No sh-t on the Midas Touch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy anyway and that contrary to speculation, Jive (her label) is confident in her comeback and although a “little nervous” for her VMAs performance because…well…because she’s crazy and also because no one has any idea what she’s planning, Jive totally believes her new album will be straight up sick when it finally comes out. Full Story

La Vie En Rose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 15:34:14 August 22, 2007 15:34:14

LaineyMovies – the 2nd review. We’ve conceived the design for the LaineyMovies and LaineyBooks pages, only people are on holiday, other tech upgrades had to be made first, blah blah blah. I’m hoping September. I’m sorry for sucking. Having said that, it doesn’t mean the content can’t be posted on the main page. Full Story

The Alba Player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

A flirtation in Vancouver, cuddling and kissing a Euro dude last week, now I’m hearing that Jessica Alba dashed back to LA this morning and is on the beach in the Palisades walking arm and arm with Cash Warren! Who was this mystery man? And how will she explain it? Alba Bitch is player. Full Story

How Much Longer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, she has a crazy body, only 21, and currently shooting How to Lose Friends with Simon Pegg. Full Story

Crazy Runs Away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 12:44:40 August 22, 2007 12:44:40

Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in and used the loo. The woman in question was wearing a nasty ass wig and looked like sh-t. Full Story

Heels for Every Occasion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 10:46:48 August 22, 2007 10:46:48

Victoria Beckham dropping Cruz off for day camp in – what else? – sky high stilettos. Apparently she can’t walk in flats anymore. No…seriously. Cruz is 2 and a half. And I can hear it now, though I have no opinion on the matter given I don’t have any of my own…but the sanctimonious criticism from the mommy crowd is already gaining momentum. Full Story

The Perfect Henry is a Perfect Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 10:10:00 August 22, 2007 10:10:00

Sorry…can’t stop griping. Christian Bale should totally play Henry in The Time Traveller’s Wife. Eric Bana, whatever. But here he is last night at the premiere of 3:10 to Yuka with his wife Sidi. And as picture perfect as they look here, they are even more so in person. Not for the cameras but behind them. Full Story

Richie Maternity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 08:37:27 August 22, 2007 08:37:27

After being turned away from Canada the other day, Nicole Richie is back in LA, shopping of course, and totally killin’ it with her personal interpretation of maternity fashion. Love the grey one piece. Full Story

Hindsight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 08:17:25 August 22, 2007 08:17:25

I admit…I was a Britney. Sure Christina had more raw talent and the better voice but still, Britney had that “It”. “IT”, unfortunately, turned out to be dumb as f&ck and lazy as ass. Meanwhile, the best will always prevail. Which is why Christina Aguilera has so gracefully evolved her career. Full Story

Crack Love is Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 07:56:11 August 22, 2007 07:56:11

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty – after throwing him out dramatically and leaking to the papers her commitment to staying away from him and getting in shape and going to the gym and focusing on her daughter – well, of course they’re back together. For almost a week now the two have been shacked up in secret at Claridges, throwing raucous parties, probably getting sh-tfaced stoned. Full Story

Attempted Murder is Not a Felony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 07:17:22 August 22, 2007 07:17:22

For you and me? Maybe. But for Lindsay Lohan? For a celebrity who twice – that we know of, that she was arrested for – climbs behind the wheel of her car, drunk and stoned off her tree, and attempts to murder everyone on the road...this is evidently not a felony. As it turns out, the LA DA’s office will likely not be pressing charges, will likely drop the charges to misdemeanors instead, which means the most, most, most Lilo will face behind bars – which isn’t likely anyway – is 4 days. Full Story