Kiki & Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:55:16 October 5, 2007 09:55:16

My Kiki showed up at the Chanel show for Paris fashion week today. As you can see, she looks perfect. As you can see, she still loves her Ray-Bans. And as you can see, Karl promptly threw himself at her for the photo op. Another runway, another season, and the bitchbeating fan is still missing. The world is a dimmer place. Full Story

Uma with Arki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:39:38 October 5, 2007 09:39:38

I totally get the Euro Hot. Arpad (Arki) Busson is 100% Euro Hot. Am all over it. And Uma is too. Uma’s last boyfriend Andre Balasz was cut from the same mold. Only Arki allegedly has some very bad habits. Ones that Elle Macpherson supposedly couldn’t be around if she wanted to stay clean. Full Story

Chicken Fried Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:28:11 October 5, 2007 09:28:11

Can we sum up her week? A judge takes her babies away. She is forced to hand them over to her golddigging slime of an ex husband who now looks like an all star. She is legally required to be drug tested twice a week and can only be with her children under supervision. She also has to suffer the indignity of being coached as a parent and then evaluated by the state. Full Story

Rare Miss in Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:10:23 October 5, 2007 09:10:23

Natalie Portman at the premiere of The Darjeeling Limited last night. Always beautiful of course but that dress sucks too much ass. Weird and bunchy around the waist, totally unflattering and tenting her tits across the top… definitely not her best look. As for the maybe gaybe boyfriend issue – it appears you are still split evenly down the middle. Full Story

Hot Asians on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 08:02:50 October 5, 2007 08:02:50

After what appeared to be a shaky start, looks like Patricia Field has found her footing – Lucy Liu’s wardrobe in Cashmere Mafia has shown significant improvement. And this outfit is no exception. That little dress is unbelievable. And that man beside her is even better. HOT Asian man’s name is Jack Yang. Full Story

Without Heath

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:38:31 October 5, 2007 07:38:31

Michelle Williams looking lovely and blonde again at last night’s premiere of I’m Not There. Heath was not there. And of course he hasn’t been there for months. Which is part of the reason why they split. Now that she’s single, she’s actually tying to smile more. This is a good thing. Full Story

Thinnification Update – Rumer Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:19:14 October 5, 2007 07:19:14

Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud. Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch up. I do love the hair. The hair looks amazing. Full Story

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

She certainly does love her freedom, non? Every time Britney’s supposed to be in court fighting for her boys, she checks into a first class hotel instead. What’s that all about anyway? Do drug dealers roam the halls of the Beverly Hills Four Seasons? In Hollywood, it’s actually not a stretch. I’ve seen 16 year olds snorting cocaine off a toilet paper dispenser in the washroom at the Roosevelt and management didn’t seem to care. Trust me…that entire town is f&cked.

But at least Britney has her career, right?

As I first reported exclusively the other day, her label is so jazzed about how well Gimme More sold on iTunes, it will release Gimme More the video on iTunes tomorrow (Friday) followed by an official MTV debut on Sunday night.

Finally watched this week’s Gossip Girl last night on PVR. As my friend Lara said the other day – Girl sh-t is the Best sh-t and what B did to S at the Ivy Mixer was epic. It’s high school for adults and I’m telling you…if you loved 90210, give Gossip Girl a chance.

Thursday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations to Tamsin – last day before moving on to better opportunities. Good luck!

PPS. And to Nicole as well for passing the CPA exam. Hope you had a proper celebration…if not, you MUST this weekend!

Planet Terror Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 15:34:19 October 4, 2007 15:34:19

It was released in theatres as one LOOONG movie – Grindhouse presents Death Proof directed by Quentin Tarantino and Planet Terror by Robert Rodriguez who, despite the fact that he’s a cheating slime, is one sexy motherf&cker. Owen Gleiberman from Entertainment Weekly has called Planet Terror “an instant classic” and while both films received largely positive reviews, most critics also seemed to agree that Planet Terror was slightly more entertaining. Full Story

Afternoon Email with the Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 15:18:50 October 4, 2007 15:18:50

Deny it to your bosses but you know what you do all day at work when you’re not working. What you do is email your girlfriends and your gays. About nothing and everything. My Main ‘Mo Darren and I are currently discussing Bali. He just got back on a two week trip and paid less than $2K for flight, accommodation, and food. Full Story

Taupe Tours Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 14:56:39 October 4, 2007 14:56:39

Jennifer Garner is currently in Europe promoting The Kingdom. You’d think she’d step up her game for the continent, non? Non. Here’s Taupe yesterday in Paris wearing the most beautiful dark pink dress and the Laziest.Hair.Ever. That is until tonight in London. Another distinctive gown that my Kiki would have totally owned but on Taupe she looks like she’s just brushed her teeth and is about to hop into bed. Full Story