Quiveration Overload

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get out of bed with him. Full Story

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Chelsea at Mahiki!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

My summer girl… my Chelsea in London partying at Mahiki. Well of course she was partying at Mahiki – she’s 21 and Mahiki only works for 23 and under. Big boobs, skinny legs, blonde and tan…like Pam Anderson but super rich. An heiress. With connections good enough for a Hot Harry on a Horse and bred to be able to swallow his royal indiscretions… Love. Full Story

Dating Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite status and choosing accordingly. Full Story

Stroke Face in Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

In all fairness…the lopsidedness actually seems to be receding. And she does look better. Face is almost back to generic Mall Girl with a little tinge of stroke around the corners. But then again, it’s Tara Reid. Something is always just a little off. Like the headband. Like the shoes. Full Story

Homo to Homo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

As my colleague Deano said earlier: too easy. Check out John Travolta chatting up John Waters last night following the Hairspray premiere. It’s all in the wrist, you know? No but seriously...isn"t Revolting rockin" the great hair? Those plugs totally worked!  Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

I don’t care what she’s had done. Whatever it is, it’s subtle and it’s nice. Her face moves, there are lines around her eyes and on her forehead and when she smiles, she actually smiles. Not a grimace face or a stretch face or a cross between alarm face and scary face…just a gorgeous face. Full Story

Now THIS is a Comeback

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

F*ck Britney. What"s KFed compared to disease? Kylie Minogue yesterday telling cancer to jump up her ass.  Love it. As you can see, K is back... Kylie is working on a new album and will be starring alongside David Tennant for a Dr Who Christmas special (here she is on set) and of course she is single and lookin’ for love. Full Story

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What kind of an idiot takes a 4 year old to camp outside Paris Hilton’s house way past her bedtime??? If you live in Florida, please find this bitch and slap her sh-tless.

As for your emails – whether or not Daniel Radcliffe pinged my gaydar following his leather vest appearance in Details … no and not in person either. Just young and Eurostyle. Think Jude Law.

Tuesday, am online all day, refresh for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Much love and affection to Sue R who just had her baby Jack weighing in at a hefty 9 lbs – congratulations!

The Hotness and the Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The Beckhams and the highly anticipated shoot for W Magazine. Full Story

The Miller Mullet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Not really a mullet, more an updated shag but still… Sienna’s new layers – LOVE them. It’s a sassy look…not generic and boring and long. Perfect for her sloppy style. She’s much better off the carpet, non? In fact, she actually looks really, really great in these shots, even with that awkward turtle neck. Full Story