April 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2008 08:05:00 April 8, 2008 08:05:00

Happy 22nd Birthday Kat P with love from Steph who is too broke and too busy with papers and exams to send a gift just now. She says it’s coming though…hold her to it! For Heather – am sorry to hear what happened. Sending you a big hug and hoping you’re taking a few days off. Full Story

Monday, April 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Avril Lavigne was shut out at the Junos in favour of Feist. And rightly so. But the highlight of the night course had to be my girl Jully Black. Jully f*cking killed it. So Canada got it right… and Canada also got it very, very, very wrong.

Because Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton brought her disease to Montreal this weekend to launch her assy shoe collection and people actually came out to meet her, greet her, and support her. They willingly submitted to infection. They spent money on her sh*t designs.

Who are these people? And what the f&ck is wrong with you?

You want to buy something? Buy Jully’s CD. Or Measha Brueggergosman’s. But don’t waste the valuable Canadian dollar on a virus!!! Am. I. Wrong???

More on the Junos, including thoughts on meeting Michael Buble and all the parties and also the Calgary gossip night to be posted today and tomorrow.

Monday – live blogging between travel. Check back often. Haven’t slept since Saturday – spelling will be shoddy. Please don’t hate. Also, party hopping all nighters mean swag, swag, swag. My swag is your swag. Giveaways to come… a bag is one of them.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Kate Bosworth is not cranky. Neither is Renee Zellweger.

How Chace Broke Free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 11:42:00 April 7, 2008 11:42:00

Carrie Idol’s snippy bitch came loose yesterday during Idol Gives Back when she was asked about Chace Crawford. She snapped that they actually broke up over text message and while she insists it was a mutual decision, given her choice of words, clearly the girl is bitter. "It was completely mutual. Full Story

The Thinnification of Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 09:01:00 April 7, 2008 09:01:00

At Idol Gives Back last night, Mimi posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She says she’s been working hard with her trainer and eating well… it shows! Mimi Cheese has a slammin’ body. And the best part is there’s really no cause to worry. Full Story

Gay on a Plane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 08:35:00 April 7, 2008 08:35:00

Can you believe it? Can you believe Tom Ford actually carries his own bag? Check it out – Tom at LAX toting his own tote. Am shocked. Because Tom Ford is totally the type to have a bag bitch. Some young gay panting to do his bidding while Tom tells him repeatedly he is worthless. I would be Tom’s bag bitch faster than you can say faghag. Full Story

Beckham Porn at Elton John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 06:51:55 April 7, 2008 06:51:55

Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn. But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very sweet. Full Story

Cam & Gerry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 06:49:00 April 7, 2008 06:49:00

Gerard Butler superfans aren’t exactly known to be the most sane of the lot, so it’ll be interesting to see how they’ll react to this one: Gerry is tapping Cammie on the sly. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? According to the UK Mirror Full Story

Sticking Up For Sarah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:39:04 April 7, 2008 04:39:04

George Clooney has it bad. Because whatever Sarah Larson is selling him has gotten him so hot and bothered he’s not only declaring his love publicly, he’s also declaring an enemy of anyone who dares to cross her. George gave an interview to the New Yorker  Full Story

Pip’n’Ass at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:31:00 April 7, 2008 04:31:00

Some important person in Hollywood was married Saturday night and the wedding brought out some young heavy hitters including an Olsen, a Speedman, a Pipqueak, and a Shelf Ass. Here are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way out of the reception. As you can see from Shelfy’s smug ass expression, someone is very, very, very happy to be greeted by the paps. Full Story

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Olsen at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:26:49 April 7, 2008 04:26:49

Ashley attended a wedding in honour of some stylist in Hollywood and while leaving decided to pull a move like this – using a mask to cover her face so as not be photographed. Obviously it didn’t work. And while it’s certainly obnoxious and more than a little lame, on the spectrum of famewhoring hypocrisy, I also wouldn’t say that Ashley Olsen is on the Paris extreme. Full Story

Gwyneth at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:22:49 April 7, 2008 04:22:49

Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to the wedding. Looks better in photos. I agree. Full Story