Salma’s Dude and Daniel Craig

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call me Cruise and bat-sh-t blind… but in person? Francois-Henri Pinault, better known as Salma Hayek’s baby daddy, is actually kinda sexy. Like Daniel Craig – ugly sexy. Oozes money and power too...maybe that’s the reason. But I like to think I’m all over it because they were so sweet together, the way he clasped her hand, the way she looked up at him before heading inside the ballroom – not a look of submission but of equality: a comfortable partnership…it was adorable. Full Story

The Sexiest Bitch

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Ford turned me into a giggling schoolgirl. Just that small detail…that scarf… homo made me quiver . But to see him walking, to see him walk right by you, half sass, half sex, gay going both ways - I"m telling you, the man walks like a steak cooked blue rare which is, as far as I"m concerned, the only way to eat it. Full Story

Coke & Disappointment

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Usually one of the most distinctive on the carpet…which is why it was such a letdown when Kate showed up in a toss-off from a wedding. Boring black with flutter sleeves and a flutter hem – is this Jennifer Aniston or is it Kate Moss? Huge disappointment. Seriously, I wish I could have missed her, I wish I hadn’t seen her at all. Full Story

Posh Hair on a Lemon

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She poses so hard I can almost hear her – Renee Zellweger. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the Posh ‘do. And it looks great. Contrary to others though, she wasn’t nearly as attractive in person as she is in these photos. I can hardly believe it’s the same person. For starters, she’s scary, scary thin. Full Story

The Package

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is not the first time I’ve seen Jennifer Lopez but each time is no less exciting than the last. Said it before and I’ll say it again, she’s one of the rare few who actually does walk around with a permanent spotlight – anyone on the press line will tell you…she really is that captivating. Full Story

The Real Deal

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not photoshop, I’m sorry. It’s not touching up. Scarlett Johansson in person? The real deal…holy sh-t is it the real deal. Skin that glows, the sexiest body – they say the camera adds 10 pounds, that everyone ends up smaller in person and though she’s not large, not by a stretch, she’s also not skinny. Full Story

Not for Everyone

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hear you. You hate it. It’s weird and different and you wouldn’t wear it. Well neither would I. But there was a theme, and she did something different, my Kiki always tries something different… and I love it on her. Especially the hairpiece and the black trim and the shoes. I love it all. Full Story

Kate in Love

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The beach photos were indeed on mark – she looks a LOT better. And Kate Bosworth looks happy. But first…about the posing. Have to tell you, she had me riveted for a while on the middle landing. As her boyfriend James Rousseau waited patiently in the wings, she stood for photographs with her legs crossed. Full Story

Mischa Middle-age

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The most underwhelming of the evening…and a shame too. Because Mischa Barton is gorgeous. SOOO pretty. Tall and slender but not scary slender and the sweetest smile but the dress for me was neither here nor there, so much so that I almost didn’t notice until she was standing on the landing right in front of us, clearly outdone by almost everyone else. Full Story

Tranny in Person

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My first time with Jessica Simpson – it was the highlight of the night. She arrived second to last, just ahead of Lindsay Lohan. But first… what the f&ck is Cavalli thinking? He designs for Victoria Beckham, if I were her I’d cut that sh-t off. After all, why associate with the man responsible for this??? For this atrocity??? Is there any other word??? But still… I can’t complain. Full Story

Twins in Person

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feel like a loser admitting this but I was, like, on tilt waiting for them to show up. Saw Ashley first and the first thing I noticed was that she’s not a stick insect. Far from actually. Nice arms, nice round bum, nice breasts… was pleasantly surprised. And MK too. Thinner than Ashley but not alarmingly so. Full Story