About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story
Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend. Cops gave her a warning and let her go. Made headline news… More interesting is all the buzz about a comeback performance at a small venue – the House of Blues in the next week or so – for which she’s supposedly been working her ass off. Full Story
So…… turns out Sean Penn was with Eve BEFORE she crashed her car and also offered to post her bail but took off before "this becomes something bigger than it is."
This? What is this???
Smutty sense tingling madly… yours?
Finally Friday. Live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts - have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Just couldn’t help myself on Wednesday – had to PVR the American Idol Gives Back telethon. Was at times cringing at the irresistible cheese (Celine & Elvis) and at others moved to tears – heaving, sobbing, wailing, particularly when the unflappable Simon Cowell lost his sh-t. And of course for Annie Lennox…had to tune in for Annie Lennox. Full Story
Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol misuse and the UNglamour of hard living in advance of the upcoming prom season. Full Story
Still the most beautiful woman in the world when she’s not at her best, but I think we can all agree, this is not Jolie’s best…though there really is no other side profile like her side profile, non? Angie at the launch of Global Action for Children yesterday – undeniably painfully thin, especially her legs and her arms. Full Story
Don’t mean to gloat but this is why I hate Bump Watch. Totally not interested. Click here for a refresher. So six weeks ago, it was practically a forgone conclusion from MANY of you that she was pregnant. At the time, I wrote that her boobs didn’t match the bump, and seriously…just because someone’s a little bloated, or isn’t sporting a Hollywood concave stomach, doesn’t mean there’s a baby on board. Full Story
Have heard from readers in Austin – that Scarlett flew there to join Ryan Reynolds for a few days earlier this week, seen hanging out in his trailer underneath a brown wig. However, has not been in Austin however since Wednesday evening and is apparently performing with The Jesus and Mary Chain at Coachella this weekend. Full Story
It’s Christian Lacroix Haute Couture and it is sublime, don’t you think? Kirsten Dunst in Sweden for Spidey, the 2nd leg of the tour for which Tobey Maguire has been absent - likely back home to see his baby - but they are all scheduled to be together for the big US premiere on Monday. Can’t imagine what my Kiki has in store … which is why she’s fun to watch – you just never know, you know? Oh and save it with the tits. Full Story
Where’s the beans??? Hugh Grant yesterday, a day after attacking a pappy with a tupperware inside a ziplock bag full of beans. This if course was the same incident during which Hugh asked the photographer: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire!” Can’t say it any better than one of my producers at eTalk, Laura, who made the following observation yesterday: “Not only is this comedy gold, but he"s a millionaire. Full Story
At first glance, Jakey G pushing a stroller – major quiveration. And then the pants kick in. The atrocious way he wears his pants, the terrible way they don’t hang off his bubble bum, and how they’re stretched too tightly across the front – quiveration killed. But not enough, I suppose, to kick him off the Freebie Five. Full Story