Away with the Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

After a few days in France, the Family Pitt is heading out. Destination not 100% confirmed but shooting on Wanted has yet to be complete so Momma could be back to work. As you can see, Angelina and Brad are transporting the Chosen One from the car into their jet. Look closely how blonde she is and I can see her big cheeks from here although in one shot the poor thing looks like she’s wailing, perhaps roused from a warm nap on the way to the airport. Full Story

Kinks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Am aware that the “next article” feature has been disabled. Working on it. Sorry, I know it’s a bitch to move back and forth. These are new site kinks that will come up for the next while as we adjust. Can I trouble you for your patience and understanding? My apologies for the inconvenience. Full Story

Winona Inspiration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

It’s all about trainwrecks today… so how about some hope? Not that Winona was anywhere near the level of f&cked that Lilo and Britney have achieved but still. Getting busted for shoplifting at Saks, wonked out with pills in her purse was the stuff of TMZ before its time. But after a few low years and likely much therapy, Winona Ryder is cautiously stepping back into the famelight. Full Story

Lilo: Hours Before

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Photos of Lindsay Lohan at a party just hours before her arrest. She has now been sent back to rehab though not at Promises. Because clearly, it didn’t work … for her. In fact, anywhere in California probably won’t work for her. Luxurious rehab facilities with no gyms and no AA meetings in house and in and out privileges constantly? Please. Full Story

Lilo: Recovery Begins Anew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

My mother’s favourite thing to say in English is: why you say sorry when you always sorry? It’s tough love and she’s a tough bitch but she has a point. So after worldwide coverage of her arrest, Lindsay Lohan’s attorney has released the following statement: "Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Full Story

Lilo: pre-arrest drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay was in a Denali chasing another SUV when she was arrested. tmz.com reports the SUV belonged to her personal assistant’s mother and is saying that the PA quit and the drama quickly unfolded. There are however several variations on the story floating around Hollywood. Full Story

Party Chills

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

At the Beckham Welcome party the other night in LA, everyone was lettin’er rip – dancing to Stevie Wonder, rapping (Will Smith), and making out… almost side by side. Posh and Becks apparently couldn’t keep their hands off each other and same goes for the GMD and Katie Holmes. Full Story

Britney: magazine gloat and more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Am about to gloat. If you can’t stand it, skip to the next paragraph for the latest on the OK Magazine situation. As I first reported exclusively last Friday, details of Britney’s disastrous cover shoot for OK Magazine have been corroborated by TMZ  Full Story

Lilo: Behind the Arrest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

It happened in Santa Monica late Monday night. TMZ tmz.com reports that she was driving a Denali, chasing some other SUV and when pulled over she failed a field sobriety test and was taken in to custody. In custody, cocaine was found in her pocket. She spent a few hours drying out in the slammer and was released after posting $25K bail. Full Story

Lilo: the mug shot!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Don"t lie. You thought Paris’s was cute. And Nicole’s too… But this??? Oh Lilo… source  Full Story