In the Absence of a Job…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 07:52:47 September 20, 2007 07:52:47

Or any semblance of a career, Denise Richards’s only two moves are A. to call up the paps whenever a moment with her girls comes up and B. to continue to portray herself the victim against Charlie Sheen. Hungry for sympathy, starving for attention, Denise is at it again. This time it’s a repeat of the same allegations she levelled against Charlie when they initially separated – something about him demonstrating deviant behaviour – accusations he vehemently denied but that were mysteriously leaked to the media and never substantiated. Full Story

Trent Walker Gone Forever?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 07:12:29 September 20, 2007 07:12:29

I remember when the triangle scandal first rocked Hollywood. And then when Jennifer Aniston hooked up with Vince Vaughn, emails would arrive en masse from indignant readers: Vince Vaughn’s sense of humour trumps Brad Pitt’s pretty boy! It was the Team Aniston battle cry. Fair enough. Call me Cruise, call me shallow, I totally own those labels but Vince Vaughn could amuse the Chinese out of me and I still don’t think I could bring myself to be attracted to this. Full Story

One Ass, One Dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 00:00:00 September 20, 2007 00:00:00

Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at him adoringly, thankful and appreciative …after all, he pretty much gave her her career. Full Story

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Hated the books, but love, love, love Gossip Girl in prime time. Did you watch? When S and B had that stare-down on the steps outside their all girls super exclusive Manhattan I nearly lost my sh-t. And while I have never wasted 5 minutes on America’s Next Top Model… Eh.Ver… I would and will gladly destroy brain cells once a week watching New York rich kid socialites stab each other in the back.

I’m telling you, if the pilot last night was any indication, Gossip Girl puts The OC to shame.

Spoke too soon… Britney actually emerged yesterday after getting bitch slapped by the courts and ordered to undergo drug testing twice a week. So of course she went clubbing! Chicken Fried Stupid forever and a nasty ass weave too.

Am finally home in Vancouver. Live blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. For Dan (from his friends) who is freaking out over turning 35 – 35 is nothing!!! Look at George, look at Brad – much older than Pip and Three Whiskers, and much, much, much more man than those piddly little babies in their 20s.Happy Birthday!

The Clooney Clone in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

He must like her…a lot. Here’s George and his latest plaything last night at the Jesse James premiere. I remember he was toting around a blonde one in Cannes but kept her well hidden. This one however has earned not one but two very public outings … and counting…and several very pretty new dresses too. Full Story

Pitt Porn & Giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 14:03:12 September 19, 2007 14:03:12

Can"t get enough of Pitt Porn!!! And Pitt Porn was apparently on full display at a party for Jesse James in NYC last night. According to Us Weekly, which only weeks ago accused Angelina of living a “twisted double life”, the Pitts mingled separately until just after midnight, at which point the two reunited with him rubbing and tickling her back before pulling her in for a hot kiss. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #6

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 13:50:53 September 19, 2007 13:50:53

PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 5 – Demon Bitch Jessica Alba! It’s Week #5 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips Full Story

Cate in Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 13:42:29 September 19, 2007 13:42:29

I was greatly disappointed not to have seen Cate Blanchett at TIFF and sadly wasn’t able to attend the screening either. However, early reviews for The Golden Age have been decidedly mixed and while her repeat performance at Elizabeth is undoubtedly strong, it is actually her portrayal of Bob Dylan in I’m Not There that is garnering the most attention, not to mention the inspiration behind Mark Ruffalo’s hilarious outburst Full Story

The Nail in the Coffin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

Just on the off chance you were still holding out hope for Adrian Grenier…give it up. Give it up now. Because it’s full on infection, Hollywood Ebola has eaten him alive…Adrian Grenier is no more. E! Online correspondent Kristin interviewed him recently and asked about Paris. This is what he had to say: "I think she’s absolutely wonderful. Full Story

Don’t Disturb the Dead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

The girls getting together for weekend brunch. It was the perfect ending to a perfect show. So why raise the dead after a peaceful death? Already know what Charlotte’s Chinese baby looks like. Have seen Samantha’s breasts too many times to count. And if Lucy Liu’s wardrobe is any indication, Patricia Field has exhausted all of her creative ability… And still they are persisting with the movie version of Sex & the City. Full Story

Ledger & Cougar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 09:18:56 September 19, 2007 09:18:56

Heath Ledger and Helena Christensen have been making out all over NYC – first last week over dinner, then the other night at the premiere of Eastern Promises which stars, curiously enough, his ex Naomi Watts. Helena is apparently all over him all the time – described as a total cougar. She’s 10 years older and has supposedly had her eye on him since last November when the two were seen leaving together from the premiere of Candy. Full Story