SamRo brings work!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 09:52:56 July 22, 2008 09:52:56

Lindsay Lohan is in love. She is (hopefully) sober. Her dirty face has gradually disappeared. And she is working non-stop. Sapphic Sam is a good luck charm? Check out Lilo today on the set of Ugly Betty, reporting for work, well behaved, and remarkably undercover while in New York City. No reports of any partying. Full Story

The Best New Besties!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 08:09:45 July 22, 2008 08:09:45

Amazing! Emma Watson aka Hermoine Granger has a new BFF. Only the best BFF, like, ever. Her name? Bee Shaffer, daughter of none other than Anna Wintour who could probably wither even Bellatrix Lestrange. One of the great honours of my life was being visually dismissed by Ms Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala in 2007. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 08:04:25 July 22, 2008 08:04:25

More entertaining than Lauren vs Heidi. For reals. (Dlisted)

My doppelganger has concrete tits (Hollywood Tuna)

One lame song = p*ssy for a decade (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What an exploitative, parent pimp former hooker wears to court (INO)

8 Mile Waffle House beatdown (Holy Moly UK)

Is this why her witch boil went missing? (Cele|bitchy)

The GMD’s real date at the races (IDLYITW)

Lust Fool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 07:18:18 July 22, 2008 07:18:18

Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old. So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Full Story

Maggie in a jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 06:49:00 July 22, 2008 06:49:00

LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. Ever. Still. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 06:41:04 July 22, 2008 06:41:04

Christian Bale walked the carpet yesterday in London at the European premiere of The Dark Knight, hot as ever, but with a little more gravitas than usual. Initially thought perhaps he was tired of the dog and pony show, given his penchant for extreme privacy... turns out something more sinister may be at play. Full Story

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July 22, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 06:21:00 July 22, 2008 06:21:00

To Jana F in the Hammer from your lovely sister Circus Tail. Happy Birthday!! You are the BEST sister in the whole world, even if you do like Britney Spears, Gavin Rossdale, zombie movies and anything with a gold-gilded/sparkle finish. Now, picture this in your head: SISTERS....GETTING OLDER.... Full Story

Monday, July 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Fred Segal is evil. It was the end of a decadent girls’ weekend. We were driving down La Cienaga towards the airport yesterday, 15 minutes early, and happened to be approaching Melrose.

Julie: What should we do?
Me: Freg Segal. Now. Go.

Power shopping – it’s dangerous. Am broke. But this weekend I too brought my twins home: size 8, 105mm thin covered heel, brushed patent, pink and nude striped pumps. And even though they’re not Holy Jolie Pitts, they will be loved and cared for, just as if I birthed them myself.

The Dark Knight… Right? Right?

It’s Monday – busy, busy weekend recap. Am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. There is no crisis in JLo’s commitment.

Leo Love Bars…still

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 14:38:24 July 21, 2008 14:38:24

They’re engaged, then they aren’t seen together in public so they break up, then five minutes later it’s like they’re walking down the aisle – according to the tabloids, Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli have a rather dramatic love. Or maybe he’s just so undercover he really knows how to hide and plug the leaks? Leo rarely ventures out… but when he does, he’s always a prime target. Full Story

Hiding His Pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 11:55:27 July 21, 2008 11:55:27

Hayden Christensen was in LA this weekend with girlfriend Rachel Bilson – seen here running errands. Hayden hasn’t worked in a while. And since he’s also trying to break out of the box of teen pop appeal, like so many of his pretty boy peers, Hayden is hiding his pretty by working out the hirsute. Full Story

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