I Am Woman, Feel My Womb

Maria Posted by Maria at May 5, 2017 17:33:54 May 5, 2017 17:33:54

Nikki Reed is pregnant, and she announced it on Instagram with a note to her future baby. That’s the most low-key part of her post. There’s belly cupping, and then there’s this – Bountiful Woman Floating in a Meadow. Full Story

May 5, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2017 14:51:18 May 5, 2017 14:51:18

It’s May National Adoption Weekend at PetSmart stores across Canada! From May 5-7, with the help of thousands of animal welfare organizations across North America, PetSmart & PetSmart Charities hope to find homes for more than 24,000 pets this weekend. PetSmart Charities of Canada is committed to finding forever homes for all pets, but at this time of year the need for finding adoptive families for kittens and cats increases exponentially. Full Story

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Dear Gossips,

This is the cover of the new issue of US Weekly - what really happened on the plane last September to kick off World War Brange. The most interesting thing about this story, however, has nothing to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Read Full Intro


Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2017 19:41:39 May 4, 2017 19:41:39
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Sorry. I don’t mean to yell at you with the capitals. But… the only way I can convey my feelings or, more specifically, the feelings that Celine Dion is allowing me to feel IS BY SHOUTING AT YOU WITH THESE WORDS. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2017 17:58:47 May 4, 2017 17:58:47

I am obsessed with this. But… also? I eat my fries one at a time. Anyone who doesn’t is a MONSTER. (I am married to a monster.) (Dlisted) 

Will and Kate’s staffing requirements (Cele|bitchy) 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen should have worn this to the MET Gala (Just Jared) 

I love Saoirse Ronan. But not even she can save an Ed Sheeran song for me. (TooFab) 

Nina Agdal frolics on the beach (Hollywood Tuna) 

A Charlie Hunnam Is Hot photo album (Pop Sugar) 

Vanessa Hudgens wants you to see her in her one-piece. And her two-piece. With visor. (Popoholic) 

What Sting’s $56 million penthouse looks like. $56 million! (Evil Beet) 

YES, Jordan Peele! (Pajiba)