The Perfect Woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 09:09:37 April 11, 2008 09:09:37

Remember that discussion topic from a few weeks back? Click here for a refresher. On chick lit and chick flicks and their brain-numbing effects? Those who argued in favour of chick flit contended that you need something “light”. Full Story

Actors Required for Infection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:26:00 April 11, 2008 08:26:00

Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called to expose themselves to her infection to pretend to want to be friends with that filthy whore virus. Full Story

Cam on the Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:16:14 April 11, 2008 08:16:14

Damn. Cammie D is kickin’ it into high gear leading up to heavy promo for What Happens in Vegas and showing off a body that is supposedly entertaining Gerard Butler these days, although he insists it’s not true. Whatever. My sources say they’re all about private karaoke…together. Full Story

Courtside Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:12:41 April 11, 2008 08:12:41

David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and works every time! As usual, Becks is hot. Full Story

April 11, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:08:56 April 11, 2008 08:08:56

Happy 30th Julie B in Stratford! I’ve heard about your smut and martini nights with Chris and Pam and Julie M. Hopefully you’ll all be able to get together for another one soon. Happy 30th Jane R of Ottawa! Love that you’re not accepting gifts at the party tomorrow. Love that you’re only accepting food bank donations. Full Story

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Site issues from yesterday should be all sorted out – sorry it was such a drag. Smut is fully functional today but update your bookmarks!

It’s Spring… love is in the air. New love, old love, fake love.

Thursday – am online all day, remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Natalie Portman is not taking coke for the pain.

PPS. Christina Ricci is not cranky.

When Bad Hair…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 13:34:00 April 10, 2008 13:34:00

Happens to a supermodel. It’s a testament to Christy’s undisputed gorgessity that her face remains unaffected. Because when most of us wear bad hair, everything else goes to sh*t too. But still… Not even Christy Turlington can pull off this half mullet. WTF??? This is Christy yesterday at the FilmAid International Power of Film Gala last night in New York with locks that belong on a head to toe denim-clad chainsmoking gravel voiced hick from a bumf&ck small town with missing teeth minding a corner store alongside a husband who might be her brother. Full Story

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Someone Loves My Rumey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 12:27:40 April 10, 2008 12:27:40

See? I’m telling you. In person, she’s not that… unappealing. In person, she’s actually kinda cute. At least a few boys think so. And she’s been linked with enough of them to prove it. Consider this: no one will go near Lindsay Lohan anymore. But Rumer Willis is not off limits. Full Story

Kate Hudson and Dangling Dicks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 12:06:00 April 10, 2008 12:06:00

As gorgeous as she is, sometimes Kate Hudson just flies off the rails, you know what I mean? Check it out – Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey in London for the premiere of Fool’s Gold. I have no idea what the f&ck she’s wearing. It’s atrocious. And gawdy. And those two ropes hanging off her sleeves with the tassels… they remind me of China’s Empress Dowager Cixi – that old bat who you always associate with eunuchs. Full Story

The Hills: the Rolling Stone Photo Shoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 11:00:52 April 10, 2008 11:00:52

Believe it or not, the girls of The Hills have landed a Rolling Stone cover. Exclusive details from the shoot to follow… Big surprise: Heidi is NOT the biggest bitch among the four girls. Well, she is. But not in the way you’d expect. More on that later. The biggest bitch according to my sources is Whitney, followed in close second by Audrina. Full Story

Warner/Flare Juno Party Swag Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 10:07:29 April 10, 2008 10:07:29

So we went to the Warner Music Canada/Flare party on Sunday night after the Junos because… I’m not going to lie – we heard they had the best gift bags. My swag is your swag, remember? I’m keeping the chocolate though. By the time I came home, it was late and I had to blog so I ate all the Cadbury that came with the gifts. Full Story