Pipsqueak with the enormous ego, who likens himself the saviour of all music and God’s gift to harmony – finally something has come out of his mouth that isn’t sanctimoniously obnoxious. The bad news: Pip is not working with Britney… yet. But as we all know, he wrote a few tracks for Madonna and he is also producing songs for a variety of other musicians from a variety of other musical genres. Full Story
Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad attitude who clearly uses a straightening iron. Full Story
As gaygay Wentie would say – Brava Kate Bosworth…Brava. Kate in Hawaii, on the beach with her friends and her boy, showing off a much less emaciated frame – well done. Almost, but not quite, as fit as she was during her prime, in Blue Crush, before Orly came along and everything else went to sh-t. Full Story
She turned 25 yesterday, also the NYC premiere of Spidey 3 - two changes, both rocked. First metallic for the season on the carpet. No nasty hair extensions, no fake nails, not much skin, not a pound of make up…I will take this every time over a strapless turquoise dress with Barbie curls cascading down the back. Full Story
Three photos chronicling Kate Moss’s day for Topshop during which over 2,000 queued for hours for the right to own her “designs”. Others scrambled online – ahem. Am now waiting for the Wet Look Halter Dress and the Sequin Shoulder Tee… you likey? Sorry, I digress. Back to Kate. Full Story
Naomi Watts headed to yoga and at Pene Cruz’s birthday party at the weekend – minimal makeup, growing bump, clearly deliriously happy, and glowing glowing glowing. As Monika pointed out in her email yesterday, if you look closely at her left hand, there’s that engagement ring she’s never seen without these days…smart of Liev to lock her up. Full Story
Bruce Willis and Courtney Love? If true, MAJOR downgrade. For a dude who was married to Demi Moore, who can handily score with models 20 or sometimes 30 years younger, hooking up with Courtney Love has to be a momentary lapse of sanity…and temporary blindness. Apparently they shared a birthday kiss which has developed into more. Full Story
So UK gossips are once again buzzing that Victoria Beckham has agreed in principle to start studying Scientology, after seeing her friendship with Katie cool off as a result of her refusal to go with Xenu. This in contrast to Us Weekly, reporting in its last issue that Victoria was so annoyed by Tom Cruise’s incessant proselytising that she snapped at him and told him to shut it off. Full Story
Britney – a comeback concert and a date? More on that later, along with photos of everyone at Coachella, where Scarlett sang and Lilo – who has a recording contract – just partied. And the gulf widens, non?
Also rumour has it: someone’s off the wagon? Nah…he’s too in love with his wife, remember? That coming soon.
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Yours in gossip,
Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put on a clinic. Full Story