All Time Homo Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 10:57:52 October 8, 2007 10:57:52

The most stylish man in the universe and f*ck me…he has to be gay. Who doesn’t covet Tom Ford? Feast your eyes on Tom, all of him, in Out. His sly arrogance, his pompous attitude, his horny-bitch quotes on women, his horny-bitch quote on straight men, and of course his TOIT ass… Tom Ford is pure heartbreaking quiveration. Full Story

Granny Freeze at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 10:47:41 October 8, 2007 10:47:41

Nicole Kidman was in NYC this weekend to promote her latest Margot at the Wedding – three outings and three scary ass sightings. First – at a screening for Margot, hair down in a virginal dress. You will note there’s not a wrinkle on her face – NOT ONE – in spite the unmistakable gray at her temples. Full Story

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At Least…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 10:00:14 October 8, 2007 10:00:14

At least he’s not a deadbeat dad? What else is there to say? Five children – I think – and three baby mothers... Sean Diddy Daddy Puffy Combs clearly does not believe in monogamy or, for that matter, condoms. Turns out he got a girl pregnant just 5 months before getting his official (at the time) girlfriend pregnant with twins last year. Full Story

Hollywood Musical Love Chairs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 09:42:25 October 8, 2007 09:42:25

Cameron Diaz dated Jared Leto. Cam and Jared broke up. Cam went on to Justin Timberlake, Jared to Scarlett Johansson. Then Cam and JT split and JT had a brief fling with Scarlett. Now Cam is with Bradley Cooper who happens to be starring in He’s Just Not That Into You with… Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Silicone & Denim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 09:40:33 October 8, 2007 09:40:33

Style recipe for long lasting love: Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in Vegas wearing – shocker!!! – not a white bikini but a white denim Valentino dress. All class, baby… all class. This is, of course, Pam’s third time down the aisle. And her third time down the aisle with a lovely respectable man. Full Story

Friday, October 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

As I’ve been reporting all week, Britney’s video for Gimme More is now available on iTunes and will premiere on MTV on Monday. Click here to see it. But while critics have been relatively kind in their judgment, having forced myself to go through it twice, I honestly don’t know what they’re talking about. And I love this song.

First of all, there’s no shot that lasts longer than 5 seconds. Crazy cutting all over the place obviously because she couldn’t hold her sh-t long enough to make it through the shoot without incident. You do remember that don’t you?

The dancing, the styling, the everything… all second rate, especially heartbreaking from someone who is known for bringing the slick. Once upon a time Britney was a first class performer. Once upon a time, Britney was overpackaged but visually spectacular. Which is why images like these are so sad. If you dig deep there’s a glimpse of what she was. How pretty she was. How cute she was. How polished she was. What a great nose she used to have.

And now…

Le Sigh.

Quick confession: had some time to kill last night before The Office started. Decided to YouTube my favourite Britney appearance. It was 2001. It was the Superbowl Halftime Show. Aerosmith, Mary J, Nelly, N Sync, and Britney. She was wearing those silver low riders and grooving with Justin, remember? If not, click here to remember. I remember. Those were the days…

And today is the day!!!

Or, more appropriately, tonight is the night. It is Friday night. And Friday Night Lights the 2nd season premieres tonight. The most perfect season of television is back for an attempt at a repeat. If you still haven’t picked up the dvd… seriously, why not??? Why continue wasting your time on the insulting sh-t that is Grey’s Anatomy and ignore the most wonderful show in years?

Please don’t. Get the DVD, mad rush through it this weekend. And then download the premiere episode of season 2 if you have to. I promise… you won’t regret it.

Have a great weekend. Canada – Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Yours,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Brandy… I hear you and Jen J can’t stand the Alba Demon. Clearly you’re my kinda girl though truth be told, word is she’s been relatively bearable on the set of the Love Guru in Toronto. Maybe her co-star’s douchebag antics have given her pause?

Classic Hello Kitty Diva Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 13:12:35 October 5, 2007 13:12:35

She is a gift to good gossip. Her Cheese is unparalleled – an endless source of amusement on the darkest of days. Here is Mariah Carey on the cover of Glamour Magazine. And the interview inside doesn’t disappoint. Two passages in particular: Mariah’s New York triplex is massive – 12,000 square feet of Mimi cheese, so spacious she has no clue how many bathrooms, one of which is devoted to Hello Kitty. Full Story

Still Skinny… Still Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 00:00:00 October 5, 2007 00:00:00

Despite rumours earlier this year that they had split, Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias are clearly still together and appear to be going strong. Used to abhor their public fondling sessions. Now, having seen everyone else’s bare cooch one too many times, actually kinda miss the sight of them grinding off each other in bold daylight. Full Story

My Gwynnie’s Good Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 12:34:35 October 5, 2007 12:34:35

My Gwyneth has never had to struggle. And shooting her reality tv eating show is no exception. Check her out in Spain, wine glass at the ready, and – shocker! – holding her own umbrella??? Am reeling. Gwynnie and I, we have the same hair right now. Am thrilled. You will note she looks super cute and super casual. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Giveaway #8 - FIXED!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 00:00:00 October 5, 2007 00:00:00

Wrong link previously. PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. I missed one during TIFF so we’re doubling up this time. It’s Week #8 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips gift basket valued at $100 including the full range of SoftLips products can be yours! If you are interested… Guess the Lips! Who do they belong to? Hint: three initials and a tell tale witch boil…this can’t be too challenging. Full Story