Quiver Quantum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 11:07:00 June 30, 2008 11:07:00

No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s seeing Wanted tonight and will probably ache some more. Full Story

Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 10:56:18 June 30, 2008 10:56:18

The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story

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June 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 10:50:23 June 30, 2008 10:50:23

Happy Birthday Tomarra W! You are the best friend a girl could possibly have and all of your friends love you dearly. Keri, Zoë, and Cindy To Hilary… or Hoe as your family loves to call you… hope you had a kick ass day yesterday. Happy Birthday! With so much love from your big sister (8 siblings!?!?), Jennifer. Full Story

Friday, June 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Spain will play on! Which means another game for Iker. Ohhhh Iker.

But here’s the Iker dilemma: does Iker look as good in street clothes as he does on the pitch? That’s what makes Becks Becks, right? That he can own a suit and wear the sh*t out of a pair of jeans. Am worried Iker cannot do the same. Am afraid to see any candids. Please don’t send any candids. At least until after Sunday. Go SPAIN!

So the Brange bump emerged yesterday – In Touch Weekly paid for these exclusive shots of the Jolie, still very much pregnant less than a week ago which would make Entertainment Tonight’s story that she’d already delivered very much not true. The magazine claims Angie is on bedrest until the Holy Twins arrive. How fortunate for the photographer shooting this image that he/she happened to be there during the few minutes of the day she was allowed to be out and about!

By the way…have you heard? Wanted opens today. Am seeing it tomorrow. You?

Friday – am home! Online all day. Refresh often and have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Donald Trump is not hiding away a mistress.

PPS. The Doll Me Up fashion show presented by the fashion graduates of John Casablancas Institute goes down July 4th at the Roundhouse Community Centre in Vancouver featuring designs from The Block, Nouvelle Nouvelle, Mintage, One of a Few, Dace, In the Pink, Tyte Lids, Horizon Eyewear, Fusion and Warren, as well as JCI students Joscelyne Schroeder, Antonella Pica, Kim McFarlane, Shanda Rogoschewsky and Harmin Kaur.

All proceeds will support Covenant House Vancouver which just launched its new website! Michelle…I LOVE it.

For Doll Me Up tickets, contact Julia Chan at (604) 773-8360 or [email protected]. See you there? And then we all head to George Michael together? GEORGE MICHAEL!

PPPS. Cover Girl smutty sponsorship week concludes today with celebrity Gotta Have It style porn and a relic from the 80s that I really, really want. Click here to see.

Rihanna on a Bloat Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 13:22:00 June 27, 2008 13:22:00

Please. On anyone else this striped little jumpsuit is a disastrous frump. Can you imagine Jessica Simpson? But it’s Rihanna. Rihanna can wear almost anything. She was shopping in Hollywood yesterday on what constitutes for her a casual day. Or even a bloated day. This is what a bloat day for Rihanna looks like. Full Story

Good Hair, Crazy Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 13:03:54 June 27, 2008 13:03:54

Coldplay performed on The Today Show this morning… here’s Chris Martin showing off a thick head of hair. Good hair. Apple and Moses will grow up with good hair too. As for his eyes… time to play the funnest game: Photo Assumption! When we make like the tabloids and come to conclusions on the basis of a photograph! Is Chris just super energetic and into his music or is there cause for the crazy in his eyes? What? No! Chris is a health nut. Full Story

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Becks & Iker: Love Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 09:53:43 June 27, 2008 09:53:43

So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story

B Casual, B Cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:52:19 June 27, 2008 08:52:19

Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport in London yesterday on her way to Cork for Jay-Z’s performance. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:28:59 June 27, 2008 08:28:59

This is how Disney sells Miley (DListed )

Who’s with the twins when her breasts are full and there’s no nanny? (Hollywood Tuna )

Will Dollhouse finally make her a huge star? (Drunken Stepfather  site NSFW)

A $3 million wedding…but how does she treat her staff? (INO )

Kate Moss goes poo? But doesn’t cocaine constipate? (Holy Moly )

Spock is my new boyfriend (Cele|bitchy )

Matching Abs, Lasting Marriage (IDLYITW )

Silent Liz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:02:57 June 27, 2008 08:02:57

As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. Full Story

Prunes at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 07:13:32 June 27, 2008 07:13:32

MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. The suckage seems extra, non? And the hair! My hair!!! LOOOVE the braid! Also worthy of note: Mary Kate isn’t scary skinny anymore. Full Story