George on the Brangelunatics, George on Matt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:28:47 September 27, 2007 06:28:47

New issue of Hello Canada featuring George Clooney on the cover with an exclusive interview inside in which he discusses controlling his fame and public life, hanging out with his famous friends, and his growing social profile. The photos are delicious and as usual, he gives a charming, interesting interview, saying he can’t believe the craziness surrounding the Pitts, that travelling with them is a nightmare, and dishing on his mancrush Matt Damon with a cute little anecdote. Full Story

Rarely At The Same Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:26:44 September 27, 2007 06:26:44

Rarely do both Simpson sisters look good together. Ashlee has been looking great for a while. Jessica’s taken longer to get there. But now that Harley Pasternak seems to be winning the war over Ken Paves, Jess is coming around. Here they are leaving lunch the other day, each with their own distinctive style, each looking pretty cute. Full Story

Pam Parties & Recovers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:24:52 September 27, 2007 06:24:52

She is dating the infamous Rick Salomon of One Night in Paris. According to Page Six she is partying harder than ever before, worrying friends over her health, especially since she has Hep C. Wasn’t there a Page Six blind item a few months ago about a heroin-shooting humanitarian? Everyone at the time bought the easy bait and claimed Angelina Jolie. Full Story

The UnFunny Douche: an update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:23:17 September 27, 2007 06:23:17

For a refresher, please click here. A hometown disappointment continues to disappoint with his ridiculous behaviour and outrageous demands. Still shooting his new movie close to home, apparently he has to wear some kind of prosthetic or padding that makes him hot and is obsessed with trying to cool down. Full Story

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I am officially obsessed with Gossip Girl. Surprisingly SO much better than the books which are actually kinda sh-t.

The show however is sublime. Perfectly cast with one irritating love him/hate him stand-out in particular: the boy who plays Chuck Bass. Something about the way he speaks – that sneer, how he doesn’t move his lips while he’s moving his lips – very Ryan Phillippe circa Cruel Intentions. Back when Ryan Phillippe actually mattered.

Sinfully enjoyable and definitely worth checking out – at least before it gets cancelled. Good shows always do.

My love and gratitude for all your well wishes – thank you, love you, owe you. And a few new giveaways to prove to prove it.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Never take your birthday off…but always take the day AFTER off. To recover!

PPS. Hit ‘em with the same stick: with his driving record, why is Kiefer Sutherland still allowed to drive??? Why is Britney Spears still allowed to drive???

Noses and Ripped Clothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:56:56 September 26, 2007 10:56:56

Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time. Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing? No matter. The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. Full Story

The Opposite of Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:36:26 September 26, 2007 10:36:26

My Kiki looking pale and funky and cute n LA the other day with someone they say is Johnny Borrell though to me, it looks nothing like him. Must just be me. However, she was also seen enjoying coffee and ciggies with another young gentleman, also very much her type. Also a little greasy, malnourished, and too cool for school. Full Story

The New MiniVan Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:24:04 September 26, 2007 10:24:04

Hollywood is awash with media savvy famewhores these days. Leading the pack Jessica Biel of course and newly emerged is Katherine Heigl and now Bridget Moynahan has joined the fray - tearing at the heartstrings of the MiniVan Majority to secure herself a professional foothold as a an attractive single mother and working actress hanging on to, yes would you believe it?, a development deal with ABC. Full Story

Something to Hide?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:01:10 September 26, 2007 10:01:10

VB took off for Tokyo the other day leaving David alone, again, at home in California. So David went shopping at Ron Herman. Innocent enough, right? But if so, why did he book it as soon as he came out the door, frightened at the sight of one lone pap? This of course is a man who has been photographed nearly every day of his life, a man who is no stranger to using photographers when he needs an image supported or perpetuated. Full Story

Still Maybe Gaybe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 08:32:28 September 26, 2007 08:32:28

Natalie Portman showing off a killer pair of legs last night at a special screening with Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman. Don’t love the hair but with her face, what does it matter? So last week I posted this article Full Story

How Can You Resist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 00:00:00 September 26, 2007 00:00:00

Been saying it for months and now that they’re finally expecting, love them even more. Seriously the cutest ever. As I mentioned the other day, JLo’s hair man is telling all that she is. Click her for a refresher Full Story