The Natural Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Does this look like a face not poked by needles, not pulled by strings, not scrubbed by a surgeon? Apparently Nicole Kidman expects you to believe that yes, indeed, what you see is what was always meant to be. In a new interview with Marie Claire, Nicole says she is “natural”: "To be honest, I am completely natural. Full Story

Gwynnie & Mo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 12:07:08 November 6, 2007 12:07:08

My Gwyneth landing in NYC from London yesterday – as you can see, Gwyneth does not appear to be impressed with someone/something. Check out her snotnosed expression that I imagine was probably accompanied by an impatient expulsion of air: Ugh. I asked for a trolley made from recycled rubber. How hard can it be to follow simple instructions? source Full Story

KFed Jr Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 11:29:27 November 6, 2007 11:29:27

Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. Full Story

Becks in the Flesh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 11:09:54 November 6, 2007 11:09:54

Just got back from Vancouver Whitecaps/LA Galaxy presser, obviously the room was packed for one person and one person only though before describing Becks, just have to say, call me Cruise but Alexi Lalas is actually kinda hot too. Is it just me? So David was wearing an LA Galaxy shirt and training pants, very lean in person, and to be honest – I’m not feeling the hair or the facial growth (makes him look like a rat) so, while he is forever the quiveration, he has certainly looked better. Full Story

Glamour Honours Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course she and Ben stayed apart on the carpet. Full Story

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Relapse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 08:02:39 November 6, 2007 08:02:39

CAUTION: Disturbing photos! Relapse is a part of recovery. At Covenant House, I was told the average is well over 7 times. Pete Doherty has been through the cycle well over that. And while many were holding out hope after his most recent stint in rehab as a telltale “clean” bloat lodged itself all over his body, staying sober has become, yet again, a thing of the past. Full Story

Happy Pitts on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Amid wide speculation that she’s pregnant stemming from a cancelled trip to Italy after which it was reported by Italian press that she could not travel because she’s expecting, Angelina and Brad showed up last night in LA in support of Beowulf and though she was wearing an overcoat, those who saw her inside and on set say there is no bump. Full Story

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GMD at TRL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 07:09:35 November 6, 2007 07:09:35

He’s wearing more blush than his wife. And for the last time, would someone please tell him that wearing tight pants and standing with his legs far apart WILL NOT make him look taller??? But seriously… I’m so glad he did. It’s like a superhero caricature just before he lifts one arm into the air and blasts off with hot jets steaming out of his ass. Full Story

Monday, November 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s become an annual tradition: once Halloween is over, Love Actually begins – my favourite movie leading up the holidays, had my first 2007 viewing just last night, and while it does sound obnoxiously early, Christmas is only shockingly 7 weeks away.

Am back in Vancouver after a 72 hour round trip to London. Super short visit, no chance at Topshop, but what’s Topshop next to Hogwarts? More on that later. SO grateful to YOU for making these opportunities possible and as a token of my appreciation for supporting this site, please find here weekly holiday gift giving options including exclusive Harry Potter items, DVDs, swag bags, and more. Your support means the world. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Catching up from the weekend and fresh smut below. Am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 24th birthday to Bianca!

PPS. Hollywood’s current Golden “It” Boy, Shia LeBoeuf, arrested at a Walgreens in Chicago for being drunk and disorderly and refusing to leave the premises. Nothing like an intoxicated and belligerent celebrity with a sense of entitlement. Wonder if he pulled the “Do you know who I am? Card. It’s totally my favourite.

Stop Right Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Thank you very much… Something you thought you’d never, ever, ever see – Victoria Beckham, not only driving herself from the studio on Friday after rehearsals with the girls, but also… wait for it… wait for it… Wearing what looks like a sweatshirt! Maybe even fleece!!! Is it safe to drive with sunglasses at night? source Full Story

Love Actually in Costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Even though it’s Keira, these are so cute I can’t resist. She’s on set in costume shooting The Duchess surprised by a visit from boyfriend Rupert. Appears to be genuinely thrilled to see him as you can see from these uncomfortably voyeuristic shots of the two sharing a few tender moments. Full Story