Drug Free...really???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2007 12:00:00 July 16, 2007 12:00:00

Some exclusive dirt on Hollywood Ebola. Last week – a photo shoot spanning a few days at her house for German GQ and her own clothing line (WTF??? – more on that later). Apparently she has huge, huge, huge portraits of herself hanging from the walls. Full Story

Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve lived a deprived life, I think. Because up til yesterday I’d never ever peered inside a Hooters. But it’s summertime in Toronto and Hooters on John Street is open to the sidewalk so for the first time, I saw for myself the Orange Shorts. Amazing. Must dine there today.

It’s Friday – the LA Galaxy will “present” David Beckham at what they call a “low key” ceremony this afternoon. Something like 400 journalists expected, not known if Victoria and the boys will show but it’s not like her to pass up an occasion, non?

Finally the weekend! Enjoy!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is for Vee: the evil C can kiss my Chinese ass. Stay positive… am thinking of you.

Becks Blogs Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Oh. My. Loins. Judging from the reaction in my inbox, many of you are quivering too. I mean look at this man. Look at him!!! So to coincide with the his Galaxy arrival, Becks is now blogging – first entry was posted today. But seriously, do you really care what he has to say? To be honest…no. Full Story

Rockin’ Stella and a Cane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth … off crutches and stylin’ with a cane and the help of her friend Stella McCartney – love it. Here she is alongside Aerin Lauder at an Estee Lauder event in NYC. Casual chic gorgessity and of course. But of course her cane is from none other than Tom Ford. Of course. Interesting observation made of late in London – that Chris Martin who is supposed to be a teetotaller has been seen hitting the pub scene rather often. Full Story

The Site

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Herro Kitty! Herro Gossips! Me so happy happy, yay yay! Been promising a site re-design for ages – finally we’re almost there. And barring a disaster, the new look will be ready on Monday! We will launch new features with more to follow later on, the Gossip Guide will finally be updated, and there just might be a personalised Freebie Five for your own burning quiverations. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola: prison fellatio pays off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Oh reeeeally? The LA Sheriff’s Department is investigating allegations brought forward by the members of the for Los Angeles Deputy Sheriffs that Hollywood Ebola was given preferential treatment, allowed to use a cordless phone when others have to wait in line for the public pay phone and also receiving a brand new uniform instead of a hand-me-down. Full Story

All Smiles…even Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of their faces like all cutesy cutesy stick a needle in your eyeball. Full Story

The Little Sci Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Little Sci and Katie in Germany playing at a park – as you can see, Katie’s yummy mummy style is fashioned after Mrs Beckhams. Perfect ensemble for a kiddie romp, non? The First Family of Scientology is in Berlin to shoot Tom’s controversial new movie and Katie was expected at Berlin Fashion Week but arrived so late they shut her down at the door! Hangin’ off of Xenu’s ride with his Robobride – the GMD can’t get no love from Germany. Full Story

No Photos don"t mean No Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Who said they broke up? Just because they hadn’t been photographed together for a few months? Rubbish. Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were adorable in Cannes, they were equally adorable in London the other night at the Serpentine Gallery party – normally the best party of the summer but decidedly short on star factor this year. Full Story

Holding her own…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Umbrella. Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Sorry. But seriously…are you shocked? A celebrity holding her own umbrella? How often does that happen? Here’s Penelope Cruz looking gorgeous on her way to a photo shoot in NYC battling the rain. Yes…I too love the jeans. Pene has been working on Woody Allen’s latest with Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Shelf Ass Needs a Stylist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Or a new one. Or maybe it’s just her. It’s the curse of the B List, you know? No matter how clever the publicist and how famous the Pipsqueak boyfriend, Jessica Biel is simply a Shelf Ass and a tv girl. And tv girls can’t own the carpet. Last night at the premiere of Chuck & Larry… Jessica wearing something Jennifer Love Hewitt would wear and trying to suppress her ManTran. Full Story