For the first Non-Story, click here. A thousand apologies to the sane among you who don’t give a rat’s ass. Also sorry about the asinity of this post. But I don’t exaggerate the rapacity of the lunatic McGoslings: hundreds and hundreds of emails flooding my inbox, losing their sh-t over the status of their favourite couple – so obsessed that they are practically living on message boards, overanalyzing comments, helping each other cope, and (disbelievingly enough) a few are posing as me or claiming private communication with me, and making statements and fabricating information to further their own theories about Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling resulting in even more emails flooding my inbox… absolutely NOT TRUE. Full Story
In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11. And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal. Full Story
All of them. Please. Shut the f&ck up. So Britney fired Larry Rudolph, apparently blaming him for sending her to rehab, refusing to be accountable for her own trainwreck. Word is, she deliberately leaked news of his dismissal with friends and associates last week and then of course arranged that paparazzi video message the other day sarcastically refuting tabloid tales about her downfall. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below.
It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that sh-t from every angle?
Totally. Totally totally wrong. But I can’t help it.
Enjoy…just a few more shots. Consider it a public service. That this should happen to no one else. Or… given how amusing it’s been…maybe it should.
Thursday, blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.
Yours in gossip,
Have you seen what Luke Wilson looks like lately? Shocked me in Blades of Glory – it’s frightening how bloated he is. Bloated in a bad way, bloated in a “I drink too much and I’m a loser” kind of way – what the hell was Gwyneth thinking? Hands down, the hotter Wilson, especially these days has to be Owen. Full Story
Back to the bottom of the list. Hanging out with Ebola last night...and also squeezing her pimples in a public washroom? It’s a f&cking shame this man gets to wear the clothes she does. A F&CKING SHAME. As reported by a spy to Us Weekly, Cam was at Teddys last night, dancing up a storm…embarrassingly so. Full Story
Jude Law has a new girl. Her name is Kim Hersov, 34 years old, the editor at large for UK Harper’s Bazaar, and is what Sienna Miller will look like in 10 years if she doesn’t drug and booze away her good looks. Compare and contrast…see? Anyway, Jude and Kim are supposedly on Holiday together in India and have been quietly seeing each other for a couple of months, finding much in common including their children – she has 2 aged 7 and 10. Full Story
Ok so she’s not hermy anymore…but I miss it. And after Pipsqueak, Cameron Diaz was actually on her way to the love list. But partying with Paris Hilton? Willingly infected by Hollywood Ebola http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4009? Two words: Cut.Off. Last night at Teddys, Cam looks drunk/stoned off her tree, she ended up at Paris’s afterwards…which is like advertising to the world that she has officially hit Break Up Rock Bottom. Full Story
Jennifer Garner at the Oscar de la Renta opening last night. As you can see, Taupe is aglow and ataupe all at once. Even in black, she’s actually still Taupe. Well done. Well done and well played too? Remember, Taupe is still trying to go from Alias to the big screen – so many tv girls trying to be a bonafide movie stars. Full Story
Well that was fast. Amanda Peet gave birth to a baby girl 8 weeks ago. Here’s Amanda cleverly hiding any remaining traces of pregnancy, looking lovely and fresh at the Oscar de la Renta boutique opening yesterday in LA. Seems like motherhood has also helped with the assy fashion sension. Because as much as I like Amanda Peet, you can’t deny – before the child anyway – that she had a nasty dressing problem. Full Story