Love it a little less than I love Ryan and Natalie Portman but if he and Rachel can’t fulfill The Notebook, Michelle Williams is an acceptable consolation, non? She’s arty and independent and has a bad attitude since reformed after ditching Heath Ledger, with tons of potential and a proven indie track record and she’s refreshingly gorgeous– Michelle and Ryan are very, very compatible. Full Story

Playing a Twin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

Lance Armstrong apparently couldn’t get enough of Ashley Olsen last week, taking their public flirtation private, behind the closed doors of Soho House where they were ensconced through the weekend. And though Ashley was not seen supporting Lance at the NY marathon, word is she had helped him prep in bed the night before. Full Story

Country Bitch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

Country’s reigning princess won big last night. And as you can see, Carrie Underwood’s stayed close stylistically to her roots. The waves, the curls, the gold tacky dress… this is a girl who knows how to please her fanbase. Well done. Having said that, it’s apparently no secret – Carrie Underwood isn’t exactly a sweetheart. Full Story