Worse Than Hair Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’s supposed to be a serious one too. Full Story

Account Depletion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

I can almost hear the money being drained from Eddie Murphy’s bank account… You? Just one day after calling a press conference to announce that she’s going after his money to support their daughter, Mel B showed up at The Ivy yesterday with none other than Eddie’s ex wife Nicole. Full Story

A Thief Like Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

On the heels of yesterday"s report Dina Lohan’s being sued for a $400K loan she failed to pay back comes word that Lindsay Lohan has no compunction about borrowing and not returning either. At the Elle Magazine cover shoot two months ago –the issue hits stands this week – Lilo apparently made off with exclusive Louis Vuitton designs despite being told over and over that they were not hers to take. Full Story

Test Post 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

Because many of you are asking: this is Kona as a puppy. He belongs to my bestie Fiona.  Kona is now 4 and looks different but equally goofy.  Breed: Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever, one of the most intelligent breeds ever. Unlike my beagle Marcus who is dumb as sh-t, Kona learns things at lightning speed and is an amazing swimmer. Full Story

Test Post 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

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Test Post 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

More quiveration just confirmed for the Toronto International Film Festival – gird up gays and girls… TIFF in September, your loins will need it.

As for those bottom-tier rags and the new round of reporting of a JoliePitt split, resulting in email inquiries - the story of course is rather convenient: Brad and Angelina have broken up but will stay together for the sake of their children. Which is a brilliant tabloid tactic – a built in escape valve… rather clever, non?

You will recall however Us Weekly’s double feature from a few weeks back called Faux Biz (see below): a thorough examination of recent cover stories that attempt to break exclusive every 2 weeks with a new separation story – as of May 2007 the two have apparently broken up 7 times, been pregnant 13 times with 13 weddings, in between 10 Brad/Aniston reunions, though I have to say, my personal favourite is from February 2006, when Life & Style generated world wide headlines for their exclusive scoop that Tom and Katie were over and would never marry. Wishful thinking…but wrong.

The Pitts are currently underground after a family holiday in France. On the contrary to strife speculation however, whenever these two do go underground, it always ends up that they"ve been up to something and so there may actually even be news that will fuse Pitt Porn together even more. Will keep you posted.

Thursday, posting throughout the day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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The Photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

We are performing a few upgrades on the back end of the site. As such, the photos are not opening properly. We are trying to restore this feature as quickly as possible. SO sorry for the inconvenience. Please forgive... Thank you, love you, owe you... Lainey  Full Story

Definitely Hair Down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

The other day, with her hair severely tied back, SJP made that choice my Auntie JunJun talked about: choosing body over face in the aging game. Which is why she looks so much better with her hair loose, tumbling around her shoulders, softening those angles, and filling the pockets in her face made more prominent but the decision to stay so lean. Full Story

A Pimp AND a Thief

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan has some kick ass parents. The father is already a convicted felon who served time and found the Lord in prison. And then there’s that mother – her manager pimp, ready to exploit her child at every opportunity, living vicariously through a career she never had. And now… Dina Lohan is being sued for fraud to the tune of $400K by some dude who let her borrow money to finance Lindsay’s singing career. Full Story

Quiveration: The Classic and his heir

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

George Clooney, still super thin, and a bit orange too but always a sexy beast in Tokyo to promote Oceans 13. I love him in a suit. And then there’s Jake Gyllenhaal. Because he looks terrible in pants, I’d forgotten how gorgeous he is. But these photo shoot outtakes popped up. I mean that face…and the way he’s biting his lips. Full Story