August 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 06:44:18 August 14, 2008 06:44:18

Happy Birthday Kaitlin S! Heard you’ve had a great year so far: a Masters degree, an inspirational dream job, and your first apartment! Hope the next 12 months yield more of the same.  Full Story

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sigh. Am totally, totally, totally sick in the head over Michael Phelps. Sick! I actually like his face. As much as his body. Sick!

Britney is sane, Jen might be single, and Little Sci finally wears playclothes.

Wednesday – blogging all day, check back when you can. Oh…and by popular demand, we’re working on RSS.

Yours in gossip,


Robo Couture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 13:38:54 August 13, 2008 13:38:54

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story

The Trailer Park Chronicles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 13:04:52 August 13, 2008 13:04:52

Love me some low classy sex dramz. So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the side. Of course the twat on the side is now telling selling her story to a tabloid. Full Story

Ovulation Day Shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 12:37:44 August 13, 2008 12:37:44

Rachel Bilson > Mischa Barton. Though to be fair, Rachel Bilson’s schedule hasn’t exactly been back to back either. But at least she was in a recent hit movie, and isn’t so stupid to turn down guest starring stints on TV shows. And since the end of The OC she’s looked better and better. Full Story

Chicken Fried Maid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 12:01:00 August 13, 2008 12:01:00

Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for that of course is that she’s spending more time with her boys. Full Story

They’re Back…with heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:37:43 August 13, 2008 08:37:43

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

Please don’t break up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:06:38 August 13, 2008 08:06:38

Oh but they will. Eventually. They have to. They’re too young. And Rihanna isn’t a character from a Stephenie Meyer novel. UGH! I am still SO angry about the colossal and universal FAIL that was Breaking Dawn. Full Story

Little Sci’s tireless mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:33:08 August 13, 2008 07:33:08

After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story

Showdown at TIFF: It’s On!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:24:50 August 13, 2008 07:24:50

Well… not really a showdown but as I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, there was a strong possibility that all three of them – Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston – would be at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this year. Full Story