Crack Love Displaced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 08:12:38 October 11, 2007 08:12:38

Seems hard to believe, non? That Kate Moss has yet to reunite with that festering junkie Pete Doherty? Love Displacement… is that what it’s called? Because it’s not as though she’s SINGLE and staying away from Pete. She’s actually back in love with someone new - Jamie Hince who apparently isn’t a junkie – and so for now the ache of Crack Love is temporarily soothed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Overnights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

So her mother is back in her life, she’s apparently passed several drug tests, she’s actually managed to stay off the club scene for almost a week… and in her mind, it’s a complete turnaround. Which is why Britney’s legal team is heading to court this morning to ask for expanded custody visits that will enable her to keep her boys overnight. Full Story

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

EUPHORIA!!!

And not because Britney passed her random drug tests.

If you are a Radiohead fan, chances are we were doing the same thing bright just a few hours ago. Radiohead In Rainbows was available for download late last night in North America. Brilliant doesn’t even begin. Unlike last night’s episode of Gossip Girl.

Ugh. How embarrassing to gush over a show and then have it suck donkey balls the same day. Worst gift-wrapped ending, like, ever. Why is the sickening spirit of Oprah virtually inescapable? Blake Lively’s hair merits one more week. Redemption hopefully on the way.

Wednesday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Only Pretty Girls…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

Can get away with this. And what I mean by that is that this dress is all kindsa ass but Shannyn Sossamon’s pretty STILL manages to shine though. Take a good look at that face - even after you’ve cringed at that first communion nightmare, it doesn’t take away from her gorgessity, does it? See? Only really pretty girls can pull this off, although she’s much much better with short funky hair. Full Story

Oh… Bitch… Please!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

This kind of sh-t is straight up insulting. As if Tara Reid has looked like this, or at least believably so, since 2002. Do I need to put up that photo of her mangled tit as a reminder? Check out Tara in the latest FHM – minus the stomach scarring and the lumpy abdominal alcohol deposits we’ve all seen from candids at the beach. Full Story

So Far the Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 13:34:23 October 10, 2007 13:34:23

And soooo much better than that drag queen wedding dress from last week. SPOILER - LOOK AWAY IF YOU MUST!!! Turns out that scene was apparently from a dream sequence so the initial character assumption that Carrie is not the marrying kind is intact. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Giveaway #9

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 13:01:04 October 10, 2007 13:01:04

Final two weeks of the SoftLips promotion… PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 7 Full Story

Good Decision NOT Made

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

For 30 seconds there it certainly seemed hopeful. Lilo out of rehab, did not rush to LA, is staying in Utah for out patient care, is saying the right things, and intending to stay clean. She told OK Magazine also that she’s also sanitised the scum from her life – the negative influences that led her astray…one of those of course being her hag of an orange mother Dina Lohan. Full Story

His Ego, Her Libido

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 10:21:19 October 10, 2007 10:21:19

How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything to do with the fact that Britney and Justin were not to be. Full Story

Credible or Deranged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 09:50:17 October 10, 2007 09:50:17

On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams who interviewed Denise about her acrimonious divorce. Full Story

Hello! Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 09:10:28 October 10, 2007 09:10:28

Hello Canada has an exclusive interview with Ryan Gosling in their latest issue. He is asked about his new movie Lars and the Real Girl, he is asked about women, and yes…he is asked about whether or not he’s still dating Rachel McAdams to which he offers the usual response: No comment on that one. Full Story