Jen’s new cover

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a slump last year, Stephen Huvane has come out swinging. Brilliant, brilliant manoeuvres of late and a formidable sparring partner for the Pitts – matching them move for move so far after getting his ass handed to him last year. Love it. Last week we were teased – Jennifer Aniston spotted with a new dude, reported by People. Full Story

Posh: Paris, Karl, and green stuff from the sea

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was Karl Lagerfeld who designed Victoria’s tongue-in-cheek style atrocity last night at the UK Glamour Awards. Of course it was. Look at those gloves. Only Karl would approve of that kind of “upstagery”, only the militant Karl and his missing bitch beating fan would appreciate that even Posh has “fat days” – days when she doesn’t feel like trying on clothes, even at Chanel, because of some embarrassing (though imaginary) bloat. Full Story

Vanity Fair: The Africa Covers

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“These are incredible people of our time, involved in this effort to make Africa better, to get Africa self-sufficient, and to try to get rid of aids on the continent." Shot by Annie Leibovitz on 20 different covers – 21 major names posing for Africa like a “visual chain letter” promoting awareness and discussion about the future of Africa. Full Story

Porn and Perfection

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s his hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can only be perfected between the sheets. And how. Full Story

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Dirty Sexy Money. Great title, great show, announced yesterday at the CTV Upfronts with Donald Sutherland on hand to support. Starring Peter Krause, debuting this Fall, Dirty Sexy is one of next season’s most highly anticipated new shows. Had the opportunity to interview Sutherland, was super nervous – me I mean – but he is a legend and the sweetest ever.

Also a member of the cast present yesterday – Samaire Armstrong, best known perhaps for playing Anna on The OC, one time some time friend of Lindsay Lohan…with hopefully not too much in common anymore? She’s adorable but, well, she seriously wasn’t lookin’ too good.

PS. Did you know it’s pronounced Sameerah?

And then there’s Gossip Girl based on the books – latest offering from The OC’s Josh Schwartz. Have a thing for high school shows, and Gossip Girl is 100% a high school show: 90210 in NYC for the Facebook generation.

Will there be another Friday Night Lights? Will another series achieve perfection? Doubtful. But they say Dirty Sexy Money is the next Sopranos…stay tuned.

Had the pleasure of joining Proud FM in Toronto this morning for a radio chat. Morning segment is hosted by Ken Costick and Mary Jo Eustace. Mary Jo Eustace, formerly of What’s for Dinner, and more notoriously formerly of KFed Jr. Seeing Mary Jo in person, 40 is the new 30, SO beautiful even at the crack of dawn with nary a trace of makeup, and funny and sharp and reserved in that waspy, classy way…

And all passed for Tori Spelling?

Golddigging greed can clearly make a man deaf, dumb, blind, and straight up f*ckin’ stupid. Yes, Junior, I’m talking to you.

Finally, Shemar Moore kissed me in an elevator (watch eTalk tonight) and had the pleasure of hangin’ with the cast of Degrassi. Here’s Shemar with eTalk host Tanya Kim and me with my girl Du and the adorable Lauren Collins…aka Paige.

My dress is The Poem – Joyce Ma for Sweet Chemise. Keeps the wobbly bits in check.

Tuesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Concrete Tits & Camel Toe

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh.My.sh-t. Now THIS is for the Hall of Chav!!! This is what Victoria Beckham chose to wear to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London. Ha! Look closely y’all. WARNING CRASS…but look closely at the cooch. It’s heave on one side. Yet another attempt to usurp attention away from everyone and anyone else. Full Story

My Gwyneth eats pizza???

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Must be organic, made from ingredients grown on some mountain, sprinkled with heavenly rainwater and blessed with a lotus. Check out my Gwyneth the other night and the scraggly hair you hate so much looking freshfaced and casual with a take out bag after dinner at a pizza joint. As you can see she’s leaving with a doggie bag. Full Story

Still Employed…but starving?

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently Enrique Iglesias was joking when he said last week that he was divorced and single. Which is about as funny as his other jokes about having a small penis. Anyway, here’s Anna, rumoured to still be his wife and therefore still employed, at the 22nd Sports Spectacular the other day, not that she could ever have been called a professional athlete, but even less so these days given her alarmingly little body. Full Story

New Love with Benefits

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Criss Angel – Cam’s new dude, another one of those extreme illusionists going to the brink of death in order to make headlines, turn a quick buck. Latest stunt involved him in a locked box and cement, can’t be bothered to care what exactly he was doing… just know that prior to kicking off his gimmick, he sent a media-friendly message to his lady, guaranteeing him more column space than had he kept his mouth shut: “This is dedicated to my new girl. Full Story

The Ultimate Love Letter

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total cheese…but I can’t help it. Am swept away. And it wasn’t even for me. A little over the top of course but the Pitts have a message to convey, a conveniently timed f&ck you to the tabloids who insist their love is on the rocks. Au contraire, Brad Pitt is clearly in love with his baby mother, or at least wants you to believe it, and to show her, and us, he commissioned a love letter engraved in gold, enclosed in a gold envelope, delivered on the occasion of the couple’s triumphant trip to Cannes. Full Story

Shameful Attraction

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am embarrassed. Call me Cruise but have to be honest… since his haircut, John Mayer has been crossing the Hot/Not Spectrum, gliding from Nasty Pasty to Surprisingly Sexy. Am I off my tree? Is it clever photography? Have a look – promo shots of a much prettier John…not enough to quiver but certainly enough to stare. Full Story