The Best Rossum Ever!

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You will laugh your ass off… so pathetically obvious, so pathetically cheese, so desperate, so contrived – only Paris Hilton, you know? Only Paris is capable of this kind of blatant Rossum. All because of 45 days in the slammer…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Check it out – Hollywood Ebola in virginal white, with her Mommy and her Wittle Sister, hands clasped piously, leaving church yesterday as cameras just happened to commemorate the moment… can you believe this piece of sh-t? And what is it? Like the 10th day in the row she’s worn white? Can a new wardrobe save her from prison? Can a new wardrobe close the black hole between her legs? Undecided on the first count, absolutely NOT on the second. Full Story

Please…please no

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

  Leave it alone already!!! You know when something is so wrong, you just know, you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it can never be right? A Point Break sequel is every kind of wrong imaginable. Every kind. But Hollywood is Hollywood and Hollywood will desecrate anything for the sake of a dollar. And this time they’re f&cking with Point Break. Full Story

Punk Bitch… Please

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It appears that the only way Avril Lavigne can make a headline is off the coattails of someone else – what I like to call a Fame Freeloader…and she does it every time. Every time she’s newsworthy it’s only because she’s comparing herself to Britney Spears. And now…and now Avril wants to be Angelina Jolie? Interviews in Australia, talking sh-t AGAIN about Brit…makes sense of course since Avril herself is charisma personified. Full Story

Muriel and Fiona in Cannes!

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE Toni Collette. Loved her in Muriel’s Wedding and loved her in About a Boy – Fiona’s “yeti” coat just about killed me. So we just saw her at the airport in Nice, was standing next to her at baggage claim attended by 3 airport hostesses – the fanfare accorded to a jury member at the festival, I suppose. Full Story

No Excuses Necessary

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing with fame, that it can’t be easy living under a microscope…somehow, if acting is really what you’re serious about, it is possible to end up normal. Full Story

Homewrecker"s Mother gives advice to Ebola

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ has obtained an exclusive open letter from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton, a public lecture if you will on the merits of classy behaviour...this from a woman who raised another woman who stole another woman’s husband and openly waged war against her own mother. Rich, non? Wonder what Kathy Hilton is going to say about this. Full Story

WaxFace or NiceFace?

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First publicity photo released of Nicole Kidman from the new Baz Luhrmann epic titled Australia. To me it looks like Madame Tussauds…others however have said she looks divine. Really??? Divine? Maybe it’s just me. source  Full Story

Sweetness in Shreveport

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Objectivity continued… As told to People Magazine- naturally – Katie Holmes is Miss Popular on the set of Mad Money in Shreveport, Louisiana treating the crew to cupcakes and goodies for the third week in a row. Last time it was ice cream, then there was special pizza flown in from Chicago while her husband, with Little Sci, was equally hospitable and friendly with everyone around them. Full Story

Colleagues & Clones

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller and Jamie Burke in NYC the other day – starting to look a lot like co-star Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend pre-haircut, non? And I hear the parallels don’t end there, though both couples are shaking themselves out quite nicely…which is good to know. Still…between Jamie and Rupert, I think I take Jamie. Full Story

Beach Ass Posing in the Bahamas

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan “candids” taken on minibreak in the Bahamas. Amazing how flattering she is from every angle, non? Amazing also how he’s kissing her while keeping an eye on the cameras, yes? Still…despite the alleged drugging, nice to see the Lilo isn’t emaciated. She looks good, actually. Full Story

More Quiver from Bana

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again, not my type (the mouth, remember?)…but I do know he’s yours. So you will love these new photos from GQ and also this quote: People say: how come you haven’t moved to Hollywood? What I hear is: if it were me I’d be over there making blockbusters, screwing starlets and counting the zeros. Full Story