Turned Out Feet > FNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 12:48:48 October 22, 2007 12:48:48

Why???????????????????????????????? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt the star of The Ghost Whisperer, perhaps one of the suckiest ass shows on television, attending the Spike Scream Awards at the weekend. You will note she is turning out her feet. A neurotic pet peeve but still… She is turning out her feet. Full Story

Quiverating...or Crazy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Quiveration is largely subjective. What quivers me often doesn’t quiver you. And vice versa. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is an excellent example. Here he is in Rome with his on off now on girlfriend at the premiere of August Rush looking bat sh-t crazy with his psycho eyes and that lame ass excuse for a goatee growing randomly about his face. Full Story

The Return of Fierce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 09:39:00 October 22, 2007 09:39:00

The word diva is used too arbitrarily. Everyone’s a diva these days. Little runty newborns with one hit single, with nothing else to back their sh-t up – they’re called divas too. But are they really? Does Whitney even belong in the same category? Whitney IS Diva. And though the Diva stumbled and fell, the Diva is now back, summoning every fierce molecule in her body and strutting like a true queen across the stage – where she belongs. Full Story

Nude & Leggy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 09:02:18 October 22, 2007 09:02:18

Shelf Ass over this? Really??? Because Herm to Herm, I’d take Cam every day. Any day. Always. Here’s Cameron Diaz in NYC Friday. Look at those legs. And the style. Cam’s incomparable style. The nude knit baby doll and the heels. The crazy body. The sexy pout. And of course she has her own fine ass too. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola strikes again!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 08:56:35 October 22, 2007 08:56:35

Just a week ago, Kid Rock was hanging out in Toronto doing blow with Hollywood Ebola http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4009 Paris Hilton. This weekend, Kid was arrested in Atlanta after throwing down at a Waffle House (funniest.location.ever) after he and his crew got into an argument with some redneck patron who recognised him. Full Story

Drew & Mac: PDA in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 08:32:36 October 22, 2007 08:32:36

So his name is Justin Long, but most of you know him as the Mac Guy in all of those ads. You also probably know he and Drew Barrymore have been making out all over the place in LA. And now they’ve taken their PDA on the road to Toronto. Am told Drew and Mac were at Sweaty Betty’s on Ossington on Saturday night. Full Story

The Family Presentation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 08:11:03 October 22, 2007 08:11:03

Look at the way he carries her – the GMD, knowing he is constantly surrounded by photographers, insists on pimping Little Sci face first to the world, cupping her outward instead of cradling her inwards, just like he does her mother. Check out the following series of photos from their weekend in NYC. Full Story

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Dr Pacey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 07:48:43 October 22, 2007 07:48:43

Joshua Jackson has been confirmed to guest star on Grey’s Anatomy starting Episode 11. His story will apparently span several episodes and hopefully not overlap with Izzie and the nauseating Katherine Heigl.  Hopefully he"ll play Eric Dane"s love interest.  Pacey in scrubs? McPacey and McSteamy in the shower together? Grey"s goes Gay? It"s one way to rescue a sinking ship. Full Story

And Who the Hell Are You?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

No seriously… Mike Myers. Like…do you care? Do you really? So he’s made a few funny movies but is Mike Myers, on the Hollywood fame scale, is he really a two assistant, can’t hold his own water bottle kind of guy??? Is he really? Because apparently HE thinks he is. The NY Daily News is reporting that Mike walks around like a king on the set of The Love Guru flanked always by two male assistants (you don’t say???). Full Story

Ryan Gosling: Not Mr Salmon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 07:16:45 October 22, 2007 07:16:45

He’s been chubby for a while, gaining weight to play Susie Salmon’s father in the film adaptation of The Lovely Bones directed by Peter Jackson. Filming just started yesterday and Ryan and Susan Sarandon (who plays the grandmother) were both spotted in Malvern, PA over the weekend eating at Trader Joe’s and grabbing coffee at Starbucks (thanks Nicole!). Full Story

Leo, the Rebound Guy, and Gisele too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio – is he single? Because his girl was caught with the Rebound Guy – the guy all leggy girls go to for a quick ego boost and some action immediately after a painful break up. The Rebound Guy of course is Kelly Slater, champion surfer. He was seen with Gisele Bundchen after she split from Leo and he was also there to console Cam Diaz as soon as Pip took off after Shelf Ass. Full Story