March 24, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2016 13:49:47 March 24, 2016 13:49:47

Sharon! Happy birthday from Jackson! To Erin R from Amber – Happy Birthday! PS Amber doesn’t believe that you’re over your “nasty love” for Shia LaBeouf. I can see why you’d claim to be and hide that shame though. Anyway I’m supposed to offer you some “same brand, less eye-rolly” alternatives. Full Story

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The Daily Mail posted the weirdest article yesterday and I can’t figure out what’s happening here. This is the headline:  EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise's daughter Bella opens up about married life after that top secret Scientology ceremony and making the Mission Impossible actor a GRANDPA When you actually read the piece, Bella and her husband, Max, barely speak.  Read Full Intro

Jakey’s 90s boyband hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2016 21:21:01 March 23, 2016 21:21:01
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Monica Schipper/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Slaven Vlasic/ Eric Stringer/ Getty Images

How many actors in Hollywood have Jake Gyllenhaal hair envy right now? Did you see him on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon earlier this week though? They did this (too long) sketch where they spat at each other the whole time and his hair, which has grown quite a bit on the top, would flop down over his forehead once in a while and it was a little 90s boybandy. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe: Shane Black’s best odd couple?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 23, 2016 19:42:31 March 23, 2016 19:42:31
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Cameron Spencer/ Mark Kolbe/ Getty Images

A new trailer for Shane Black’s film The Nice Guys has debuted and this movie looks f*cking fantastic. This is the theater-friendly green band trailer, which will undoubtedly be in front of Superhero Face Punch this weekend, so it’s missing some of the violent sight gags of the previous red band cut Full Story

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Alpha Idris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2016 19:21:36 March 23, 2016 19:21:36
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Splash News, AKM-GSI

Second time I’ve used “Alpha” in a title today. This one doesn’t seem so… hilarious, does it? The Jungle Book is due out April 15th. And as Sarah has previously written, it looks amazing. Shere Khan, the imposing tiger boss, is voiced by Idris Elba Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2016 18:16:57 March 23, 2016 18:16:57

I feel now that even I could be qualified for this job (Dlisted

Rihanna won’t have The Weeknd (Just Jared

After all these years, how is it still surprising how Posh eats? (Cele|bitchy

Courteney Cox without makeup but again, lighting is everything (TooFab

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom – more making out photos (Evil Beet

I wonder if Dina Lohan is disappointed (The Superficial

Love this outfit on Demi Lovato (Hollywood Tuna

As Duana said, this show is better than it has any business being…. and some of that is how it looks (Go Fug Yourself

Oh Jesus, Pierce Brosnan (Pajiba