Holiday Detox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 00:00:00 December 10, 2007 00:00:00

Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Full Story

Boobs Balance Bad Angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 00:00:00 December 10, 2007 00:00:00

Not my Rumey’s best face forward. Definitely not. But check how my girl is balancing her bad angles out with some titty shots. She’s learning…am so proud. Exploiting one asset that doesn’t suck to offset other assets that do suck is a critical Hollywood move. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton for example camouflages her disease by readily putting her mouth around anyone’s c*ck. Full Story

Black & Blue Behind the Glasses?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 00:00:00 December 10, 2007 00:00:00

Look closely at Madge in NYC – there appear to be bruised circles under both eyes, which may have accounted for some super dark shades in another series of photos. X17online.com has also posted pics of Madonna with some black and blue marks. Full Story

Oh Holy Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 09:21:56 December 10, 2007 09:21:56

Beckham’s new Armani ball and a tennis ball stuff into his tightey whiteys. Can you breathe? I can’t breathe… Thanks Denise! source  Full Story

Hayden Has to Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 08:33:46 December 10, 2007 08:33:46

His latest film Awake opened to dismal reviews and disastrous box office numbers. Another professional embarrassment is going straight to DVD – which would actually be GOOD news. Because what was once titled The Decameron, a film Hayden Christensen shot with Mischa Barton two years ago, has now become Angels & Saints or maybe Virgin Territory and even Guilty Pleasures… and if you’re cringing now of course you know what the studio must have been thinking: What a colossal waste of money. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Working Lipo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:37:02 December 10, 2007 07:37:02

Just one of Britney’s many trips to Starbucks this weekend – I think this is from Friday night… I’ve now lost track. As you can see however, Britney looks remarkably more lean, the result no doubt not of hard ass cardio or workouts at the gym but of lipo dissolving shots that are apparently working…but for how long? Especially since she hasn’t modified her diet or her unhealthy habits? As per routine, Britney also spent much of the weekend at the Four Seasons. Full Story

Little Sci goes to the Grove

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:23:07 December 10, 2007 07:23:07

This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other day. Full Story

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Diseased & Desperate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:18:32 December 10, 2007 07:18:32

The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression on her face, Ebola succeeded in sucking Stav back into her mouth. Full Story

The Pitts and King’s parents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:16:00 December 10, 2007 07:16:00

Surprise attendees at the Hatton-Mayweather fight in Vegas on Saturday night – Brad and Angelina showed up ringside as Angie reportedly grimaced her way through the bout, especially towards the end when Hatton was pummelled to the mat. They ended up in his dressing room afterwards to offer encouragement as Angie also chatted up the scrappy boxer’s mother before joining Gwen Stefani and Gavin, both glamourous couples heading into the same limo presumably to gush about their children. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Katherine Heigl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:07:52 December 10, 2007 07:07:52

Sit DOWN is not an admonishment that should be overused. You could easily tell that nauseating Rossum to Sit DOWN every day…but that’s too easy. Sit DOWN is like the C-bomb. The C-bomb is a word you use sparingly…only for the most deserving. Similarly, Sit DOWN must be applied to the most appropriate of occasions and offenders. Full Story