Hot…but Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 08:21:28 October 10, 2007 08:21:28

He’s hot…but this is f&cking hilarious and undoubtedly the butt of many jokes in the New England locker room if his teammates have had the pleasure of seeing it. Snort. Tom Brady’s ads for Stetson are so awful, so awkward, and SO cheese…and still he is so so SO foine! But… Stetson??? Stetson??? There is no doubt in my mind Tom Ford would take his own face of his own ads for Tom Brady. Full Story

The Directors: Kiki & Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 08:00:05 October 10, 2007 08:00:05

Last night at the Glamour Reel Moments event - both Kate Hudson and Kirsten Dunst (and Rita Wilson too!) directed short films featuring real stories from Glamour Magazine readers. Sigh. Kate Hudson’s face – no wonder why Owen Wilson fell impossibly in love. She’s irresistible. As for my Kiki, her directorial debut features another favourite: Winona Ryder in Welcome, about a family “confronted with an unexpected occupant” in their new home. Full Story

Scarlett Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 07:29:56 October 10, 2007 07:29:56

With Scarlett Johansson – I totally would. Maybe even a permanent switch. Look at her. The girl is literally mouthwatering. And much too much woman for little Pip. No wonder JT couldn’t hold Scarjo. Here’s Scarlett on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle – a little dirty without going low rent, at the same time classy but not unapproachable, not too “pretty” nor unrealistically perfect, and that body…the body currently wrapped around Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Overkill at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 07:10:02 October 10, 2007 07:10:02

Love the coat, all over the boots, it’s really the hat and makeup that make it so grossly offensive, don’t you think? Check out Jennifer Lopez arriving at Letterman yesterday and then again on his couch. Seriously, did she break up with Scott Barnes again? What’s with the overkill over the eyes? As for the main issue – while she has yet to confirm it herself, Us Weekly is proclaiming loud on their latest cover what Oribe has already known for weeks, and what many of you who know about such things had already concluded upon seeing her nose. Full Story

KFed’s Inspiration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

She has taken golddigging to a whole new level. Because while KFed may have married a Britney, Heather Mills went and scored herself a Beatle. Not only that but she also totally screwed him over and will also get paid in the process. This is why the woman is an inspiration to greedy f&ckers just like her. Full Story

Pene loves Javy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 06:23:01 October 10, 2007 06:23:01

A new smutty kink for those who believe Pene’s a lesbian ... Spanish gossips are reporting that she’s hooked up with the sizzling hotness of Javier Bardem and Hola Magazine claims this photo of them together on the beach confirm their romance. Perfect couple, non? Me lovey! No but seriously… Javier Barden is unbelievable. Full Story

24 X 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 06:09:21 October 10, 2007 06:09:21

Rather ironic, don"t you think? Kiefer Sutherland plead no contest to DUI yesterday and will reportedly be sentenced to 48 days for drinking, then getting behind the wheel of a car and attempting to kill people…not once, BUT TWICE. Kiefer was previously charged in 2004 and was on probation last month when arrested again for the same offence. Full Story

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You can’t rehabilitate a famewhore. Especially not one raised by Dina Lohan. Just five minutes out of rehab and already an exclusive sit down interview including photos with OK! Magazine...clearly someone is eager to knock Britney off the tabloid mountain.

Lindsay Lohan is back! More on that later.

Am trying to make it through one day without Britney. Fingers crossed.

Tuesday – live blogging, check back often. Also posted on Monday and late Friday, please scroll down if you missed.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Save Ben’s Career

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 14:20:55 October 9, 2007 14:20:55

Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut. I will see it. Not because early reviews have returned positive feedback and not because Casey Affleck has a certain je ne sais quoi (loved him in The Last Kiss) but because the movie is make it or break it for Ben’s career. And he acknowledges as much in a new interview with Details. Full Story

Gossip is Good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 00:00:00 October 9, 2007 00:00:00

Tuesdays are good. Tuesday are good because Gossip Girl is good. And Gossip Girl has just been picked up for a full season! I’m telling you… if you haven’t already, you really must. It is sinful and silly and will do nothing for your brain or, for that matter, your heart. But the clothes are incredible and the girls are so deliciously, perfectly horrible to each other and best of all, Tyra Banks isn’t lecturing someone every five minutes so seriously, take a morality break and download the first 3 episodes. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Sweat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 11:25:52 October 9, 2007 11:25:52

Emails from half of Toronto about this – Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass hit up the Yorkville Club around noon EST today for a work out. He was with a trainer while she, according to multiple sources, “trailed behind like a puppy” and acted like a “wet blanket”. Full Story