Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The first occurrence of Pitt Porn in 2008! Yum! Will the Pitts spoil Granny Freeze’s fertility party?

And Julie Christie is two for two, taking the lead in the Best Actress race after winning at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Forget what I said yesterday… is Ms Christie this year’s Helen Mirren?

Golden Globes go down in a week…sort of. As you know, the show’s been cancelled and the awards will be announced instead via press conference. Solidarity for the writers which means we won’t see a splashy red carpet until the SAGs.

And Chicken Fried was back on the town last night – details below – once again getting bailed out by the paps after causing mayhem during LA rush hour. She did debut what looked to be a new pair of boots, though. And a camisole. And a cute-ish leather jacket. These are the important things in life.

My interview with Taylor Kitsch will air today in Canada on MTV e2! Thanks to all who’ve watched it on CTV Broadband. Yes, WWRD is my favourite game.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for late posts you may have missed yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Becoming Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’t blame her. My hawk nose and her old hawk nose are actually quite similar. Full Story

A Face Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 11:07:25 January 8, 2008 11:07:25

Face to Face, Angelina Jolie vs Christy Turlington…who wins the Face Off? I can’t decide. And they both have amazing noses. Christy"s face is all time. Am weak when I look at her. Here’s Christy and Ed Burns at the premiere last night of 27 Dresses, which kinda makes me sad. Once upon a time, Ed Burns was working towards the possibility of actually carrying a movie. Full Story

Her Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 10:50:44 January 8, 2008 10:50:44

Just want to quickly revisit Katie from last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards. She is a knockout. Undeniably. And but for the hair, she cuts an elegant, elegant figure. But the eyes. I feel Xenu looking at those eyes. Wonder if the GMD gave her an extra dose of Xenu Juice before going out all by herself just to make sure she behaved. Full Story

Cute for a Cause

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

Amazing what a likeable girl will do for a not-so-likeable boy. Rachel Bilson met Hayden Christensen on the set of Jumper – their new movie due out next month for which they’ve been exploiting their relationship for months. But so do the Pitts, right? And the Pitts also leverage their love for philanthrophy. Full Story

Agreeing with the Alba Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 07:26:26 January 8, 2008 07:26:26

She’s pregnant and she’s been crustier than hell but on this point, we are in total agreement. It’s Jessica Alba on Zac Efron as told to Elle Magazine: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid."" Yes! Yes! Yes! But I imagine I’ve now totally become my parents. Full Story

Princess MiniVan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 06:58:05 January 8, 2008 06:58:05

It’s only the beginning. Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses, a film that has MiniVan Majority written all over it, has apparently tested so well with chicks the studio moved it back a week to take on Mad Money. Word is, the newlywed Katie Heigl will trump Katie Holmes, solidifying her movie career and ensuring she’ll be around making “Shopaholic”-type drivel for a very, very long time. Full Story

George No Sarah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 06:40:17 January 8, 2008 06:40:17

George Clooney arrived solo at Critics’ Choice last night which was surprising considering he’s been trotting that Sarah Larsen out everywhere these days. Given that she was a cocktail waitress and a Vegas hired party girl before he plucked her, I can’t imagine she would have had anything better to do … so maybe he wanted it to be a night out with the boys? He and Don Cheadle were spotted “inside joke”-ing each other all night. Full Story

Robobride: Beautiful, Thin, Old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 06:24:29 January 8, 2008 06:24:29

On promo for Mad Money and allowed out on her own, Katie Holmes presented at Critics’ Choice last night. LOVE the dress. She’s a beautiful girl, non? But there are problems. The hair is a problem. Perhaps if it wasn’t so wispy, perhaps if it wasn’t so… Sally Field. Compare and contrast – totally Sally Field, see? Which means too old! Sally Field is fantastic. Full Story

Pitt Porn 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check out the photos – not feeling Angie’s curlers but still…with that face, does it matter? She is stunning. Full Story

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What Happened Last Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

So Britney returned from a romantic weekend getaway with Adnan, her paparazzo boyfriend. According to my sources, aside from flattery and the obvious gratification, she was using Adnan to get back at Sam Lutfi because Sam urged her to get help last week. Sam on the other hand is said to be incensed to be usurped by someone new and is trying to undermine Adnan by colluding with KFed who, I’m told, wants nothing to do with him. Full Story