Gorgessity or Bulimic Jaw?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 13:07:18 August 29, 2007 13:07:18

Renee Zellweger, Keira Knightley… I call it Bulimic Jaw after my friend Dr Beth told me about the way the corners of a woman’s jaw start protruding after too much binging and purging. Keira Knightley however says she doesn’t have an eating disorder, has never had an eating disorder, and sued the Daily Mirror for suggesting she had an eating disorder. Full Story

Daddy Loves Miss Z

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 09:45:52 August 29, 2007 09:45:52

Couldn’t help it…saw these and had to share the quiveration. Massive quiveration. Brad Pitt and Miss Zahara bonding in NYC yesterday. SO cute and SO hot. Brad is in fact almost perfect here. The pants, the gait, clearly charmed by his child, the easy relaxed energy he appears to be passing off to his kids even in the most frenzied circus-like of situations – sexiest thing ever. Full Story

Puck Bunny and Carb Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 09:12:33 August 29, 2007 09:12:33

Hilary Duff and that hockey player still going strong. Here they are in NYC after dinner last night – she as usual is super cute with her ghetto fab earrings, he unfortunately appears to have a case of Ryan Phillippe’s Carb Face. Or is it just me? Cardigan needs some work too. The Isles kick off pre-season in just three weeks. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 08:18:41 August 29, 2007 08:18:41

PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 3 – Jennifer Lopez! It’s Week #4 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips Full Story

Smile or Pout?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 08:03:34 August 29, 2007 08:03:34

Keira Knightley in Venice at a press conference for Atonement in Venice today. Keira of course is known for that annoying trademark pout, the one she was told to get rid of for Pride & Prejudice. I used to hate that pout but now, when faced with the alternative…not so sure. As for the dress – all over the style. Full Story

Chicken Fried Cellie Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 07:16:25 August 29, 2007 07:16:25

So says the very reliable Entertainment Weekly and it is a song that has NOT been leaked so far. The title is Gimme More, produced by a Timbaland protégé, said to be a potential “smash” – an uptempo dance track. She shot the disastrous video for it a few weeks ago…with the stripper pole, remember? The magazine is quoting inside sources who’ve heard Gimme More have compared it to JT’s FutureSex/LoveSounds in that for Britney, the song represents a new funky vibe with an infectious beat. Full Story

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

A thousand apologies for the way the site has been performing. The good news is that there has been an increase in traffic. The bad news is that we are working to accommodate it which could take a few days. Am so sorry for the inconvenience and beg your patience and understanding. Thank you, love you, owe you…

Late start and bleary-eyed this morning – just got my smutty hands on the brand new, red hot Friday Night Lights Season 1 DVD and couldn’t resist last night. For those of you who missed the train, it’s your chance now to figure out why this show was called the best on television, the most beautifully written, most perfect season in years. Special features are amazing but above all…above all things Kyle Chandler. And the way he looks at his tv wife Connie Britton… quiver like you’ve never. Trust.

Tuesday, blogging all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jughead Chew turns 3 today. We call him Juggie. Love you Cat.

The God of Animals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 00:00:00 August 28, 2007 00:00:00

LaineyBooks – the second recommendation. If you missed the review for Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, please click here If you have not read The God of Animals, skip to the next article. I gave a heads up on it a few weeks ago and the next book entries are listed below in BOLD. Full Story

Loyalty Rejected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 13:37:47 August 28, 2007 13:37:47

For all the people who’ve betrayed her, for all the times she’s been sold out, for her wanker douche no good freeloading son of a bitch bastard of an ex husband and every assistant/nanny/record producer who f&cked her over….you’d think Britney would have the sense to hang on to the one man, a professional to say the least, who actually refuses to turn his back. Full Story

Highwaist and Jaw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 00:00:00 August 28, 2007 00:00:00

Am sorry…it’s mean. But I’m going to hell anyway and be honest… the underbite is crazy. Also remember, she doesn"t think she"s beautiful, hates being called pretty. Everyone"s a complainer... Still…it’s Keira. She deserves better. And she actually works – imagine that. Full Story