Hello Bar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 13:35:54 August 15, 2007 13:35:54

You know her as Leo’s girlfriend. A model, of course. From Israel. Thing with Bar is that I can never remember what she looks like. You know how that is? Not to say she isn’t gorgeous but not in that way where you can always see her face when you close your eyes. I can always see Gisele. Having said that, this is probably the best shoot of I’ve seen. Full Story

Sienna Miller: Tom Ford in agreement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 12:36:48 August 15, 2007 12:36:48

Some select scans from Sienna’s September spread in Vogue – not terribly breathtaking. Especially for the most important issue of the year. And remember, I like Sienna these days. The interview itself isn’t all that insightful either. Sienna is flighty and endearing, she is sweet and charming, she is honest but also contrived – she worships Keith Richards, of COURSE she does. Full Story

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The Smart Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 00:00:00 August 15, 2007 00:00:00

Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart companion. Chelsy, as we know, is bred for this life bred for this life Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: The SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 00:00:00 August 15, 2007 00:00:00

The answer for Week 1 - Victoria Beckham! It’s Week #2 of the Soft Lips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips gift basket valued at $100 including the full range of SoftLips products can be yours! If you are interested… Guess the Lips! Who do they belong to? Hint: stroke face and ghetto tits. Full Story

Same old...same old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 00:00:00 August 15, 2007 00:00:00

First photo of Lindsay Lohan in weeks! Here she is in Utah outside a tanning bar. Nice to know that rehab hasn’t changed her priorities. As you can see, Lilo has a ciggie in hand and seems very very happy to be photographed after an interminable break from the pappies. And of course now that everyone knows where to find her, bet your boob job we’ll be flooded with more “sightings” every day for the rest of the week. Full Story

The Original Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 07:46:31 August 15, 2007 07:46:31

Step off, Jessica Biel. The Shelf Ass is B List at Best. And while Jennifer Lopez’s might be a decade older, the Original Ass is still in fine form. Especially without retouching. Is it perfect and glossy? No. But it is refreshingly real. And while we’ve all been warped by the photoshopped images of perfect bottoms from page to page and magazine to magazine, I would still kill to look this good and this healthy at the beach, especially since she seems to have no qualms about being wider than her husband who is teeny tiny. Full Story

Sienna: yet another co-star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 07:08:08 August 15, 2007 07:08:08

Yesterday the British papers were linking her with Sean Bean – thanks to many of you I’ve now learned that Sean Bean is a bad bad man. Bad as in good. Like rough and naughty and boozy and a lothario with multiple babies from multiple baby mommas but irresistible too which is why he goes through women hard and fast. Full Story

Mandy: shoes yes, lips no, Umbrella hell nah!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 00:00:00 August 15, 2007 00:00:00

Mandy Moore at the premiere of Dedication last night. Love her body, loooove the shoes, COVET the shoes, and the dress works too. Perhaps a little severe for summer but still…minus the lips she looks gorgeous. Don’t know exactly what it is – maybe it’s because they’re just way too dark or the way they’ve been drawn, like super geisha super small or maybe it’s just that she’s trying so hard not to smile. Full Story

Britney on every cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 06:27:50 August 15, 2007 06:27:50

On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing that Britney boozed in front of her boo boos to take the edge off of her anger and resentment, that she would request her nannies get in to bed with her and the boys, that she regularly stripped down to her undies, painfully insecure, needing validation about her body hotness. Full Story

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Sienna Miller and a real man? More on that later but let’s face it – he might be pretty, very very very pretty, but Jude’s a bit of a polka dot limpy, don’t you think?

As for your many emails yesterday relating to Katie Holmes and the car seat – see photo here for  a refresher – comparing her to Britney and calling out the injustice and pointing out the double standard…you will note that in the photo in question, the car door is still open. Katie appears to have just gotten in or about to get out and while you know I’m all over any opportunity to sh-t on Campaign Cruise, I wonder if it might be unwarranted on this occasion simply because I haven’t seen the next photo. The next photo could very well have shown her strapping Little Sci into safety. Or the previous photo could very well have shown her unstrapping Little Sci from safety as they exited the vehicle.

Point is, she wasn’t sitting in the driver’s seat with the child on her lap actually driving like that chicken fried twat!!! But by all means, if and when it’s determined that she was and does, by all means, let’s giv’er on her robo-ass. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu.

Tuesday, am online all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,


Viggo Fighting Naked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2007 00:00:00 August 14, 2007 00:00:00

Every day I receive emails campaigning for Viggo Mortensen on the Freebie Five. Don’t hide. I know you’re out there. So this is for you. One of the most highly anticipated gala premieres at the Toronto International Film Festival this year is David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises starring Viggo and Naomi Watts. Full Story