Cancelled or Summoned or Straying?

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose it is rather unkind to make the assumption just because he went to rehab, right? And still the allegations continue. Full Story

Desperate at Coachella

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

source Mischa Barton… sit down. Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic. Full Story

Bent Face & Bad Footwear

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story

What Would Your Mother Say?

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she saw you, if she saw you like this? Leg hitched up in the most compromising of positions – Nicky Hilton with her boyfriend last week at a club. So slovenly. So exposed. So… Base. Base is what it is. To me there is nothing that screams cheap louder than public straddling standing up. Full Story

Cam & Drew at Coachella

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing a full on love affair. Full Story

Posh… recycles???

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And to celebrate the signing, well of course Posh went shopping. Shopping in red…and recycled? UK papers have astutely pulled out pics from last year showing Posh in the exact same ensemble in NYC…on the EXACT same day. So here’s Victoria, doing what girls do, showing off her home and showing UP her BFF Katie Holmes. Full Story

Concrete Tits Unapologetic

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story

House of Blues and the new man?

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend. Cops gave her a warning and let her go. Made headline news… More interesting is all the buzz about a comeback performance at a small venue – the House of Blues in the next week or so – for which she’s supposedly been working her ass off. Full Story

My, Gwyneth, Dancing

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just couldn’t help myself on Wednesday – had to PVR the American Idol Gives Back telethon. Was at times cringing at the irresistible cheese (Celine & Elvis) and at others moved to tears – heaving, sobbing, wailing, particularly when the unflappable Simon Cowell lost his sh-t. And of course for Annie Lennox…had to tune in for Annie Lennox. Full Story

Dream, Come, True

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol misuse and the UNglamour of hard living in advance of the upcoming prom season. Full Story