Chicken Fried Friendless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 10:32:05 December 11, 2007 10:32:05

Her hair is black again. And she was pissed at the paps last night for surrounding her even though she was walking around in a pink wig. Stupid f&cking twat. Scene of the crime – the Four Seasons. Multiple sightings and multiple outfit changes. As you can see, her lipo is working rather rapidly. Full Story

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Ebola is Everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 09:43:54 December 11, 2007 09:43:54

This is what Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has created – random famewhores everywhere peddling their sh*t. Speaking of sh*t…last night’s season finale of The Hills. Total letdown. The parties after were much more interesting especially since Heidi did not walk the carpet with Spencer but did get into the car with him to head home. Full Story

On Madge’s Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 09:20:55 December 11, 2007 09:20:55

As reported yesterday, X17online.com had the clearest photos yesterday of Madonna with bruising under both eyes resulting in smutty tingling about an “accident” at home or a touch-up at the surgeon’s. Am told from a source that she was actually coming out of a dermatologist’s building in New York. Full Story

In the Lead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 09:06:37 December 11, 2007 09:06:37

Daniel Day-Lewis is pretty much guaranteed an Oscar nomination after the LA Film Critics Association named him Best Actor for There Will Be Blood. The film also won best picture and director putting Blood in good position for an awards season run. Then again, Daniel Day-Lewis could fart and still get honoured. Full Story

How A Photo Becomes a Rumour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 00:00:00 December 11, 2007 00:00:00

At the GQ Men of the Year event last week at the Chateau Marmont – Hayden Panettiere posed in this photo with Ryan Gosling. She also posed in the same pose with several other men at the party… like Justin Long. This is easily confirmed on WireImage. But Justin is not famous enough without Drew. Full Story

Red Carpet Inelegant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 08:05:28 December 11, 2007 08:05:28

My mother loves to criticise how women stand. She says you can judge a person’s class just by how they hold their stationary body. This of course from someone who can’t eat with her mouth closed (no one born in Hong Kong is capable of this) and twice a week parks herself at the casino at the slot machine with one leg hitched up on the railing. Full Story

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Goatee Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 07:42:10 December 11, 2007 07:42:10

Leo likes to get lazy in between projects…only he’s not in between projects. The hair and the bloat are supposedly for Body of Lies which he’s been shooting for months. Something about hunting down terrorists in the Middle East – heavy material as usual. Ugh. Why can’t he just make a romantic comedy? Just once? Here’s Leo in Marrakesh for the film festival presenting an honourary award to Martin Scorsese. Full Story

The GMD steps in for Jada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 07:29:46 December 11, 2007 07:29:46

For some reason, Jada was missing yesterday for Will Smith’s handprint ceremony at Grauman’s so the GMD stepped in and played the part of doting partner, seated on the sidelines in admiration, practically drooling over a man he keeps calling his “inspiration”. Sweet Xenu, it’s like porn for Scientologists! But the group shots kill me. Full Story

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Just when you think it couldn’t possibly get any better, Friday Night Lights delivers yet again – one of the most perfect 60 minutes of television on Friday night and, tragically, no one is watching. Which means no one caught the writers’ brilliant ode to John Mayer’s golden showers… see what you’re missing?

Everyone was in Vegas this weekend for fight night, birthdays, and the Spice Girls. More on that later. And my Rumey’s boobies too!

Monday, am live blogging all day with a new giveaway for the boys and a riddle too. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Great news! The search function is now fully operational! Go through the archives, type in your key words, you should be able to find any article you want.

Also… a “bookmark” icon has now been added to the bottom of every article!

Thanks for your patience – we’re a mom and pop shoppe…a thousand apologies for the delay. Appreciate your understanding. Thank you, love you, owe you.

EW Silver Foxes: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 14:32:13 December 10, 2007 14:32:13

Appreciate all your submissions and enthusiasm! Keep ‘em coming to win something glam to kick off 2008! Go back through last week’s “best” posts as we count down the moments of 2007. Cover of the Year has to be Entertainment Weekly’s courageous feature on the incomparable silver fox grande dames of Hollywood: Mirren, Dench, and Streep. Full Story

Becks Says Happy Holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 14:13:10 December 10, 2007 14:13:10

Check out David’s Adidas holiday card wearing my favourite hair. Am so done with the buzz. You? Also like his face like that. When he’s focused and concentrating…yum. Photos from Splash  Full Story