My Gwyneth at Home!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 09:41:05 October 1, 2007 09:41:05

Can you imagine how exciting this is for me? A glimpse INSIDE the Hamptons home of my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow? Classic Gwyneth hypocrisy – complaining about privacy or lack thereof and then inviting House & Garden to photograph her kitchen, her bedroom, and Apple’s adorably canopy bed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Sales

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 09:17:08 October 1, 2007 09:17:08

So as mentioned above, Gimme More the video was supposed to drop today. However, I can tell you exclusively that the premiere has been delayed by her label. Not because it sucks but because it can and will sell. The song is already #1 on iTunes which is why my sources say her label has astutely decided to offer the video exclusively on iTunes beginning Friday, with broadcast rights not beginning until next Monday. Full Story

Almost Donatella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 08:13:44 October 1, 2007 08:13:44

Not quite as hideous as Donatella Versace, but Tori Spelling is coming close. Very, very close. And while she has always been unfortunate looking, karmic retribution has of late quite obviously exponentially expanded the ugly. Use caution and expect more than a shudder as you torture your eyes at the sight of Tori in Vegas hosting at the Pussycat Doll Lounge on Saturday. Full Story

October Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 07:57:17 October 1, 2007 07:57:17

TMZ.com is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have hired a wedding planner and have set the date for October 13th – less than two weeks away! Good date… 13 is a very, very lucky number, especially for a baby. Full Story

Iran So Jakey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 07:27:35 October 1, 2007 07:27:35

Did you watch SNL this weekend? If not, you MUST click here – yet another classic Digital Short this time featuring cameos by Adam Levine and his cheese ass voice and also the bearded beautiful Jakey. Seriously, listen to the lyrics. Full Story

On the beach with Three Whiskers?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 07:15:30 October 1, 2007 07:15:30

No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is a sensitive one. Full Story

Friday Night Pee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 00:00:00 October 1, 2007 00:00:00

A gift that yields many rewards. Love, love, love. Here’s John Mayer stepping out for the first time in the spotlight with his new piece in Santa Monica this weekend, clearly with no intention of keeping it quiet. Her name is Minka Kelly and since most of you shamefully don’t watch Friday Night Lights, she plays Lyla, former head cheerleader dating the fallen star QB who then ends up having hot hot hot sex with his best friend before getting back together with her now crippled boyfriend until he cheats on her with a tattoo artist. Full Story

Three White Bikinis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 00:00:00 October 1, 2007 00:00:00

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon – they’ve applied for a marriage license, will have one year to make it official but x17online.com is claiming they actually did it this weekend. TMZ.com says they didn’t. Full Story

Friday, September 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

My parents have sold their dream house and they are moving. They’re getting on, they’ve retired, they’re downsizing, and they want to travel the world. Everything has been cleared and I’m sleeping on a surprisingly cozy cot in my bedroom for the last, last, last weekend at home. Thought I would be sad but thankfully my mother has taken care of that with my birthday present.

Remember – this is a woman who expects ME to call HER on MY birthday to thank her for being alive. This year, with the stress of the move upon her, she really outdid herself.

I challenge you to to try to best this. Bet your boob job you can’t.

On my 34th birthday my mother gave to me… an econopack of my favourite brand of eyedrops. From Costco of course. Unfortunately, eyedrops don’t help with Hangover Bloat Face. Now I know what Ryan Phillippe feels like every morning.

Friday – am online blogging all day from Toronto. Check often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Julie (or should I say Hulie?) in London from the Wilson sisters. They miss you, they’re sorry to have had to cancel, but they do love you dearly.

PPS. And to Lauren from her sister Siobhan… Happy 22nd. Am thrilled and honoured you’ve both been reading for so long. Have a lovely, lovely day.

The Ultimate Overreach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 14:10:30 September 28, 2007 14:10:30

Turns out ego is contagious. And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake has passed it on to the Shelf Ass. How else can you explain this move? Earlier this week it was reported that Jessica Biel was in talks to star at Wonder Woman in the new super hero movie Justice League of America. Entertainment Weekly is now confirming that she TURNED DOWN the part, essentially giving up the opportunity to be the face of a franchise. Full Story

The Future Feud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 00:00:00 September 28, 2007 00:00:00

Every season of television features a feuding cast. Last year it was Grey’s Anatomy – the show that now sucks major ass. The year before it was Desperate Housewives. Bet your boob job there will be two blondes at the centre of some major network drama this season now that Kristen Bell has joined the cast of Heroes. Full Story