Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So I spent part of the afternoon yesterday holed up in the decadent penthouse suite at the Metropolitan Hotel in Vancouver with Taylor Kitsch – Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights. It’s totally what you think.

Ok… it’s not.

But I did interview him for eTalk and He.Is.Perfect. Which explains the Freebie Five entry. Tom Ford is gone. Taylor Kitsch is on. More on that later. Am still recovering.

Congratulations to Anne B, Kathryn B, Catherine S, Nancy M, Ruth H., and Mary P – all winners of the Atonement Giveaway.

Also to Brent R, Hillary B, Leslie C, Meaghan B, and Philip S for Sicko.

And Rachelle M for winning the RBK Prize Pack Giveaway.

Finally to Robin N, Jeff V, Gerrilyn G (where are you??? please reply! DVDs are waiting!), and the grand prize winner Frances M for the Harry Potter Contest including copies of both Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and December Boys.

Click here for more chances to win Harry Potter gear.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 15th Birthday to Peter in Richmond Hill. You’re making this old hag feel honoured that someone so young is enjoying my smut! Brett Favre Forever!

PPS. Happy Birthday also to Rebekah who shares it with Brad Pitt. And 18 is a very lucky number…enjoy it!

PPPS. PROJECT RUNWAY CANADA – the finale was amazing! I don’t watch the US version but I can’t imagine anyone being as fierce as Iman. I worship Iman. And the show is first class. Bring it back for a 2nd season!

PPPPS. Gwen Stefani is not spending holidays on detox. Johnny Depp does not receive trailer visits from young gay video boys.

Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 16:25:30 December 18, 2007 16:25:30

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass. Full Story

Taylor Kitsch: Tim Riggins in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 12:08:28 December 18, 2007 12:08:28

Let’s kick this off with a little gloat. Not for me but for Friday Night Lights – the best show ever that you are not watching. Here’s an email I received yesterday from a reader called JS: I"ve been huffing my way quarter-heartedly through a TERRIBLE season of Grey"s Anatomy. Just so bad that whenever the episode is over, I"m sad that I could have spent that time doing my nails, scrubbing my toilet or anything else more interesting. Full Story

Flats Are Evil: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 08:28:06 December 18, 2007 08:28:06

Remember when Victoria threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers game… in wedge runners??? If there is one moment that epitomises her plastic campy perfection, this had to be it. How can you not love it? How can you not love her? Or how can you not love hating her? She is a celebrity dream, a gay’s wet dream, and every gossip’s go-to girl for smut that always delivers without being sad. Full Story

Make It Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 07:54:07 December 18, 2007 07:54:07

In all fairness, Fergie has become much more attractive of late compared to what it looked like 2 years ago. But seriously… this cover isn’t much of a reflection of her improved appearance. Does she have photo approval? Because if so, Fergie and her publicist must be blind. Here she is on the new cover of Blender with her mouth wide open and the ugly spilling out. Full Story

GMD Pushed Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 07:45:25 December 18, 2007 07:45:25

Variety is reporting that Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie has been pushed back from a summer release due to production delays. Valkryie was originally set to take on the summer box office. Stupid move. It will now come out in October 2008 for awards season positioning next year. Full Story

Hudson Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 07:13:45 December 18, 2007 07:13:45

Am all over Kate Hudson’s dating game. No strings, just sex only, please don’t fall in love with me… see you later after 2 or 3 months. Love it. As such, am disappointed that Kate’s throwing around some Rossum. Does she really need to throw around the Rossum? Does she need to cheese? Kate is too cool to cheese, non? Kate Hudson, January issue of Vogue. Full Story

Chuck Bass is Over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 00:00:00 December 18, 2007 00:00:00

Ugh. Hate when this happens. You fall in love with a character and he becomes the hotness. Then the dude gets his picture taken and it all turns to sh*t. Such is the case with Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. If you’re into him too, stop reading here. The photos will ruin him for you. Ed Westwick (Chuck), Penn Badgley, and Chace Crawford stopped by TRL the other day to promote the show. Full Story

Monday, December 17, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.

Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.

Britney’s Piece of Me video – did you watch? Thoughts? More on that later.

Monday, am online all day, check back back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT on Holiday Detox. Also NOT Angelina Jolie.

Pam & Rick: take two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. Even more so than usual. Full Story

Two Months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 11:55:05 December 17, 2007 11:55:05

Pam Anderson filed for divorce on Friday from Rick Salomon just after telling the world they f&ck all the time and that she’s the happiest she’s ever been. I can’t imagine anyone is surprised. Even less shocking – she’s also requested spousal support. And she wants him to pay her legal fees. Full Story