July 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:00:00 July 4, 2008 08:00:00

Happy 50th Birthday on Sunday Lynda! To Rim from Coco on your 25th birthday…light it up this weekend, the way every pseudo celebrity would! PS. Beware the Bublé who is in town and on the prowl. Pig. Happy 25th Birthday to Christina Q. in San Diego!!! Lots of love to my firecracker girl from your crazy mom in Katy! To Carla – have heard it’s the final defence of your PhD dissertation next week. Full Story

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Please.

Can we worship Meryl Streep off the top today? This is Meryl Streep promoting Mamma Mia in Germany – hot and stylish without having to freeze her face. Too bad Nicole Kidman couldn’t be so courageous.

It’s Thursday – new posts all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Peter Fonda is not the man with the other woman.

PPs. Ricky Martin is not one of the boys. Neither is Robbie Williams. Close…but without so much world flavour.

Junior’s First Daughter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 13:58:00 July 3, 2008 13:58:00

Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Full Story

Inseparable at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 11:06:58 July 3, 2008 11:06:58

I love that Matt Damon loves his wife Luciana. I’ve seen them together in person. They are adorable, they are real, they are amazing. But take it from someone who was practically born in a casino – the casino is no place for love. Here’s Matt at the Ante Up for Africa event last night in Vegas, one of the celebrity participants in a charity tournament. Full Story

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Just Woke Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 10:40:35 July 3, 2008 10:40:35

Colin Firth in Holland to promote Mamma Mia looking like he just rolled out of bed. I like my Colin Firth just rolled out of bed. Looks like he’d have really great sleep smell. You know sleep smell? Sleep smell is so hit or miss. Some dudes have it, some dudes don’t. Some dudes have straight up sleep stank. Full Story

Hot Hairy Jakey on a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 09:22:53 July 3, 2008 09:22:53

Jakey Gyllenhaal is currently in England prepping for his new role in the Prince of Persia, yet another video game turned full length feature that is said to be the next Pirates of the Caribbean franchise for Disney. As you can see, Jake’s hair has grown a little long. Looks f&cking hot. So hot Reese Witherspoon has joined him in London where they’ve been super low key. Full Story

The Other Twins in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:51:54 July 3, 2008 08:51:54

While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too "mean" to their idol.    Full Story

Homely Memories in Milwaukee!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:44:38 July 3, 2008 08:44:38

Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Full Story

Jess and the Maxi Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:03:43 July 3, 2008 08:03:43

Here’s Jessica Simpson yesterday spending time with a friend’s baby and also her Main Gay Ken Paves. Am not a fan of the maxi dress on regular sized, not tall girls. Not flattering. And something about the fact that your feet can’t be seen…it’s weird. On a red carpet, at a gala…fine. Full Story

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Insecure for life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:00:57 July 3, 2008 08:00:57

Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was partly the insecurity that drove John away from Jess. Full Story