The Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 11:50:47 October 18, 2007 11:50:47

As reported yesterday, St Martin’s Press will release the Andrew Morton biography of Tom Cruise on January 15th. eTalk aired the cover last night. Here are the details on the sell sheet: Andrew Morton uncovers the true story of the biggest celebrity of our age• A startling, intimate biography of one of the biggest movie stars in the world who is constantly in the news • Two years in the making, this is the only up-to-date, exhaustively researched book about Cruise’s private as well as his public world • A fascinating portrait of Cruise’s world from early childhood to his recent public advocacy of Scientology • Includes exclusive interviews and never-before-seen pictures • Written by one of the biggest biographers in the world, who scored not one but two biographies that were #1 New York Times bestsellers ANDREW MORTON is one of the world’s best-known biographers and a leading authority on modern celebrity. Full Story

Better and Better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 09:56:15 October 18, 2007 09:56:15

Kate Winslet total gorgessity last night at a Hugo Boss event. She’s lovely, of course, and looks fantastic in the booties, but what makes a Kate sighting always great is that it doesn’t happen often. It IS possible, you see, to live life relatively privately without the cameras. And on my GirlCrush Freebie Five, Kate definitely is a keeper. Full Story

Shelf Ass Sapphic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 09:33:27 October 18, 2007 09:33:27

Well she certainly looks like a Herm, doesn’t she? This is a photo taken a couple of weeks ago at the Packer Sunday night game of the back of Jessica Biel with a female friend who, not surprisingly, reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. You will note the friend is getting friendly with Jessica’s famous Shelf Ass. Full Story

Chicken Fried Suspended!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 09:10:10 October 18, 2007 09:10:10

A hard fought small victory and just a week later, she pisses it all away. That’s Britney. Last Thursday Britney showed up (late) at the courthouse and appealed to an “old fart” judge for overnight visitation privileges with her boys. He granted her one night a week with a legally approved monitor supervising the situation. Full Story

Smiles on Set

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 08:48:31 October 18, 2007 08:48:31

She might be skeletal but she’s also downright beautiful – and more so when she’s smiling, as seen yesterday on set when her lover came by to pick her up from work. Carpooling Pitts! Cute! Here are Angelina and Brad looking happy, in defiance of the incessant headlines proclaiming their end – and how convenient that the paps were there to capture it too. Full Story

Matching Mugshots and Sex in Stairwells

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 00:00:00 October 18, 2007 00:00:00

Two young drug addicts, two mugshots, stealing away from group therapy to fornicate in a stairwell, and an ex fiancée with a cubic zirconia shooting off her mouth to the National Enquirer? It’s the best smut ever. So Lilo has a new boyfriend. She met him in rehab – in and of itself a most auspicious beginning. Full Story

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Back with a vengeance! Last night’s Gossip Girl earned full redemption, the most delicious slumber party gone awry since Brenda’s disastrous sleepover of 90210 Season 1.

Final week of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship – one last gift basket up for grabs! See below.

And finally!!! In three short months, a tell-all we’ve ALL been waiting for. Three words, three letters: the GMD exposed??? Can’t.F7cking.Wait.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy belated birthday to Pammie in Regina! 39 is going to be amazing – hope your yesterday was a great start! And see you shortly perhaps? Am on my way for the Gemini Awards! More on that later…

Avril in Flare: Beautiful and Defensive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 14:49:46 October 17, 2007 14:49:46

First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. Full Story

Secrets from the BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 14:07:26 October 17, 2007 14:07:26

Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for. Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the BFF is treated alternately as servant and confidante. Full Story

Taupe in Granny Green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 13:39:04 October 17, 2007 13:39:04

Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker crumbs caught in the fabric that is starting to pill from overuse and a crusty patch of pasta sauce stuck in the corner probably used to wipe granny’s mouth. Full Story

How to Bounce Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 12:41:07 October 17, 2007 12:41:07

Naomi Watts at the premiere of Eastern Promises in London tonight – have you seen it? Viggo is outstanding. So Naomi - she had a baby just weeks ago. Most women who had a baby just weeks ago would stay far far away from a dress like this. If I were a dress like this I’d look like a house. Full Story