Lilo: Recovery Begins Anew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

My mother’s favourite thing to say in English is: why you say sorry when you always sorry? It’s tough love and she’s a tough bitch but she has a point. So after worldwide coverage of her arrest, Lindsay Lohan’s attorney has released the following statement: "Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Full Story

Lilo: pre-arrest drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay was in a Denali chasing another SUV when she was arrested. tmz.com reports the SUV belonged to her personal assistant’s mother and is saying that the PA quit and the drama quickly unfolded. There are however several variations on the story floating around Hollywood. Full Story

Party Chills

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

At the Beckham Welcome party the other night in LA, everyone was lettin’er rip – dancing to Stevie Wonder, rapping (Will Smith), and making out… almost side by side. Posh and Becks apparently couldn’t keep their hands off each other and same goes for the GMD and Katie Holmes. Full Story

Britney: magazine gloat and more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Am about to gloat. If you can’t stand it, skip to the next paragraph for the latest on the OK Magazine situation. As I first reported exclusively last Friday, details of Britney’s disastrous cover shoot for OK Magazine have been corroborated by TMZ  Full Story

Lilo: Behind the Arrest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

It happened in Santa Monica late Monday night. TMZ tmz.com reports that she was driving a Denali, chasing some other SUV and when pulled over she failed a field sobriety test and was taken in to custody. In custody, cocaine was found in her pocket. She spent a few hours drying out in the slammer and was released after posting $25K bail. Full Story

Lilo: the mug shot!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Don"t lie. You thought Paris’s was cute. And Nicole’s too… But this??? Oh Lilo… source  Full Story

Monday, July 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Not to worry…I won’t spoil it. Nor will I discuss on the main page. In a few days however it will be the inaugural review on LaineyBooks. Stay tuned…

Busy weekend dominated by the Beckhams and Britney – more sad smutty details from that photo shoot.

Tech issues were fixed late in the day on Friday, scroll down and get caught up if you haven’t already.

Monday, blogging all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Vice is not Ben Affleck. Though I’m sure Ben has considerable talents, acting is clearly not one of them. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers – Vice is much less androgynous and played a different legend.

Hollywood Ebola and Michael Vick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Background for those of you who don’t live in North America – Michael Vick is the piece of sh-t prick quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons indicted last week on federal charges that he played a part in a dogfighting ring operated on a property he owned. Worse yet, several dogs were allegedly killed and tortured if their performances were below par – some by drowing, some by electrocution. Full Story

New Hire, Next Fire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly signed on to a new movie in which she plays a tango-dancing prostitute in a biopic about tango legend Carlos Gardel. She is apparently now taking dance classes even with that alcohol monitor strapped around her ankle that is supposed to detect booze … and nothing else. Full Story

The Daily Legs, Skin, and the Bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Kate Hudson at Naomi Watts’s baby shower yesterday – total gorgessity, non? Skin is soft and supple and well hydrated, long long tanned legs, and that bag… Must.Have.The.Bag. Still nothing solid re: what’s really going on between Kate and Dax Shepard with whom she was seen hand in hand last week. Full Story