The Toxic Spouse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2007 07:14:21 August 21, 2007 07:14:21

He is black to the core. And not surprisingly, because of him, or more accurately, because of her weakness when it comes to him, Amy Winehouse has reportedly once again exited rehab. Apparently the two walked out on Sunday night and checked into a hotel. And of course insiders say it was Blake who was the problem. Full Story

The Teflon Junkie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2007 00:00:00 August 21, 2007 00:00:00

Look at him. Isn’t this appetising? Can you believe this nasty clammy degenerate has no problem getting laid??? Pete Doherty was arrested Sunday night/Monday morning for drugs, of course. At the time his eyeballs were popping out of his head, he was babbling and incoherent and weeping and still…and still today he walks a free a man. Full Story

Sienna Miller: friendship impossible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2007 00:00:00 August 21, 2007 00:00:00

Two weeks, three men…the way the British tabloids see it, Sienna Miller can’t have friends: they’re either f&cking or nothing. Last week it was Sean Bean, then Matthew Rhys, now it’s a holiday with Rhys Ifans in Ibiza, and the two hooked up back in London for an afternoon visit as well. Full Story

Monday, August 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hopped on the red eye Saturday night from LA to Toronto. Justin Timberlake is playing 2 sold out shows at the ACC today and tomorrow. They’re apparently shacked up at the Park Hyatt. At this rate, Pip better watch himself. Because now that he’s helped her secure a spot on the A List, as they said in Wedding Crashers, this girl looks like a Stage Five Clinger.

The first photo of Britney de-wigged!

Monday – travel day, blogging on the fly, will update when I can.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

29 Million

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 11:21:53 August 20, 2007 11:21:53

Reese Witherspoon on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly, beginning a push for the upcoming Rendition, co-starring Jakey G and yes, premiering in just a few weeks at TIFF. The two are apparently vacationing right now in Martha’s Vineyard. Paps have managed to shoot her with Ava but not with him. Full Story

Anything for America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 10:33:16 August 20, 2007 10:33:16

66,000 showed up at Giants stadium for The Hotness. 66,000 when the average is just over 11,000 but they came for David Beckham. He was the toast of NYC this weekend and he didn’t disappoint. It was a barn burner that finished at 5-4 with David’s side on the losing end despite him setting up 3 goals. Full Story

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 09:01:19 August 20, 2007 09:01:19

For the Friday Night Lights fans only – just a small spoiler. Received the most brilliant email I received today from John Intini, a proper writer for Macleans Magazine, who also happens to be an FNL fanatic: “Was it common knowledge that Landry Clarke, everyone’s favourite wingman, will be putting down the French fries and extra large chocolate shakes this fall and suiting up for Coach?!? (The NYTimes sport"s mag has a pic from this coming season of him in uniform. Full Story

Helium Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 08:44:00 August 20, 2007 08:44:00

To each her own. I love Gwyneth, you can’t bear her. I can’t stand Oprah, many of you would gladly pass out from frenzied cheering in her aisles every time she tells you to “love yourself!” Music of course is particularly subjective. To many of you, Radiohead is probably random noise. Full Story

Stilettos on the Pier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 08:07:57 August 20, 2007 08:07:57

Angelina Jolie takes her kids on a boat ride wearing flats. Victoria Beckham would never be so practical. While Becks charmed New York this weekend, Posh took the boys and her entourage on a boat ride back in Cali. As you can see, her outfit for the occasion was a black tank, tight black jeans, and a sky hair pair of black Louboutins. Full Story

Models Love Junkies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 07:52:27 August 20, 2007 07:52:27

Kate Moss is still miraculously detoxing from Pete Doherty – it’s been weeks since she threw him out and, incredibly, she hasn’t taken him back…yet. For the time being however Pete doesn’t seem to mind. Because apparently he’s found someone else to lick his scabs. Full Story

Bale as Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 07:32:00 August 20, 2007 07:32:00

Everyone is waiting for I’m Not There, the Bob Dylan biopic directed by Todd Haynes (Far From Heaven) with several high profile actors “interpreting” the legend at various points of his life. The film is so highly anticipated because it is the first project of its kind to have Dylan’s blessing and promises to reveal information never before made public about his personal and professional trials and tribulations. Full Story