Oscar Isaac + Cheetos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2016 15:53:42 March 21, 2016 15:53:42

Jezebel asked a very important question yesterday that we must address immediately. Does This Photo of Oscar Isaac Eating Cheetos Still Make You Want to Sex-Bang Him, Y or N Here is the photo they’re referring to: pic.twitter.com/QPYUPvMpgt Full Story

Iggy Azalea’s multiple chances

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at March 21, 2016 14:11:33 March 21, 2016 14:11:33

On October 22nd, 2015, a Jezebel headline asked the question: Will Iggy Azalea Ever Have a Good Rap Verse? On Friday, “Team” - the Iggy comeback single no one asked for- dropped and answered that question with a solid NOPE. I’m not going to rehash the fact that she’s an Australian whose given name is Amethyst Amelia Kelly (hilariously, the most privileged rich girl name of all time) who “raps” like a SNL character parodying a stereotypical black Southern American accent. Full Story

Ben Affleck’s changing tattoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2016 13:29:59 March 21, 2016 13:29:59
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Bryan Bedder/ Jim Spellman/ Kevin Mazur/ Victor Chavez/ ALFREDO ESTRELLA/ Getty Images

Countdown to Batman vs Superman. It doesn’t have much competition this weekend either. Or the week after that. So it’s free to dominate the box office for at least two or three weeks. Which is great for Warner Bros. Because, as Sarah has noted several times already, BvS has to clear a billion. Full Story

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Salt and a Monokini

Duana Posted by Duana at March 21, 2016 12:59:44 March 21, 2016 12:59:44

Girls Season 5 Episode 5 recap One of the reasons the scenes with Hannah’s parents have always been so good is that she doesn’t pretend when she’s with them. The ‘Brooklyn Hannah’ attitude that allows her to inform people about the conscious choices she’s making in reading material for her junior high students or sexual liberation with a yoga instructor kind of fades away because her parents already know who she is, and love her anyway. Full Story

March 21, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2016 12:47:57 March 21, 2016 12:47:57

Kassandra! Happy Birthday from your sister Madeline who requested photos of “Mark Ruffalo, the man who makes us wonder why we ever had Ryan Gosling as our number one”. I will not argue. To Emily – how was your 35th birthday weekend? Happy Belated Birthday! Per your wish, here are Stephen Amell and Robbie Amell, who will be at CinemaCon in April as he’s been named the Male Star Of Tomorrow. Full Story

Friday, March 18, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Gwen Stefani’s new album, This Is What The Truth Feels Like, was released today. So far the reviews I’ve read have been OK. Like it doesn’t suck but it’s nothing remarkable. A few music-first outlets are positing  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2016 19:56:57 March 18, 2016 19:56:57

What is the strategy here? (Dlisted

At this point, does it feel like Katie Holmes wants this rumour to live? (Just Jared

We all have to eat (Cele|bitchy

Prince Harry talks about Princess Diana (TooFab

Hot photos of Michael B Jordan, yes please (Pop Sugar

So this movie is 2 hours of him half naked (The Superficial

Horrendous makeup (Hollywood Tuna

I think the topknot needs to be tighter (Go Fug Yourself

Who boos dragons?!? (Pajiba)  

Blake on a rock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2016 17:07:39 March 18, 2016 17:07:39

The first trailer for The Shallows, starring Blake Lively, was posted today. She shot it in Australia last year. And it’s a summer release. So initially I was like… Blake Lively? In a summer blockbuster? Blake Lively in a movie that people will want to go see? Maybe even a good movie? And her acting will be good too? Watch, then let’s resume: When Sarah sent this over to me earlier, the only word she used was “NOPE”. Full Story