Rocky to the Rescue?

June 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last yesterday, Rocky demanded a hearing to find out why the Sheriff’s department let her go in spite of a judge’s express decision to have her serve her entire sentence IN PRISON. Full Story

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Dear Gossips,

She’s out. After three days she’s out. Hollywood Ebola will rage again but at least we had three days – three days and a scrunchie...

Love, love, love.

It’s Thursday, at my mother’s house since Sunday, had to suffer the misery last night of watching her watch me on eTalk, rewinding and replaying a segment where the light hit an unflattering angle on my silk/lace dress and gave the illusion of a bump.

Wahhhh, she kept saying over and over again. Wahhhh, every 15 seconds. Then over to my father: Daddy look…wahhhh! Wahhhh so big!

Help me.

Online all day, new articles posted throughout.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Gossip Party in Toronto tonight, Dan Levy from MTV Live and The Aftershow – the sexiest bitch in glasses – will be moderating. Champagne, snacks, smut…and gift bags! Look forward to seeing you there!

PPS. Dear Alison – I spilled wine on you the other night at the CTV Upfronts… so sorry! I owe you so hit me up at TIFF. Big hug, love Lainey

The Rocky

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity of her medical claim, insisting that proper procedure was clearly not followed. Full Story

The Backpedal

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with the Vaughn engagement, it happened with the Vaughn break up, now again with the model boyfriend. Full Story

The French

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enough of these Hollywood twats. Let’s move Continental, to France, to the land of the effortlessly beautiful. It was intoxicating last month – when we were there for the film festival – to see them in their natural habitat, often without a trace of embellishment, so chic, so elegant, so f&cking gorgeous. Full Story

The Dilemma

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Nicole Richie yesterday arriving at Letterman. During the interview, she mentioned that she too is afraid of going to jail, but is willing to face her responsibilities and live with the consequences of driving in the wrong direction on a freeway under the influence…and luckily not killing anyone. Full Story

The Virus

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor Paris couldn’t hack it inside. Full Story

The Egomaniac

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So he’s a music mogul now – has his own label, can sign his own talent, a major player in the industry at the tender age of 26…very impressive. Not so impressive: the Pipsqueak’s raging ego. It’s all about him, it’s all about what he brings, it’s all about his midas touch, and it may be indisputable but it doesn’t make it classy. Full Story

The Return

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Full Story

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Went out with a dear girlfriend last night after leaving work late – one of those nights when you talk and talk and still you haven’t covered everything and you look down and suddenly it’s 4 hours later and you’re tired but not really because the thing about friends like those are that they let you face the bad about yourself without making you feel badly about yourself and of course the good stuff just gets better…

Real girls do that for other girls.

Girls do not sell knife-posing pics to the press nor do they allow you to dress like a tranny and get pissed on, literally and figuratively, by an indecisive rocker who can’t decide between his balls and his brain.

Clearly Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have no friends. Maybe Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson should be friends with each other?

Another occasion for Pitt Porn… Brad and Angelina at the Oceans LA premiere last night – see below. So much stimulation, I can’t handle it.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, check back often…

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Rock Bottom: The Scrunchie

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please….someone…anyone in that facility, please please please take a photo. PLEASE!!! Poor Paris Go Boo Boo!! New details emerging on Ebola’s life behind bars and would you believe…she had to be subjected to wearing A SCRUNCHIE! “A scrunchie made from an elastic sock!!!” I can’t…I can’t…I can’t tell you how hard I just laughed. Full Story