Weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2007 12:00:00 July 19, 2007 12:00:00

The Emmy nominations. Despite the fact that is has been widely hailed as one of the most impressive shows to come around in a long, long time, the geriatric f&cks at the Academy couldn’t bother to update their nomination ballots for Friday Night Lights. Grey’s Seasons 1 and 2? Absolutely. Full Story

Grenier gets a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2007 12:00:00 July 19, 2007 12:00:00

Her name is Melissa Keller. She is, surprise!, a model-turned-actress who has appeared in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Apparently they’ve known each other a while, have been dating on and off, and have recently taken their relationship in a more serious direction. Here they are at New Year’s. Full Story

Posh: Sag & Success

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2007 12:00:00 July 19, 2007 12:00:00

Oh the British press…they love to hate her. And today she gave them a golden nugget. Photos of Victoria in LA yesterday – slim but still saggy with some cellie too! All that not eating and smoking and the end result is just like us, only I had agnellotti last night. Ricotta and spinach in a heavy heavy cream sauce with even more cheese sprinkled on top and 2 dinner rolls and dessert too. Full Story

Entrepreneurial Pip in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2007 12:00:00 July 19, 2007 12:00:00

Justin Timberlake yesterday in NYC for the opening of his restaurant Southern Hospitality. As you can see, Pipsqueak is grumpy per usual until it counts – on the carpet, while he’s selling, Pip brings his game. And his family too. Mom and grandpa showed up with other family members to support as did Jay-Z and Lance Bass but not Biel’s Shelf Ass. Full Story

Exhibitionist at the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2007 12:00:00 July 19, 2007 12:00:00

Britney at the beach – after a business meeting during which she appeared to be signing contracts, the chicken fried twat decided she was hot and pulled over, stripped down to her skivvies, and jumped in the water, accompanied of course by the small army of photographers assigned to her beat. Curiously enough, the lighting happened to be so beautiful at that time of day, some of these pics could actually be editorial quality. Full Story

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Two more sleeps. Two more sleeps til the late night line up. Two more sleeps ‘til his fate is revealed. Not even dinner with Gwyneth could come between me and Harry Friday night.

And in continuing with this week’s Potter-inspired Freebie Five, you will note #1 has been adjusted yet again. Equine and spiritual – what’s not to love?

So the new LAX opening in Vegas at the end of August will be hosted by Britney Spears. LAX investors include Nick Lachey, Wilmer Valderrama, and none other than Christina Aguilera. Which means Britney is now working for those once considered her peers.

Shame.

Does she really need the money???

Wednesday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. All new posts will continue UNDER the Site Brief for the remainder of the week to catch those who don’t visit the site every day. Sorry for the inconvenience!

The Site Brief

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

A few notes before you start drafting your complaint: Logging in: A few features are subscription-driven. Like the personalised Freebie Five. Per our Privacy Policy, we will NOT sell, trade, and/or distribute your information. The Freebie Five:Right now, it is database driven and slowly being compiled from anyone who has ever appeared on the site. Full Story

Pervy but Hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

I paused it at some good parts. Immature…but he is just soooo perfect. For the truly obsessed… a three minute voyeur video of David Beckham at a photo shoot. Time well spent for me, perhaps a waste if he doesn’t give you quiver. But if he does, if he does give you quiver… click here Full Story

An Ebola Survivor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

There is hope. An unlikely survivor but a survivor nonetheless. Nick Carter – best known as a Backstreet Boy then as Hollywood Ebola"s boyfriend…which was when it all went to sh-t. He lost his cute, he was accused of beating that bitch down, there was a DUI, and there was bloat. Full Story

The New John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. Full Story

Her One Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

Again with this tired ass play. Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up. Now Us Weekly is calling her single, sad, and pathetic on the cover and all of a sudden, Jennifer and Paul are back on…according to OK Magazine. Full Story