Even in Bad Lighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 06:43:00 March 5, 2008 06:43:00

Demi Moore last night and very little make up with youngest daughter Tallulah leaving Joan’s on Third. As you can see, even in poor light, Demi at 45 is still more attractive than most. Including Lindsay Lohan who is 25 years younger. As for Tallulah – word is the famewhore gene skipped the middle child but is alive and well and kicking and ready to take on the others in young Lulah. Full Story

Mulder and Scully in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 05:18:00 March 5, 2008 05:18:00

Excited??? The new X Files movie has been shooting in Vancouver for weeks, tentatively scheduled for release later this year. Set is cloaked in secrecy, as you would expect. Exclusive thanks to Flynet: first images of Mulder and Scully locked in a tender moment. Full Story

March 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 05:15:42 March 5, 2008 05:15:42

To the original Bitch Face Teresa on her new arrival, daughter Brooklyn… congrats and great news from the Other Bitch Face! To dear Alfie who is recovering after surgery – best for a speedy recovery and Margaret can’t wait to see you back at work!  Full Story

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

NYC yesterday at Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male Awards – Dane Cook, Tony Romo, and John Mayer all on the list of seven Fun Fearless Males and at one time or another attached to Jessica Simpson. Whatever.

You know what’s worse? What’s worse is being named a “Fun Fearless Male” and getting an award for it. To me that kind of label sounds like a ball shrinker. Like the only logical dot dot dot at the end of Fun and Fearless would be Limp and Lame. At the very least they could use the word “Man”, non?

And why is Dane Cook still relevant? Are Fun Fearless Males supposed to look this bad in pants??? And are they supposed to have horrible hair? Because Tony Romo has horrible hair. Like hairplug hair. Not sweet.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Oscar contest winner still has not claimed. You will forfeit in 5 days and there are many runners-up…

PPS. Beyonce and Rihanna did not complain about the Rolls in the wrong colour.

PPPS. Matthew McConaughey is not a primadonna boy bitch. Neither is Leonardo DiCaprio.

Paparazzi > Punk Ass Poseur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 13:42:00 March 4, 2008 13:42:00

Avril Lavigne told Maxim that she hates the paparazzi: “THEY’RE all really gross old men. They come up to you and are like, ‘Avril, what did you do today?’ And I’m like, ‘Why the [bleep] would I talk to you? Eww’ ” Can you hear her saying it in her forever grade 10 voice? So punk ass poseur is all tough and tumble, says she’s not into getting papped… but consider this: - Avril’s tour isn’t selling like it was expected to. Full Story

Rihanna: lessons from Kate Hudson?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 13:12:57 March 4, 2008 13:12:57

Chris Brown loves Rihanna. So much that he apparently bought her an adorably cheesy necklace that she showed off during fashion week. RiRi was the toast of Paris and Chris tagged along too, having already travelled with her home to Barbados and the two have been spotted making out on several occasions even though she keeps denying they’re dating. Full Story

Funny Bitch is the New Black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 12:09:00 March 4, 2008 12:09:00

Tiny Fey is f&cking brilliant. Her return to SNL last week was the closest I’ve ever come to burning my bra. And this is the best issue of Vanity Fair in a long, long time. Maybe even the best photo spread, like, ever. Way, way, way better than that garbage they threw out last month – the most promising Hollywood starlets with Shelfy Biel on the cover and Ellen Page pushed back the flap… WTF??? Redemption however comes in April. Full Story

My Name is Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 11:50:18 March 4, 2008 11:50:18

You like that show? My Name is Earl? If so, look out. Because it’s about to become a lot more diseased. Just confirmed – Hollywood Ebola will play herself in the season return in April. Perhaps the writers will be clever and subversively nail her ass to the wall like she deserves. Perhaps she’ll be too dumb to understand the true intent behind the script. Full Story

Prince Charming Minus the Scowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 09:04:15 March 4, 2008 09:04:15

Patrick Dempsey in Madrid at the launch of the new Subaru wearing the hell outta that suit and a much more relaxed smile without Mrs Scowl infecting him with her lousy mood. He’s expected back on set soon at Grey’s – long days, long nights after a long break which he reportedly enjoyed very much. Full Story

Ebola Shames Shamans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 08:26:10 March 4, 2008 08:26:10

Not that there was any doubt but there are always one or two random losers… one or two who probably believed yesterday that Ebola’s little public excursion at the weekend with a shaman represented a genuine metamorphosis from virus to redeemable human. Wrong. Paris Hilton will always be a disease. Full Story

Sandra at the Genies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 07:55:27 March 4, 2008 07:55:27

Sandra Oh hosted the Genie Awards last night – Canada’s Oscars. As you can see, she’s been dressing lately like total ass. Big winner was Sarah Polley’s Away From Her but as you might have heard, much of the build-up going in to last night was the omission of Juno from consideration. Full Story