To Be 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 11:07:48 March 5, 2008 11:07:48

Rihanna and Chris Brown in Paris last week. Photo speaks for itself. The cutest! Source  Full Story

Demi Ashton Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 10:54:33 March 5, 2008 10:54:33

Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been ready for years. Full Story

A Muse for Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 09:46:51 March 5, 2008 09:46:51

Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv girl trying to make it in movies. Full Story

Baby Boobs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 08:33:17 March 5, 2008 08:33:17

Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story

Keanu & Parker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 08:25:00 March 5, 2008 08:25:00

According to OK! Magazine the two were canoodling at the Chateau Marmont the other day – not exactly the worst couple ever. He’s eccentric, she’s eccentric, both of a certain age…it’s all good, although nowadays looking at Keanu makes me sad There’s a planet of hurt revolving around him. Full Story

Hirsute, Hypocrite, Not Hilarious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 07:37:21 March 5, 2008 07:37:21

Adrian Grenier yesterday at Villa shooting A COMMERCIAL for American Eagle. Yes. A commercial. With Kim Kardashian for f*ck’s sake. So he’s selling out, which they all do, and pulling a douchebag prank with a postcard – implying that the paparazzi, and by extension the gossip public, should be doing something other than looking at his photos. Full Story

How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 07:01:31 March 5, 2008 07:01:31

If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of course Victoria dressed for the occasion – appropriately. Full Story

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Even in Bad Lighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 06:43:00 March 5, 2008 06:43:00

Demi Moore last night and very little make up with youngest daughter Tallulah leaving Joan’s on Third. As you can see, even in poor light, Demi at 45 is still more attractive than most. Including Lindsay Lohan who is 25 years younger. As for Tallulah – word is the famewhore gene skipped the middle child but is alive and well and kicking and ready to take on the others in young Lulah. Full Story

Mulder and Scully in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 05:18:00 March 5, 2008 05:18:00

Excited??? The new X Files movie has been shooting in Vancouver for weeks, tentatively scheduled for release later this year. Set is cloaked in secrecy, as you would expect. Exclusive thanks to Flynet: first images of Mulder and Scully locked in a tender moment. Full Story

March 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 05:15:42 March 5, 2008 05:15:42

To the original Bitch Face Teresa on her new arrival, daughter Brooklyn… congrats and great news from the Other Bitch Face! To dear Alfie who is recovering after surgery – best for a speedy recovery and Margaret can’t wait to see you back at work!  Full Story