The Anti-Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 07:34:00 March 10, 2008 07:34:00

Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the 2 of you who insist on defending Miley Cyrus – how come Emma at 15 wasn’t grating like Miley Cyrus is right now? Don’t tell me it’s not the same either. Full Story

My Gwyneth and her “C”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 07:17:46 March 10, 2008 07:17:46

Were you hoping for something pervy? It’s sexy… but not pervy. And probably full of sh*t…but still, Gwyneth Paltrow went to Selfridges and paid just over a hundred dollars for a “C” tattoo on her top of her thigh? Just before the private zone? According to the Steve Flannery, that’s what she wanted. Full Story

Ewan in Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 06:55:00 March 10, 2008 06:55:00

Why can’t all men look this fine in pants and white shoes? White shoes! Don’t lie to me and tell me this isn’t the hotness, either. Ewan McGregor is the hotness. Here he is at the Empire Film Awards in London last night, stylish but not desperate to be, with his very thick wedding band prominently on display. Full Story

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That’s More Like It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 06:52:34 March 10, 2008 06:52:34

Like many of you, the loins stopped quivering for Clooney after that embarrassing little tussle with Fabio. Seriously... losing your cool over Fabio??? Giving Fabio an extra five minutes he doesn’t deserve? It was George’s darkest day. Full Story

March 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 06:48:34 March 10, 2008 06:48:34

To Andrea who is turning 18 today – Happy Birthday! Love that you and mom share my smut. To Jax – welcome to 34! And find some friends who can appreciate gossip… wtf? To Veronica – half of 50… Happy 25th! You’ve been reading since this was just an email – 20% of your life! Thank you, love you, owe you. Full Story

Friday, March 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Posted late in the day yesterday, please scroll down to get caught up.

Oscar contest winner has finally made contact. Sorry to disappoint those of you waiting to pounce. Heads up to check hotmail and junk mail settings on accounts if there’s a contest you want to win badly… the Junos are coming up quick. And a Juno Swag Bag is up for grabs. Contest details to come soon but you could win the same swag bag given to presenters and performers valued at, literally, thousands of dollars, including clothing and beauty products and even trips. Wouldn’t want you to miss out just because your email goes wonky.

Finally it’s Friday. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Wrong Girl is not Cher or Kelly Clarkson or Jennifer Hudson.

Man Ads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 11:03:00 March 7, 2008 11:03:00

Clooney for Omega in Japan. Ewan McGregor is the new face of Davidoff. Who quivers you more? Tough call, but something tells me Ewan would get down with an Asian quicker than George. And the way I picture it with Ewan involves silliness and sexiness…like periodic bouts of naked air guitar in between the bump bumps. Full Story

Smarmy Shame Screw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 10:24:00 March 7, 2008 10:24:00

Ed Westwick is a total Shame F&ck. Which is why he is the perfect Chuck Bass. Among his other illustrious attributes, Chuck Bass is Blair’s Shame F&ck. Not to be confused with a Hate F&ck. Tara Reid is a Hate F&ck. The kind of person you sleep with when you’re raging, looking for something to punish. Full Story

Meredith & McDreamy Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 09:56:00 March 7, 2008 09:56:00

Anyone still care? About the sh-t that has become Grey’s Anatomy? Spoiler alert! Shonda Rhimes told EW.com that: "My goal is to get Meredith and Derek together for good and let them try to figure out what it is to be in a relationship in the future. Full Story

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:40:00 March 7, 2008 08:40:00

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story