Cheater Uninterrupted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 07:15:43 January 21, 2008 07:15:43

The recent embarrassment and exposure has not deterred Cheese from cheating. When his much better half is in town, he of course is on his best behaviour. Especially since she seems to have forgiven and forgotten. Or perhaps she’s much less savvy than we’ve all given her credit for. But a return to the road means a return to the rock’n’roll lifestyle. Full Story

Friday, January 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Not even a Chicken Fried personality disorder can take the spotlight off Tom Cruise this week. It has been epic, non? And there’s more.

Many of you have emailed enquiring as to the whereabouts of Tom’s two older children who, after being papped on a weekly basis on the soccer pitch, have seemingly vanished for almost a year. Finally a sighting last night. Photos too.

And Sundance kicked off yesterday in quiverating fashion – Colin Farrell arrived. Yum. More on that later. For the next 10 days, Park City will be swarmed by celebrities, some who are coming for legitimate film-related reasons and some who are coming because they are dirty famewhores, like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Who happens to have scheduled a photoshoot in Utah during the festival…just because.

And what’s up Arizona??? Am coming to the Superbowl!!! First time in Phoenix – can’t wait! If you’re around, don’t hesitate to get in touch!

Once again – will be trying to make a worthy contribution to Team Blogger on Test the Nation on Sunday. CBC at 8pm. Play along!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Once again, just to clarify, I repeat, Holiday Detox is NOT Gwyneth Paltrow. Also not Kate Beckinsale. As mentioned previously, am told that the Lainey Lurv Facebook group has an extensive riddle archive. Will probably be helpful for the new riddle on the way…

PPS. Love to Nadia from Natasha – Happy Birthday!

PPPS. Also Happy Birthday Hailey from Team Awesome!

PPPPS. From Cindie to Kim on her 28th – all the best for an amazing year.

PPPPPS. To the UBC Law Women’s Caucus and the Law Students for Choice – enjoy your party today. Heard it’s going to be an 80s prom/airband competition. Am jealous!

Mandy Can’t Pose in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 00:00:00 January 18, 2008 00:00:00

Adore Mandy Moore. But she’s never been able to look comfortable on a carpet. See attached – Mandy last night at the Venetian all weird and awkward. Gorgeous, yes. All over the curves, yes. But there’s an effort element here that you can smell without having to be there…know what I mean? Having said that, as you can see, Mandy is undeniably gorgeous. Full Story

Christina Ricci > Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 09:53:20 January 18, 2008 09:53:20

The blunt bangs and bob on Katie make a young girl look 50. On Christina Ricci, it’s an interesting face made funkier and keeps the forehead hidden. Check out Christina last night at the Venetian in Vegas. Like Selma Blair, as mentioned yesterday, once upon a time Christina was allergic to food. Full Story

Sex & the City Sin City Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 00:00:00 January 18, 2008 00:00:00

The Venetian opened a new tower last night in Vegas and celebrities were on hand to commemorate the occasion. Hottest among them? Jason Lewis… Fresh off shooting in Malibu for the Sex & The City movie with Kim Cattrall, here’s Jason with Willie Garson on the carpet. As usual, he is gorgeous. Full Story

Robobride Gets Fried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 00:00:00 January 18, 2008 00:00:00

Katie is getting slaughtered by critics for her role in Mad Money – then again, the MiniVan Majority doesn’t listen to critics or people with taste! New York Post:  “And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes”…“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary…Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?” The New York Times:  “The movie’s weakest link. Full Story

Post Baby Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 07:11:51 January 18, 2008 07:11:51

Damn. Look who bounced back without looking skeletal like 10 minutes after baby? Check out Salma Hayek on the town. Wow. I’ve never looked this good and I’ve never had a baby either. Bitch. source Full Story

Chicken Fried Multiple Personalities?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:53:23 January 18, 2008 06:53:23

It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’s British Girl when she’s supposed to be in court and refuses, she won’t be able to account for it by the time she reverts to whatever “normal girl” happens to be. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:36:57 January 18, 2008 06:36:57

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

The Pride of Canada Keeps Us Proud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:32:06 January 18, 2008 06:32:06

Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October- Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’s changed her mind. - Pam and Rick party hardcore, Pam is seen looking cranked leaving a Hollywood club- by New Year’s Pam is once again alone. Full Story

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Every day a new creepy Cruise video. Every day the GMD provides new laughs. It has been a great week so far indeed. But it has been a regular week in the life of Britney Spears. Last night she wore a short skirt and ripped fishnets, went shopping, then made Kitson open up at 2am for an after hours spree, all for the paps of course, with whom she conversed freely, smiling the entire time.

Remember that sense of entitlement? It’s alive and kicking and smeared with chicken fried grease. And definitely not sad smut.

Hopefully that’s the last of her for today. This is, after all, the week of Xenu. Praise Xenu!

Thursday, new posts all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,