Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. Full Story
Again with this tired ass play. Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up. Now Us Weekly is calling her single, sad, and pathetic on the cover and all of a sudden, Jennifer and Paul are back on…according to OK Magazine. Full Story
Me too! Anna Wintour certainly has her favourites and Winona Ryder has long been one of them. Also helps that Winona is also a favourite of Marc Jacobs which explains the dress on the cover and her devotion, even before he was “Marc Jacobs”, to his designs. After several tough years, it appears Nonie is one her way back. Full Story
The new cover of Us Weekly examining why Hollywood’s most eligible women can’t find love. Jennifer Aniston – easy,she’s pathetic. Jessica Simpson – also easy. She’s a tranny. Two Desperates who can only be defined by a Man. But Cameron Diaz? Does Cameron Diaz deserve the same categorisation? Does she deserve to be lumped in with the weakness when of all things, Cam is clearly not weak? Besides, since when did being single suck more than being compared to Aniston and Simpson? Seriously… source Full Story
Though she’s loved by gays and gossips, Posh knows the key to America is the MiniVan Majority. And still she can’t shed the stilettos. Love. Her. So here she is with the boys at soccer practise, cuddling with Cruz as Brooklyn imitates Dad, playing sideline mom along with all the other sideline moms and hoping for a feature on the cover of People Magazine. Full Story
At dinner with my cousin Cat last night – two grown women well into our thirties and when the subject of David Beckham came up, still we had to squeal. And she’s not really the type. But on pure physical loin-pounding quiveration…seriously, who’s hotter than Becks? And what’s hotter than Becks protecting his property – also his wife’s privates – as she descended from their car the other night. Full Story
The gay vote is unanimous. Every ‘mo I know loved Hairspray. And many, many girls too. So if you’re into musicals, be assured Hairspray is not the colossal bore that Dreamgirls was. Scientologists are invincible, non? Still, his success also means Michelle Pfeiffer’s triumphant comeback. Full Story
Was it Major??? F&ck the critics… I thought it was Major. And judging from your emails, you did too.
By the way – was that Marla Maples? More on the Posh special later.
Thanks for all your kind words and not so kind words re: the new site design. It is still a work in progress – will continue to keep you posted on improvements.
Most of your Freebie Five nominations have been added for your personal lists. Some of the bugs you’ve forwarded on have also been corrected.
You’ll note that in keeping up with Harry Potter week mine has been updated as well. Alan Rickman is a sexy beast. And Severus Snape is a sexy Slytherin – I still believe.
Am in and out of meetings today, will post on the fly.
Yours in gossip,
PS. All new posts will continue UNDER the Site Brief.
PPS. Will be on TSN’s Off the Record with Michael Landsberg today – check it out!
Trouble is apparently plaguing the world’s most beautiful couple – word is Gisele and Tom are rowing because Bridget Moynihan is scheduled to deliver Tom’s son on Friday which is also Gisele’s birthday. Even though his family is vacationing with the two of them, some say Gisele is becoming increasingly insecure and the tension is spilling over in public. Full Story
Katie Holmes was let out of the GMD’s clutches for a very good reason yesterday: to attend the premiere of Hairspray starring none other than church-mate John Travolta. And free from the diminutive influence of her husband, Katie as you can see is workin’ the carpet hard, giving us a sad glimpse of what could have been. Full Story