Rihanna on a Bloat Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 13:22:00 June 27, 2008 13:22:00

Please. On anyone else this striped little jumpsuit is a disastrous frump. Can you imagine Jessica Simpson? But it’s Rihanna. Rihanna can wear almost anything. She was shopping in Hollywood yesterday on what constitutes for her a casual day. Or even a bloated day. This is what a bloat day for Rihanna looks like. Full Story

Good Hair, Crazy Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 13:03:54 June 27, 2008 13:03:54

Coldplay performed on The Today Show this morning… here’s Chris Martin showing off a thick head of hair. Good hair. Apple and Moses will grow up with good hair too. As for his eyes… time to play the funnest game: Photo Assumption! When we make like the tabloids and come to conclusions on the basis of a photograph! Is Chris just super energetic and into his music or is there cause for the crazy in his eyes? What? No! Chris is a health nut. Full Story

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Becks & Iker: Love Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 09:53:43 June 27, 2008 09:53:43

So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story

B Casual, B Cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:52:19 June 27, 2008 08:52:19

Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport in London yesterday on her way to Cork for Jay-Z’s performance. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:28:59 June 27, 2008 08:28:59

This is how Disney sells Miley (DListed )

Who’s with the twins when her breasts are full and there’s no nanny? (Hollywood Tuna )

Will Dollhouse finally make her a huge star? (Drunken Stepfather  site NSFW)

A $3 million wedding…but how does she treat her staff? (INO )

Kate Moss goes poo? But doesn’t cocaine constipate? (Holy Moly )

Spock is my new boyfriend (Cele|bitchy )

Matching Abs, Lasting Marriage (IDLYITW )

Silent Liz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:02:57 June 27, 2008 08:02:57

As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. Full Story

Prunes at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 07:13:32 June 27, 2008 07:13:32

MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. The suckage seems extra, non? And the hair! My hair!!! LOOOVE the braid! Also worthy of note: Mary Kate isn’t scary skinny anymore. Full Story

How Lonely Boy is spending his summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:59:48 June 27, 2008 06:59:48

SPOILER ALERT!!! Look away now if you can’t stand it! More photos from the set of Gossip Girl – Lonely Boy Dan kissing Serena. Well that didn’t take long. If it makes the final cut, that is. Another girl with the hair I want. Thank you for all your email suggestions about the beach waves. Full Story

The Double Save-Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:47:06 June 27, 2008 06:47:06

Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass meanwhile is also suffering a setback. Full Story

Granny Freezeā€™s Frozen Anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:27:06 June 27, 2008 06:27:06

It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made its way to the church, and several journalists and members of the media invited to attend. Full Story

Chuck Bass at the beach with boobs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:04:22 June 27, 2008 06:04:22

Gossip Girl shooting on the beach yesterday – as you can see, Chuck Bass is surrounded by topless beauties which accounts for the pervy smarm all over his face. Not a bad way to spend a day at work. Unless he’s gay…which is what’s been recently suggested. Full Story