Gerry’s Paparazzi Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 07:10:06 June 6, 2008 07:10:06

The Newroom is down the street from The Ivy on Robertson. If you’re eating on Robertson, you’re there for a reason: you want to be seen. It is an indisputable fact. Why hang out with the paps when there are so many other, and better!, places to eat in West Hollywood? So here’s Gerard Butler yesterday after lunch at the Newsroom, photographed by several outlets, perhaps because he’s finally achieved a slight improvement on the way he wears his pants. Full Story

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The Brange Ultimatum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 06:52:00 June 6, 2008 06:52:00

So here we are… June 6, 2008. Still no official word that the Wonder Twins have been activated though the rumour of the day is that Angelina and Brad will be heading to Marseilles. Absolutely no foundation for this, save for French reporters scouring their entire nation for the best hospitals. Full Story

The Brange Supremacy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 06:48:56 June 6, 2008 06:48:56

The more talk of a conspiracy, the more intrigue and anticipation. When are They coming? The world is waiting. Waiting and watching and growing more anxious and foaming at the mouth and all of it serves as proper justification… Word is, there was some hesitation over the price tag of those photos. Full Story

The Brange Conspiracy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 06:46:53 June 6, 2008 06:46:53

It was a week ago that Entertainment Tonight confirmed that Angelina Jolie had given birth to twin girls. A week ago that the Brange reps denied ET’s report and since then a full scale investigation has been launched into the “conspiracy” that prompted one of the safest, most mainstream, MiniVan-catering shows to forge ahead boldly with what turned out to be a bogus story. Full Story

June 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 06:42:00 June 6, 2008 06:42:00

Happy Birthday Leitha in Nova Scotia! Looking forward to the Big, Original Idea. Please do share when it happens. And thank you, so much, for supporting the smut for so long. To Shelagh E in Halifax – Happy Birthday from your bff Heather! To Helena on your 37th – sending you birthday wishes and Gwyneth solidarity and will be dancing along with you at George Michael because I’m going too and I’m not sure I understand this “Mutts-Schmel” thing but it sounds cute anyway. Full Story

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

What is that they always say? Without darkness there is no light. Without pain, there could be no compassion. Without evil, would we know goodness?

The Wonder Twins are about to bless the earth, the embodiment of all that is pure and right. Perhaps then it is only natural – that to coincide with the twins’ arrival, their polar opposite must be conceived too. If the double deities represent hope for humanity, then any spawn of Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton occupies the other end of the spectrum, everything that is wrong with the world: disease, war, hate, hunger.

Good has battled evil since the beginning. And since there is no evil like the evils that sprout from between Ebola’s legs, no wonder we needed two Jolie-Pitts to fight that sh*t. An Ebola baby would undoubtedly be a formidable foe.

Yes gossips…

Hollywood is buzzing that Ebola is pregnant. More on that later.

Thursday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Niagara Falls Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 13:07:00 June 5, 2008 13:07:00

Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a hilarious one of my mother in the barrel from back in the 70s. Full Story

A Good Gay Maintains His Brows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 12:20:00 June 5, 2008 12:20:00

Tom Ford popped in for a plucking today at Anastasia. But of course. Anastasia is said to be the best eyebrow stylist, like, ever. Would expect nothing less for this hot piece who seems to be spending more and more time in LA these days. I hear he’s working on a movie. Wants to get into production. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:51:00 June 5, 2008 11:51:00

More Money KFed Jr’s Not Getting (DListed)

A Face More Frightening than Granny Freeze! (Hollywood Tuna )

Charlize Theron: pro-flirting (INO)

Heidi Montag’s Ashlee Simpson (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Madge Have a Cameo? (Holy Moly )

I’m the only one who thinks Lily Allen is Pretty in Pink (Cele|bitchy)

Time Away + a tee shirt = McConaughey is hot again (ASL)

Shiloh Has Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:28:16 June 5, 2008 11:28:16

We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’s rep has denied Full Story