Catalina Full of Grace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

LOVED Maria Full of Grace. If you haven’t seen it, you must …if for no other reason than to witness the beginning of what promises to be an amazing career. Catalina Sandino Moreno is a star. Here she is last week at the 2007 Hispanic Heritage Awards – total gorgessity and also, if memory serves, a one time one night partner with Jakey G. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse Needs a Haircut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Hot Harry on a Horse at a rugby match the other day. Definitely a little too much summer beer indulgence, but a quick colonic will take care of that. More of an issue for me is the hair. The hair is too long. Too long and as a result too puffy. Bad hair is a quiveration killer. Can you imagine Chelsea straddling him and cutting it herself? I can. Full Story

The Pants Still Suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Proof was on tv the other day. My Gwyneth crying after sex with Jakey G – the most cringe-inducing scene ever. But still… he is so hot in that movie, so f&cking beautiful, it really is a shame about those pants. The pants are a huge problem. Take a look at Jakey arriving in London the other day to promote Rendition – a movie so disappointing critics actually WALKED OUT during the screening at TIFF – persisting with that beard and completely clueless about how to properly wear a pair of pants. Full Story

Toned Ass, Broke Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Lindsay Lohan is clean, healthy, and happy…and it shows in her ass! She has a great ass, non? Here’s Lilo a few days ago in Utah just before heading back to LA for a couple of weeks worth of work before supposedly returning to Utah for further out-patient rehabilitation. The work apparently is a necessity as the News of the World Full Story

Hollywood Fluid Exchange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You will recall, he also spent some time with her post-prison at her Malibu beach house this summer – photos attached – though Kid recently told Rolling Stone nothing went down: “I regret to inform all of you on and offline tabloid junkies that I am not dating nor have been intimate with Paris Hilton. Full Story

The Julia Factor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Went to a screening last week and saw a preview of Charlie Wilson’s War. Had forgotten what it was like to Julia Roberts on screen. Have never loved her, can’t stand her in fact, but have also never disputed why she is a star. Why she is the biggest star. Because Julia Roberts can light up a screen like no one else. Full Story

Little Sci the Glutton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

SO cute! New photos of Little Sci with her mother and grandmother (the scientological one) in Germany. As you can see, gluttonous Little Sci is double fisting her baby bottles – hee. Apparently the GMD and his family have had to extend their stay in Berlin after a chemical error resulted in the destruction of several rolls of film and consequently a few more weeks of reshoots - just another snafu in a long list that has plagued the movie from the start. Full Story

Friday, October 12, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So Britney showed up in court and argued her case. Some say she was “respectful”, others report she was argumentative and sarcastic though whatever her attitude, she has now been awarded a compromise…and could be headed on tour? More on that later. Ugh. Hopefully just one post today…will try, try, try.

Three Whiskers Orly Bloom was involved in a car accident early this morning. Hopefully he’s ok. Hopefully his hooking up with a Simpson tranny didn’t impair his senses?

Friday – posting all day, check back often. Also – will be on Molson That’s Hockey tonight on TSN at 7pm EST dishing on… Sidney Crosby!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled a hit and run. So he stayed. Full Story

Pregnant & Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Halle… Always Halle… Totally gorgessity in NYC and the most delicious booties ever. Halle is currently promoting Things We Lost in the Fire co-starring Benicio del Toro - two Oscar winners delivering two tour de force performances in roles that were originally intended for white actors. Full Story

Random Hot Hookup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Josh Hartnett and Rihanna? Us Weekly is reporting that they were making out  last night in NYC. So random but I TOTALLY get it. On both sides. Because despite his eyebrow issues, Josh is the hotness. And Rihanna. Well… she’s Rihanna. Look at her. But he’s a belt conquistador isn’t he? Scarjo, Helena Christensen, several models including a one night snogfest with Gisele Bundchen and a 2 week fling with Sienna Miller – all in the last 18 months. Full Story