Smutty Sponsor: The SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2007 00:00:00 August 10, 2007 00:00:00

I know I sucked this week going away with family for 3 days but I can’t tell you how grateful I am that you keep coming back to the site. Would like to introduce a new feature – the Smutty Sponsor. As addressed in the FAQ, delivering the smut would not be possible without your support and also the support of advertisers. Full Story

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Away with family on a mountain for a few days, very limited internet, but good to see not much has changed: Britney’s crazy knows no depths, Denise Richards is still a scheming greedy douche, with sperm hunter now added to her illustrious list of attributes, and the tabloids continue to erroneously proclaim the death of Pitt Porn.

Strangely reassuring.

A thousand apologies for the smutty delay. Duty, traffic, technology… my list of excuses is long, but unlike Paris Hilton, my contrition is sincere. Please forgive?

Catching up and yes... will comment on Gwyneth.

Thursday, online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Fracture DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling – a master and the future: art and life paralleled in many ways as Sir Anthony’s (AnTony to Gwyneth) character trifled with his young rival, it seemed the same in real life, with the legendary actor appearing to challenge Ryan, critically acclaimed as the most talented of his generation, to bring his A game. Full Story

Almost….

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

Pretty? Rumer, I mean. Here she is with Katherine McPhee* on the set of their new movie. The eye make up is hot, a nice set of tits, concave-from-not-eating stomack, and she’s blonde now too I think… major improvement for our girl who wants it so bad, non? Rumer will be a star. *for those not in North America, she"s an American Idol runner up. Full Story

Ebola’s Disciples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

This is why Hollywood Ebola will NEVER die. Click here for the clip. They are crying. Seriously…who the F&Ck are these people??? Also – check her out with her wonky eye at the beach the other day, abusing her dogs and giving paps an eyeful of a photo binder she was going through from a shoot she did a few weeks ago for some German magazine and also potential images for her clothing line, on sale in 2 weeks at Kitson. Full Story

Miss Zahara goes shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

Angelina took Zahara to a toy store today. Looks like the feisty Miss Z is throwing a little tantrum. The cutest. Am all over Angie’s nude gloss. What is it I wonder? source  Full Story

Resolute and Rebounding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 11:38:50 August 9, 2007 11:38:50

Kate Moss – can you believe she still hasn’t gone running back to that festering scab? No it appears Kate is trying to remain resolute, determined to kick her Doherty addiction despite his repeated attempts at reconciliation through the tabloids. I still say it’s not over by a longshot. Full Story

Britney Whitney, Whitney Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 09:44:22 August 9, 2007 09:44:22

They clean up for a short time, then they revert back. Oh Britney…oh Whitney. Whitney and Bobby Brown at Joe’s Crab Shack in Georgia. As you can see, Whitney is all kinds of gorgeous. Especially with that cleaning rag on top her head. As we all know, Whitney tasted stardom super young. She was a national treasure, the perfect voice, the cleanest image. Full Story

Rossum and the Astronaut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 09:10:48 August 9, 2007 09:10:48

Seriously…this is all time. All.F&CKING.TIME. The most nauseating Rossum ever!!! Is that redundant? First, Rossum at some party last night wearing red and waves and her trademark teacher’s pet smile. Full Story

Making Kiki Cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:51:53 August 9, 2007 08:51:53

Simon Pegg…that’s how. Check out Simon and Kiki shooting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People in NYC this week. Simon plays Toby. But of course he does, which if you ask me is a HUGE compliment. Also attached – Kiki meandering around the city without support, letting her ladies loll about with abandon, looking far from glamourous – the antithesis to Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Best New Look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:31:18 August 9, 2007 08:31:18

Can’t get enough of the new Mischa Barton, pictured here in NYC. Dark hair, jagged layers, pale skin, clear complexion, big eyes, the most wonderful nose, and a healthier body…love, love, love. I know it seems like a photo shoot but it’s not. At least not an “official” one. Full Story