Shelf Ass Produces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 07:38:42 October 24, 2007 07:38:42

Amazing what an ass and a Pip can achieve. Jessica Biel is now adding producer to her resumé and has acquired the rights to the film adaptation of the book Die a Little by Megan Abbott about “a schoolteacher whose life is thrown out of whack when her detective brother falls for a mysterious woman. Full Story

The Roman Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 07:17:35 October 24, 2007 07:17:35

The UK Daily mail has published more photos of Reese and Jakey in Rome leaving no doubt that they’re a couple … and that they want you to know it. Because as adorable as they are, and they are very much so, they also have a movie to sell. And to save. Rendition totally ate it at the box office this weekend – a major disappointment given the level of star power behind the film and the amount of hype generated prior to its release. Full Story

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Spice Fever is building. First new single is called Headlines – have a listen here. All their songs have the same beat, non?

And the girls made an appearance last night on Dancing With the Stars officially to rally Mel B but really to show off themselves. Best part of the clip however is that while the others were quite animated in their support of their fellow Spice, Victoria Beckham, per usual, did nothing but stare at the camera and pout. Click here for the clip. She kills me.

Tuesday, live blogging, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. The Gemini Awards are the Emmy Awards for Canada and this year’s edition – in Regina – is getting all sexed up. I know many many many of you out there quiver for George Stroumboulopoulos. He is the Gemini host. Sunday night on CBC…and there’s some 90210 thrown in there too. More on the Geminis later including the most luxurious swag bag giveaway ever.

The Only Reason You Need

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 14:20:59 October 23, 2007 14:20:59

There are many, many, many reasons to watch Friday Night Lights. The acting, the writing, the male and female hotness, the high school drama – the list goes on. It is quite simply the most outstanding show on television. And it is a straight up shame people spend more time on mindless drivel like The Ghost sh-tter than on FNL. Full Story

The Perfect Royal Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 00:00:00 October 23, 2007 00:00:00

Sure…he’s thicker than his best. His wrists and hands especially. But still…still with the bloat, still Harry is the finest piece of royal ass, like, ever. Check him out deplaning in London the other day. Look how he carries his body, looks how he wears his pants, how he holds his shoulders… So why is Harry off the Freebie Five? Because even the fantasy is impossible. Full Story

Of course he will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 13:17:56 October 23, 2007 13:17:56

David Beckham’s season with the LA Galaxy is over. And it was a bust. So when asked how he planned on lifting the spirits of his good friend, the GMD told reporters in London that he’d be happy to take Becks out for some good old fashioned “boy” time – flying airplanes and racing cars – and that he’ll gladly join him whenever David calls. Full Story

Gemini Swag Bag Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 00:00:00 October 23, 2007 00:00:00

Gemini Award presenters this weekend are invited to drop by a private suite in Hotel Saskatchewan where they’ll be picking up their Swag Bags and ONE reader has the opportunity to win what the stars will be receiving! This is the fullest swag bag giveaway ever on the site! Bag contents include: American Apparel gift certificate Big White and Silver Star Resorts A day on the slopes at the resort of your choice, compliments of Big White and Silver Star resorts Black & Decker A new Black & Decker Infrawave Speed Oven and Clear20 water filter in this year’s gift bag. Full Story

Here it is!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 11:04:20 October 23, 2007 11:04:20

Oh sh-t. It’s cuter than I thought it would be... OK Magazine secured the first photo confirming their status as a couple – Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylllenhaal in matching outfits and matching shades and get this… next to her, he ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD IN PANTS!!! Confession: I squealed. Full Story

George & The Geminis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 00:00:00 October 23, 2007 00:00:00

Canada’s television awards go down this coming Sunday in Regina and for the first time, they will be hosted by George Stroumboulopoulos who, judging by how many of you wanted to add him to your Freebie Five, has clearly but inadvertently become a Canadian heartthrob. Totally agree. Am told George is personally overseeing many aspects of the show this weekend – hopefully he’ll sex it up a bit. Full Story

Rossum < Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 10:14:48 October 23, 2007 10:14:48

You know it’s bad when Paris Hilton has a hotter career than you do. This is Emmy Rossum’s reality. And this is why aside from trying and failing miserably to become a singer, Emmy’s only professional activity is walking every carpet – no matter what the event – she’s invited to, as often as possible, wearing a variation of the same dress as always and pointing those doe eyes at the camera until the person on the other side of the lens dry heaves from the sweetness. Full Story

The New Leader

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 09:34:08 October 23, 2007 09:34:08

Cate Blanchett’s The Golden Age has not made the impact most predicted. As such, her performance is no longer being regarded as an Oscar favourite. Angelina Jolie’s role in A Mighty Heart is still holding up but the film was released early – back in June – and Academy memories can be short. Full Story