Maggie Misses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

LOVE her. Love Maggie G. Eclectic and quirky and not generic. Never generic, never stupid, always interesting. But last night at the opening of the Chopard flagship in NYC, Maggie missed by a mile. Something about the way the dress fits… it’s messy. And Maggie, even when she’s weird, is always polished. Full Story

On Dita Von Teese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

But first – Richard Branson, in person… kind of a fox! And a little anecdote about Chad Kroeger of Nickelback at the very, very end. Dita is tiny but not tiny, does that make sense? She’s very short, maybe 5 ft 2 and slender but not emaciated and when she gets naked her legs are surprisingly cut – great muscle definition, no little twigs supporting a pair of huge knockers and in spite of that corset 16 inch waist thing, she’s actually very well proportioned. Full Story

On Criss Angel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

  After standing out in the rain for too many hours, about a dozen of Criss Angel’s fans rushed the building last night right after the media briefing at Virgin Unite’s Midnight Magic. Some lady was screaming that she needed to be healed. Being a group of cynical bitches, we were more amused that he had so few fans willing to bring the crazy. Full Story

Monday, November 12, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Not even a beautiful marathon bride and the impossibly adorable Little Sci could save Lions for Lambs at the box office this weekend. Because the MiniVan Majority couldn’t bring itself to support an anti-war message. As such, the GMD’s new movie performed miserably– at home and overseas – earning less than $7 million, though many were quick to point out that even that was more than Reese and Jakey’s Rendition last month.

But while Team Cruise warned early on, even before the Lambs release, that his intent with the new studio was never box office domination, Tom’s hardcore pimp of the film clearly belied the objective: he thought he could own it. And he failed. Even worse…he now has to answer to Xenu who is still expecting his 30%.

Brad, Angelina, Harry, Kate’s multiple lovers, multiple FNL quiveration, and a riddle!

It’s Monday – am blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Am in Toronto for Virgin Unite’s Midnight Magic midnightmagic.ca/, raising funds to “purchase medicines, mosquito netting, and produce preventative information materials to be delivered through Virgin’s Heaven’s Angels project to remote rural areas of Sub-Saharan Africa.” Elvis Costello is performing, Dita von Teese is apparently debuting her new routine, and that magic freak dude who dated Cameron Diaz and claims to have not slept with Britney Spears will hopefully be levitating. Here he is at an event last week obviously NOT blessed with the Good Pants Gift.

 

They Don’t Know Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

OK Magazine is claiming from an exclusive tip that LaLa Beckham, the long awaited Beckham Princess, is on her way. According to them, Posh is pregnant. And she was also seen shopping for pink items at Petit Tresor. Have no confirmation either way, not familiar with the status of her womb but seriously… do they not know this woman at all? Don’t they know Posh? This is a woman who, for the entire duration of Cruz’s gestation period, hid herself under a parka, unwilling to be photographed with curves. Full Story

Pip & The PGA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

  Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake, an avid golfer with supposedly a 6 handicap, will be the 14th (terribly unlucky number) celebrity in Tour history to host a tour event as it’s just been announced that the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open will go down October 2008, the first of a five year contract. Full Story

Portman Pink > Rossum Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would say) at the 2nd anniversary of Tao in Vegas. Full Story

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Ugly, Junior, and a Dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

I’ll take the dog. Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr showed up in NYC on Saturday at The Out 100 Awards. You know how gays love drag queens. As you can see, she has her push presents full on display. Normally, as I understand it from ALL of my girlfriends popping out children, it’s now becoming in vogue for baby fathers to present their baby mothers with gifts upon baby delivery. Full Story

Violet Eyes Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

She’s in a wheelchair but she’s still fierce as ever. Check out the Grande Dame Elizabeth Taylor at the launch of her new jewellery collection in Beverly Hills yesterday. Remember, this is a woman who has died almost as many times as she’s been married. And each time, the plucky bitch walks away from the light and back to earth, blessing us with her violet eyes in the face of seemingly insurmountable obstacles… though the splash of red right by her neck isn’t a very smart choice. Full Story

Oceans 13 DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

So the boys are back in time for the holidays. And back in Vegas too. George, Brad, Matt, and the sizzling Don Cheadle. They smolder in their suits, the coolest cats on the strip, and always always you want to be part of the Pack. Best yet, not only is the Oceans 13 DVD up for grabs, but the complete set – Oceans 11, Oceans 12, and the last chapter 13 along with “Poker – The Real Deal” poker tips booklet by Phil Gordon and Jonathan Grotenstein. Full Story

Friday Night Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

Friday Night Lights – are you watching? I hope you’re watching. Because after a slow start, this season is just as great as the last. Like all teams shaking off the off season rust. Still the most perfect show on television. With the most perfect cast of leading men. Damn! I prefer Kyle Chandler myself. Full Story