Is there an Annette for George?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 09:38:03 June 13, 2008 09:38:03

Warren Beatty was honoured last night by the AFI and in turn honoured his wife Annette Bening while he was accepting his award. "I love my profession, because it"s introduced me to the person who"s given me the most important thing of all, which is her love and the love of our four children … Annette," Beatty told the assembled, as his wife (since 1992), actress Annette Bening, teared up, and his sister, Shirley MacLaine, looked at her sister-in-law adoringly. Full Story

Shiloh, are you listening?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 07:35:00 June 13, 2008 07:35:00

Please merciful Shiloh, please spare the RDJ. Please don’t let the RDJ lose his cool. Please keep him clean but please don’t take away his edge. I worry. Check out Robert Downey Jr last night at the AFI event to honour Warren Beatty. He is the hotness, sure…but is it just me or is he wearing a LOT of foundation? Does he look a little plastic? I like my RDJ rough around the edges! World weary and haggard, even ungroomed…that’s the RDJ that quivers my loins. Full Story

Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 06:41:16 June 13, 2008 06:41:16

Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would mark the 2nd night in a row she wasn’t allowed to show herself off as his girlfriend. Full Story

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All Class

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:37:00 June 13, 2008 05:37:00

Now this has elegant written all over it. But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out? Sarah Larson is a scrappy girl. Having worked the scene in Vegas for years, she is resourceful, she is determined, and best of all, given what she’s accomplished already, she also has no shame. Full Story

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Taupe & Violet please everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:30:52 June 13, 2008 05:30:52

Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. And Violet is the cutest, cutest, cutest. Full Story

Alicia to adopt…eventually

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:24:19 June 13, 2008 05:24:19

Alicia Keys was in New York last night at the screening of We Are Together, a documentary about her trip to South Africa working with orphans in 2006. LOVE her. So much. She said the experience has led her to consider adoption, like Angelina Jolie: "I"ve always loved kids. Kids are so important. Full Story

Hancock can’t help the Lakers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:21:49 June 13, 2008 05:21:49

Stars everywhere at the Laker game last night but not even the super ones could help, watching impotently as the Lakers blew a 24 point deficit to go down a seemingly insurmountable 1-3 in the series. Am still hoping this thing can go 7. Possible? Will Smith thinks it is. He and Jada were on hand, courtside of course, although Hancock was powerless against the Celtic triumvirate in Game 4. Full Story

June 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:13:56 June 13, 2008 05:13:56

Happy Birthday Jacqueline! Have a wicked 34th and don"t do anything that Lainey wouldn"t do. Including going to Michael"s and getting F&*ked up the [email protected]@. Love You,Circus Tail Jay is getting married tomorrow. Congratulations Jay! To Heidi – Happy Birthday and congratulations on the new home! Love L, D, & S. Full Story

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So Madonna’s brother is about to sell her out. You might remember him from Truth or Dare but not the one she bailed on one night in Detroit. That would be Martin. Martin was hilarious.

She knows what time it is with me...and I know what time it is with her.

Kills me every time. We used to watch it after school at least 3 times a week. We knew all the moves to every routine. Christopher Ciccone had a directing credit on that tour Blonde Ambition. It’s still the best one… to me, anyway. But word is, when Guy came along, Christopher was shut out. He and Madge have been estranged ever since and this book isn’t exactly going to get him an invitation to Ashcombe.

Still, even though it sucks for her, the biography promises to be explosive. And while we kinda know everything about her anyway, there’s nothing such as too much smut. Especially if we get to find out more re: Madge and JFK Jr. Right?

It’s Thursday. Am headed to Toronto tonight for the MMVAs on Sunday and 2 weeks of excess, starting on Saturday night with the girls and gays at Muzik because ladies get in free til 10:30 pm and they have Stila doing complimentary touch ups and pink champagne and Stila swag at the end of the night… that will be given away on the site. We are all about the free. We love the free. If you’re free, come by and say hi! We can sneak away to the Muzik Garden and watch people making out. Am I perv?

NKOTB Forever!!!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Heidi Klum wasn’t caught in post partum flirtation.

PPS. The Smut Soiree is very close to capacity! Click here if you want to come.