Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 11:44:16 January 28, 2008 11:44:16

Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune making out with a sizzling brunette. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Sara Ramirez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

You know I love her. You know I adore Callie. But what I said earlier about Nikki Blonsky applies to Sara Ramirez…she needs a hook up with America Ferrera’s stylist. Or Jennifer Hudson. Because curves are great. And curves need to be showcased more effectively. Curves need to be given their due. Full Story

Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

She won’t win the Oscar but she will win Best Dressed. Because my Marion’s dress last night was the standard. Love the no frills accessorising. And the close-scalp hair. And the makeup. And she is apparently even more spectacular in person, as every photographer and publicist I spoke to could not stop marvelling at how much more “beautiful she is when she moves”. Full Story

Best Dressed: Viggo Mortensen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 10:44:32 January 28, 2008 10:44:32

Don’t know what the hell that is dangling below his knee. Don’t care what it is either. Somehow it works. He’s weird enough to make it work. And he’s hot enough to quiver your loins even though he looks like psycho Gepetto. Seriously, I imagine Viggo Mortensen as the kind of dude with super pungent sweat… only you really wouldn’t mind in bed. Full Story

Best Actress: Julie Christie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 10:41:22 January 28, 2008 10:41:22

It seems a foregone conclusion now that Julie Christie will undoubtedly win the Oscar, making it the 2nd year in the row that the Academy has honoured the Silver Fox. In a youth-obsessed town, this is good news indeed. But enough about acting…how about the way Julie Christie owned the carpet last night? The pantsuit with the sequin detail totally made my life. Full Story

Jen Makes Friends in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 09:30:06 January 28, 2008 09:30:06

Quick interruption of the SAG report for a Vancouver Aniston bulletin. Photos taken by Dean Sanderson for use only on LaineyGossip.com of Jennifer Aniston getting a touch up on set the other day. After a rocky start to her shooting, thanks to an allegedly racist anti-Asian bodyguard, Jen is doing her best to make besties with the good people of Vancouver. Full Story

SITE GLITCH – Please read

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 09:17:29 January 28, 2008 09:17:29

For some reason there was a glitch and older articles from today were not being accessed even by clicking on “View More Articles”. As a temporary fix, those articles have been posted under “Sunday January 27th” instead. Scroll down, click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES, keep scrolling and you should find what you’re looking for. Full Story

Best Recovery: The GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 08:40:19 January 28, 2008 08:40:19

You can kick him and punch him, you can expose him for a freak, but the GMD, like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, is as resilient as a cockroach. Simply put…he cannot be vanquished. What’s more, every temporary setback only makes him stronger. So he skipped the carpet last night, doesn’t look like KatE was with him, and showed up to present the major award of the evening to the cast of No Country for Old Men. Full Story

Best Porn & Pregnant: The Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

There was a bulge. There was definitely a bulge. And they were definitely workin’ it. Definitely. Because they are the best at selling. Which is why I will always buy what they’re selling. I will also buy their sex tape, if it was ever made available, bcecause, as you know, the way these two go at it…it’s like porn for me. Full Story

View All 19 Photos

Worst Yellow: Kate Beckinsale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Another girl who tries so painfully hard so painfully often. Only in her case, there aren’t enough opportunities. Which is why the layered flutter is so over and still Kate Beckinsale couldn’t help herself…still she had to wear the layered flutter dress, almost as though she’s been keeping it on hold since 2007, desperate for an occasion to wear it, only now it’s embarrassingly too late. Full Story

Best Yellow: Vanessa L Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Crazy ass body. And what a crazy ass comeback. Girl deserves a SAG just for putting up with that douchebag Rick Fox. So here’s Vanessa wearing every inch of this Escada and celebrating her 40s. 44 to be exact. But it may as well be 35, non?  Full Story