I’m told there is no perm that can make hair this look natural. Sigh. Bone straight Chinese locks suck ass. Here’s Mary Kate Olsen promoting her guest-starring stint on Weeds and again on the set of a new show wearing dread lock extensions. On her they kinda work. I love MK style. If I were her age and white, I’d do exactly the same. Full Story
They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the reason he and Elle split. Full Story
Some changes were made on the back end of the site last night and may have affected certain features. If there are glitches, please let me know. It’s been a long, complicated, but rewarding process. Can’t tell you enough how much I appreciate your patience. Thank you, love you, owe you.
I’ve got Pipsqueak on the mind today. More on that later.
It’s Friday – Friday before a long weekend in Canada. We get Monday off. Blogging in the early morning, then shooting with eTalk late morning - interviewing two hot pieces of ass. Tell you all about it in the afternoon. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Matthew, Lori’s Main Mo, who is leaving his job for a new adventure: good luck and stay smutty! Congratulations!
The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’s voyeur-style Minority Report sections but am definitely all over Pipsqueak’s threshold foreplay. Full Story
As discussed yesterday, bottom feeding rags sell more copies by selling Pitt strife…and they will continue to do so for the gullible Jolie-hating MiniVan Majority. But also as discussed yesterday, the Pitts are not splitting – confirmed today by their reps to Us Weekly. No doubt, Brad and Angelina have used and played the press in the past for their own purposes…this time may be no different. Full Story
John Woo’s masterpiece starring Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai – this a Hong Kong cinema classic, perhaps even a world classic, and the widely credited inspiration behind almost everything Quentin Tarantino has produced. If you are a film buff, chances are you need no introduction to Hard Boiled. Full Story
Sinead O’Connor can. And of course so can Natalie Portman. Also arguably Britney Spears who insists on going with the ghetto extensions but obviously, few can rock the bald and rock it well. Never would have picked Mena Suvari as a member of that club. But here she is showing off a shaved head – not sure if it’s for a role, don’t really care. Full Story
Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’s supposed to be a serious one too. Full Story