The Daily Gorgessity: Emily Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

Word is she’s a sweetheard. And of course she’s incredibly gorgeous. Emily Blunt in Mean Magazine. After her scene-stealing turn in Prada and her Golden Globe win last year, Emily is has now joined the list of elite actresses offered the most prestigious roles. And how. Emily is scheduled to start shooting The Young Victoria in which she plays Queen Victoria in a film by none other than Martin Scorsese. Full Story

Wrinkled by Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 09:46:31 August 24, 2007 09:46:31

Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does it wrinkle? source Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: The SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 2 Week 2 – Tara Reid! It’s Week #3 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips Full Story

More Proof He’s Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

Christian Bale. One of the most sought after actors, matinee idol good looks, chooses not to take his career down a certain path, not a famewhore, devoted to his wife, doesn’t sell out, for all those who keep making excuses for celebrities, blaming the paparazzi for lack of privacy – it is possible, you see, not to be one of them. Full Story

The Hotness Loses his Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 07:33:00 August 24, 2007 07:33:00

Poor Becks! Transatlantic travel is taking its toll. Becks was in Europe earlier this week practicing for England’s friendly against Germany, then he flew back immediately to suit up for the LA Galaxy’s match against Chivas USA. In the first half, Chivas midfielder Jesse Marsch fouled him too hard, Becks lost his sh-t and got up in Jesse’s face, ready to throw down. Full Story

Perfect Prison Pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 07:10:57 August 24, 2007 07:10:57

Check it out. Nicole Richie’s booking photo yesterday. Cute, non? The secret when it comes to these girls is obviously dipping the chin. I try to remember this now when my friends are waving their cameras around at parties for immediate posting on Facebook. Funny thing is – have you had a passport photo taken recently? Because of increased security concerns, the guidelines for acceptable photos are super strict. Full Story

Every Lohan has a statement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

Lilo released a statement claiming contrition. She says she’s sorry. Or she is pretending to be sorry. Whatever the case, at the very least, she wants us to believe she’s sorry. Full Story

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Amy Winehouse, as of last night, despite cancelling her US tour 2 days ago to focus on her health, is still not in rehab and still living hardcore with that useless f&ck Blake Civil Fielder. Sad smutty details below.

And on the subject of sad smut, Britney is back in LA but wants to run to London and still no one knows what the crazy bitch will do at the VMAs. Until she drops out. Meanwhile, KFed is looking to send out another subpoena. More on that later.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Kaire N!

Contrite or Contrived?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 15:10:13 August 23, 2007 15:10:13

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. Full Story

The Madge Goes On

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 15:04:29 August 23, 2007 15:04:29

Madonna’s new single was leaked for a few hours today before Warner Bros took it down. The song is called The Beat Goes On. Not immediately catchy but it has a great hook and once again, she’s switched to an all new sound now. Heavily Timbaland influenced … me likey. More importantly, can’t wait to see the choreography she has planned for her new material. Full Story