Almost….

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

Pretty? Rumer, I mean. Here she is with Katherine McPhee* on the set of their new movie. The eye make up is hot, a nice set of tits, concave-from-not-eating stomack, and she’s blonde now too I think… major improvement for our girl who wants it so bad, non? Rumer will be a star. *for those not in North America, she"s an American Idol runner up. Full Story

Ebola’s Disciples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

This is why Hollywood Ebola will NEVER die. Click here for the clip. They are crying. Seriously…who the F&Ck are these people??? Also – check her out with her wonky eye at the beach the other day, abusing her dogs and giving paps an eyeful of a photo binder she was going through from a shoot she did a few weeks ago for some German magazine and also potential images for her clothing line, on sale in 2 weeks at Kitson. Full Story

Miss Zahara goes shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

Angelina took Zahara to a toy store today. Looks like the feisty Miss Z is throwing a little tantrum. The cutest. Am all over Angie’s nude gloss. What is it I wonder? source  Full Story

Resolute and Rebounding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 11:38:50 August 9, 2007 11:38:50

Kate Moss – can you believe she still hasn’t gone running back to that festering scab? No it appears Kate is trying to remain resolute, determined to kick her Doherty addiction despite his repeated attempts at reconciliation through the tabloids. I still say it’s not over by a longshot. Full Story

Britney Whitney, Whitney Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 09:44:22 August 9, 2007 09:44:22

They clean up for a short time, then they revert back. Oh Britney…oh Whitney. Whitney and Bobby Brown at Joe’s Crab Shack in Georgia. As you can see, Whitney is all kinds of gorgeous. Especially with that cleaning rag on top her head. As we all know, Whitney tasted stardom super young. She was a national treasure, the perfect voice, the cleanest image. Full Story

Rossum and the Astronaut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 09:10:48 August 9, 2007 09:10:48

Seriously…this is all time. All.F&CKING.TIME. The most nauseating Rossum ever!!! Is that redundant? First, Rossum at some party last night wearing red and waves and her trademark teacher’s pet smile. Full Story

Making Kiki Cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:51:53 August 9, 2007 08:51:53

Simon Pegg…that’s how. Check out Simon and Kiki shooting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People in NYC this week. Simon plays Toby. But of course he does, which if you ask me is a HUGE compliment. Also attached – Kiki meandering around the city without support, letting her ladies loll about with abandon, looking far from glamourous – the antithesis to Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Best New Look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:31:18 August 9, 2007 08:31:18

Can’t get enough of the new Mischa Barton, pictured here in NYC. Dark hair, jagged layers, pale skin, clear complexion, big eyes, the most wonderful nose, and a healthier body…love, love, love. I know it seems like a photo shoot but it’s not. At least not an “official” one. Full Story

The Chosen One in Chicago!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:18:00 August 9, 2007 08:18:00

Angelina Jolie arrived holding the Chosen One to resume work on Wanted in Chicago but only after celebrating Maddox’s 6th birthday at the weekend dressed in camouflage with matching face paint. Am jealous. My parties always involved cheap Chinese relatives who made a habit of re-gifting lame presents. Full Story

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G’s Worst Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 07:12:11 August 9, 2007 07:12:11

W Magazine – super arty and high fashion, so it’s not unusual, the Beckham sex spread notwithstanding, for the publication to not only render its over subjects virtually unrecognisable but also often embarrassingly unattractive. But still… this is an all time achievement in ugly. Holy f&ck does my Gwyneth look ugly. Full Story

Britney: Bares Boobies, Could Lose Boo Boos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 05:35:24 August 9, 2007 05:35:24

I’m sure by now you’ve seen Us Weekly’s newest cover…but have you seen the rest of the series? Cut to a couple of a weeks ago, after her infamously pathetic attempt at a video shoot, during which she twirled clumsily around a stripper pole and stared listlessly off into space with her dog, Britney rounded up several extras from the set, including an opportunistic college punk, and took them back to the Standard where she ran around topless and drunk off her tree. Full Story