Engaged is the New Dating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 07:31:59 September 26, 2007 07:31:59

My clever friend Duana coined that phrase. Five minutes ago she was still pining over Crack Love Forever. Then she threw Pete out of her house. Turn around and she was supposedly engaging in secret trysts with him at Claridges. Now Kate Moss is engaged to another musician after a 12 hour sex session during which she proposed? I love the British tabloids…they really do know everything. Full Story

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Another celebrity drunk driver. This time not a Hollywood skank twat but Kiefer Sutherland – no stranger to a little bit of drama and also, rumour has it, rather fond of his hooch. DUI, twice the legal limit, and arrested after pulling an illegal u-turn. This is his 2nd strike.

Is he above the law?

And do you kinda love how Charlie Sheen is publicly tearing Denise Richards a new asshole? More on that later.

Am headed home to Vancouver today. It’s a 5 hour round trip so only blogging in the morning. Tomorrow is 34. Am old.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. A very Potter birthday to Marsi – Snape Forever! And to Shannon celebrating her stagette this weekend in Chicago before becoming a navy wife in January – a hot man in uniform AND moving to Italy? Love you but hate you a little too

Friends for Friends and looking fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:59:03 September 25, 2007 10:59:03

George Clooney came out to support Brad Pitt in Jesse James last week. And last night Brad returned the favour, arriving solo to the NYC premiere of Michael Clayton. Check him out all dressed up and delicious, wearing a suit the way it is meant to be worn, chewing his gum, showing off his sexy gait, probably rushing to get home to make Pitt Porn with Angelina. Full Story

Drunken Punch-up at a Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:51:53 September 25, 2007 10:51:53

It’s the title of a wicked Radiohead song and while it didn’t exactly go down that way, Kate Moss and Sienna Miller were about to claw each other’s eyes out at a wedding the other night until Sadie Frost (???) stepped in and settled sh-t down. But why, Sadie…why??? Kate is apparently not taking too kindly to the fact that Sienna is single white femaling her entire life – copying her style, imitating her drama, and stealing her friends, the latest of which is Rhys Ifans. Full Story

Career Error

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:30:34 September 25, 2007 10:30:34

I concede – for a while there he had his 15 minutes. On Kimmel, doing a side-splitting imitation of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch, Dane Cook was hilarious. But that’s it, you know? It’s tired. It’s the same old. He’s a college circuit comedian period. And the clock is ticking…as evidenced this weekend by the box office slaughter of his new film Good Luck Chuck by the eventual winner Resident Evil. Full Story

50 is Fantastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 00:00:00 September 25, 2007 00:00:00

I loooooove Rene Russo. I love her! I loved her in Lethal Weapon, I loved her in the Thomas Crown movie, and I love, love, love her hair. Can you believe this woman is 53? I am nearly 20 years younger, I have never ever looked this good. And if she’s had work done, so be it. It’s subtle, she doesn’t frighten me, more power to her. Full Story

Shelf Ass Superhero?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 09:58:02 September 25, 2007 09:58:02

Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her bikini bottom with her dogs (now dog, singular), to dating the Pip, to leaking details of a romance with Pip, and travelling the world with Pip, Jessica Biel is reportedly on her way to nailing her very own super hero franchise. Full Story

All Star Rossum on Video!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 00:00:00 September 25, 2007 00:00:00

Have you eaten? If so… use caution. I dry heaved my way through breakfast over this. But still…in it’s own cheese way, in a way only she can deliver, Emmy Rossum’s new video is all kindsa hilarious. Part Neutrogena commercial, part photo shoot, part self adulation, part Bridget Jones rip off, see the Rossum in various degrees of Rossum ranging from writhing around on white sheets in her bed, to running across a bridge with her breasts bound and heaving, to FLOATING ON WATER in an angelic yellow dress while emoting to camera all while her does eyes gaze out at you imploringly and her hair whips around, carried by the wind and her whimsy. Full Story

Booby Ball 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 09:34:03 September 25, 2007 09:34:03

Promotion for a good cause: Healthy boobies are important. So every year I make it a point of promoting the annual Booby Ball in support of Rethink Breast Cancer www.rethinkbreastcancer.com/. We all know someone. For me, it’s my mother in law. Full Story

Why Bridget is Bitter and Bitchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:35:27 September 25, 2007 08:35:27

They were dating, they broke up, supposedly had not-very-careful goodbye sex, then he moves on not to a mousy looking football groupie but to Gisele Bundchen – easily one of the most amazing looking women on the planet. Can you blame Bridget Moynahan for burning the way she is? I’d be bitter and bitchy too. Full Story

Desperate for Randoms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:33:45 September 25, 2007 08:33:45

Heath Ledger is a far cry from his hotness in A Knight’s Tale but still… he is, after all, a movie star. And he still looks better than Zach Braff. So does he really have to stoop to this? Evidently whatever cougar moves Helena Christensen put on him weren’t lasting because Heath was seen the other day in New York with a wing man who ran after two random girls as they were leaving some hotel and offered them Heath’s address, requesting that they drop by. Full Story