Matching Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 09:46:12 October 11, 2007 09:46:12

Uma and Arky last night at the Happy Hearts Fund gala. Maybe it’s just the lighting, maybe it’s the cameras…but there’s a telltale glassy quality to their eyes that goes very well with the pinned pupils. My smutty sense is tingling. Maybe it’s just me. He’s a total beast in that tux though. Full Story

Carpet Whore Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 09:23:00 October 11, 2007 09:23:00

At TIFF 2006, I remember it was Lance Bass and his man-purse Reichen making the rounds. Everywhere. For no reason. They had nothing to promote, nothing to support. And still they showed up to the opening of a can of tuna, that’s how pathetic. Funniest moment was when the press circuit was gathered on a carpet towards the end of the festival and a limo pulled up. Full Story

Gossip at a Conference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 09:11:35 October 11, 2007 09:11:35

Shameless self promotion – click away if you can’t stand. Am doing an "intimate chat" thing at the Vancouver Chapter of the CPRS this evening at Robson Square. Topics: the blog, the gossip, the business of gossip and there will be a Q&A to follow. For tickets call 604-633-1433. Full Story

Chicken Fried Spoke Too Soon!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 08:52:14 October 11, 2007 08:52:14

I wrote earlier that she hadn’t been out late in a week. Spoke too soon. And gave this f&cking moron too much credit. So Britney asked the court yesterday for a hearing this morning to allow her overnight visits with her babies. Needless to say, by attending in person, she would have further demonstrated her commitment to being a caring and responsible parent. Full Story

Shades of Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

I’m not saying Reese doesn’t look amazing. Because she does. She looks lovely. Lovely…and boring and she’s been wearing the same dress since January at the Golden Globes which of course at the time was all kindsa yellow fabulous but after 10 farking months of the same shape and the same cut and the same strapless, it’s shades of Aniston all over again. Full Story

Crack Love Displaced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 08:12:38 October 11, 2007 08:12:38

Seems hard to believe, non? That Kate Moss has yet to reunite with that festering junkie Pete Doherty? Love Displacement… is that what it’s called? Because it’s not as though she’s SINGLE and staying away from Pete. She’s actually back in love with someone new - Jamie Hince who apparently isn’t a junkie – and so for now the ache of Crack Love is temporarily soothed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Overnights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

So her mother is back in her life, she’s apparently passed several drug tests, she’s actually managed to stay off the club scene for almost a week… and in her mind, it’s a complete turnaround. Which is why Britney’s legal team is heading to court this morning to ask for expanded custody visits that will enable her to keep her boys overnight. Full Story

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

EUPHORIA!!!

And not because Britney passed her random drug tests.

If you are a Radiohead fan, chances are we were doing the same thing bright just a few hours ago. Radiohead In Rainbows was available for download late last night in North America. Brilliant doesn’t even begin. Unlike last night’s episode of Gossip Girl.

Ugh. How embarrassing to gush over a show and then have it suck donkey balls the same day. Worst gift-wrapped ending, like, ever. Why is the sickening spirit of Oprah virtually inescapable? Blake Lively’s hair merits one more week. Redemption hopefully on the way.

Wednesday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Only Pretty Girls…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

Can get away with this. And what I mean by that is that this dress is all kindsa ass but Shannyn Sossamon’s pretty STILL manages to shine though. Take a good look at that face - even after you’ve cringed at that first communion nightmare, it doesn’t take away from her gorgessity, does it? See? Only really pretty girls can pull this off, although she’s much much better with short funky hair. Full Story

Oh… Bitch… Please!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

This kind of sh-t is straight up insulting. As if Tara Reid has looked like this, or at least believably so, since 2002. Do I need to put up that photo of her mangled tit as a reminder? Check out Tara in the latest FHM – minus the stomach scarring and the lumpy abdominal alcohol deposits we’ve all seen from candids at the beach. Full Story

So Far the Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 13:34:23 October 10, 2007 13:34:23

And soooo much better than that drag queen wedding dress from last week. SPOILER - LOOK AWAY IF YOU MUST!!! Turns out that scene was apparently from a dream sequence so the initial character assumption that Carrie is not the marrying kind is intact. Full Story