Dating a Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2007 07:34:26 August 31, 2007 07:34:26

Perfect young couple: beautiful and cute, comparable status, first colleagues now lovers trying to stay out of the spotlight. At first, she was charmed by his charm, thought that she had found someone less brooding than her last boyfriend, someone less complicated, with fewer issues. Problem is, the honeymoon phase is over, and as is often the case when dating al narcissistic whiney bitches, their life has become completely about him – what he wants to do, who he wants to see, and what he wants to use. Full Story

Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2007 07:12:41 August 31, 2007 07:12:41

If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas on September 9th. Especially if she can still groove. As for exactly what the performance will entail, word is Cris Angel will “guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times” probably while she’s touching herself. Full Story

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Tom Ford, that sexy beast… have just seen the ad for his men’s fragrance. You likey? Am I disloyal to my gender if me likey? (thanks Michel!)

Just a week to go before TIFF begins – can’t wait! Am working on some fun giveaways exclusively for readers…stay tuned next week! Smut AND swag from TIFF central – will be on party duty, will keep you posted!

Thursday, online all day, check back often, even though the page takes forever to load – I know. It’s a pre-holiday week. Apparently everything stops working. Am so sorry for the f*ckery and appreciate your understanding.

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Sarah L who is headed for surgery – good luck! I understand you intend to stay on top of the gossip… I totally approve! Big hug – you’ll be great.


Britney: the new beats!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

Chicken fried… GOLD!!! OK, fair is fair. She’s still a dumb, dirty twat but damn, if this is really Gimme More, her reported new single, well then the sh-t is f7cking HOT! I love it. I hate myself for loving it. Click here for the clip Full Story

Getting To Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

Feels like a bloody long week. Does it feel that way for you? Extended weekend ahead, can’t wait. To get you to Friday afternoon, how ‘bout a little Leo love? These undated portraits will more than quiver your loins. Go for it. source  Full Story

When Gary goes away…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

Totally have a thing for Ashton Kutcher when he’s not rockin’ the pathetic Gary Beard. He’s gorgeous. And he looks great in pants. And he has that irresistible perpetually “young” look about him, like a frat boy only without the hazing and the gang rapes. Full Story

From Iraq to the Zoo!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 13:36:11 August 30, 2007 13:36:11

This just in! reader Paula saw Angelina and the children in Central Park today. Fresh off her humanitarian mission to the Middle East, Jolie is back on Mommy duty as Brad goes to work. Below – Paula’s observations unedited. FYI: the anti-Angelina faction will be unhappy…The Chosen One was actually with her mother! PS. Full Story

Like Clockwork

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 13:23:04 August 30, 2007 13:23:04

Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to her sending an assistant to “spy” on him during custodial visits. Full Story

Taupe in Tokyo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 10:19:13 August 30, 2007 10:19:13

Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The Kingdom. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Ageless and the Bean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

The Ageless Michelle Yeoh in Venice for the premiere of Far North. And for those of you who quiver for it, there’s a taste of the Bean. Growing up watching Hong Kong cinema, I’ve been looking at this woman now for 20 years. She STILL looks the same - maybe even better. And she totally reinvented herself to stay relevant. Full Story

Did You Know?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 09:35:20 August 30, 2007 09:35:20

That the healthy living Alba Demon smokes ciggies? Exclusive photos from Toronto tonight on eTalk! See? They all stay thin through smoking…especially the ones who claim to drink water and eat chicken breast only. Anyway, as you know, the snarling bitch is back with the brilliantly named Cash Warren. Full Story